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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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9 - How tall are you when you stand on your wallet |
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10 - Communication is for wimps, real men beat sense into each other |
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11 - MEN: Can't live with 'em; Can't sell 'em for parts |
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12 - WOMEN: Can't live with 'em, sheep can't cook |
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17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
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21 - Your parents met at a family reunion |
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24 - After you were born... they chlorinated the gene pool |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
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61 - FUCK OFF I've got enough friends |
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70 - I'M BUSY, You're Ugly, Have a nice day |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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84 - Don't give me ATTITUDE I've got enough of my own |
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99 - Earth Girls are easy |
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114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
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118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
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160 - If you don't like my smoke DON'T BREATHE! |
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196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
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204 - NO WUCKIN' FORRIES |
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217 - The meek shall inherit fuck all |
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219 - Pierced in places you'd love to lick |
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231 - Arrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying: OFF, PISS. |
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249 - THUG |
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251 - Less culture than yoghurt |
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252 - Shit doesn't happen It gets left behind by arseholes |
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256 - Parental washing instructions: Don't fucking shrink it |
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257 - FIGJAM |
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262 - M.O.B. Money Over Bitches |
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277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
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308 - The buck doesn't even slow down here |
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371 - Motto for Life: Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, and shag like you're being filmed. |
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383 - Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating |
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405 - Free abuse wait here |
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412 - All this and I shag too |
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472 - All the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty |
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498 - Treat me like a tourist |
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508 - I DO BAD THINGS |
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520 - Eat your heart out, I'm taken |
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550 - I don't DO LEGIT |
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559 - BUGGER |
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562 - NO MORAL FIBRE |
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610 - Ceid Meile Feck Off! |
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634 - Charm school reject |
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642 - HAVE A DAY |
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696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
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714 - IRRITANT |
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718 - People like you make it easy for people like me to be above average |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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732 - Money can't buy happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and prozzies |
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748 - I'm retired this is as dressed-up as I get |
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754 - WHATEVER |
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756 - Money can't buy love but I only want to rent it |
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759 - When God created me he was just showing off |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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842 - MISFIT |
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882 - LET MAYHEM BEGIN |
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913 - $2 SHIRT |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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984 - FUCK SUBTLE |
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1002 - CHRIST DIED FOR US |
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1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
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1005 - WOW GOOD FOR YOU ? |
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1007 - NOT BIG NOT CLEVER |
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1008 - MONKEY SPANK |
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1021 - KEEP STARING... |
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1029 - DAD'S FOR LIFE |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
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1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
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1049 - OLDER, WISER ? |
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1050 - BORROXT |
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1052 - GROWING UP |
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1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
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1074 - I'M SPARTACUS |
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1083 - FREAKS ARE PEOPLE |
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1091 - POLICE PROFIT |
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1092 - JUST SAY SO |
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1096 - I SHAGGED SPARTACUS |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1104 - SPARTACUS / TARZAN |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
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1123 - EATING DISORDER |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1140 - ANCIENT GEEK |
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1142 - PROPER OFF The HOOK |
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1144 - LIKTWAT |
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1145 - AVE IT |
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1146 - BEAUTY SCHOOL |
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1147 - READY, WILLING... |
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1149 - JOBZAGOODUN |
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1151 - GIRTH CONTROL |
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1154 - FC - NO MAAM |
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1157 - VOICES SAID BE NICE |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1169 - GROWING OLD |
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1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
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1171 - BIKE'S BLACK TOO |
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1177 - NOB |
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1178 - TONIGHT MATTHEW |
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1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
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1182 - KEEP IT VAGUE |
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1183 - BAR SLAG |
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1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
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1186 - NINJA PENGUIN |
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1189 - SERGEANT SIXPACK |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1197 - CHIPS & GRAVY |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
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1205 - 7 LANGUAGES |
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1207 - IMMEDIATE STRANGERS |
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1210 - BETTER IN MIRROR |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1220 - CLEVERLY DISGUISED |
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1222 - Welcome to Britain, Now speak English |
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1224 - STARTING TO DIG |
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1227 - INHERENT VIOLENCE |
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1231 - LATIN - DIVORCE |
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1233 - ALL ANIMALS |
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1235 - I AM I DO |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
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1238 - GUILTY BYSTANDER |
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1241 - HITMAN |
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1244 - THANK YOU |
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1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
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1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
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1247 - NO SWIMMING |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1252 - FOXTROT OSCAR |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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1255 - CRIPPLES ON PISS |
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1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
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1276 - JAILBAIT |
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1279 - VICTORIA CROSS |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
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1301 - LONG SQUAWK |
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1302 - WHAT IF SHIT... |
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1304 - INNER BLONDE |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
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1315 - MARRIED MEN FORGET |
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1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
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1320 - SPECIAL PARKING |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
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1325 - EVEN MY MUM |
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1336 - B W B M |
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1338 - OFTEN |
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1340 - LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA ! |
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1345 - DARK AFRAID |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1348 - FABULOUS |
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1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
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1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
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1358 - SATURDAY |
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1359 - LORD IS WATCHING |
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1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
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1363 - JUST LIKE YOU |
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1365 - LIVE TO REGRET |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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1374 - CHESS / KICKBOX |
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1378 - FCEK |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
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1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1389 - FCUK ?25 MILLION |
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1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1396 - WANT YOUR HELP ? |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1399 - IT IS BIG... |
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1400 - TILL DEATH DO US PARTY |
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1401 - SAME TWAT |
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1403 - CLONING GOES WRONG |
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1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
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1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
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1429 - I am not a fucking happy camper |
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1435 - It's all about me! |
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1436 - Ooligan on ollyday |
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1437 - I WILL run over your feet if you keep telling me not to |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
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1448 - |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1460 - Dyslexics have more !fnu |
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1463 - In dog years, I'm dead |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1476 - mesobitchy |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1479 - I'm disabled not fucking stupid |
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1481 - Not computer friendly |
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1483 - lcuky fcuk |
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1488 - Yes, they are mine! They're paid for! |
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1489 - I am the anti-genius |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1498 - |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1508 - I don't sweat the petty things? |
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1509 - Whoop de fcukin do! |
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1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
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1519 - Don't talk to us! We don't make the decisions |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1542 - Did I mention the kick in the nads you'll get if you touch me |
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1552 - When choosing between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried yet |
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1554 - My vibrator has a kick start |
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1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
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1560 - Sinnin & Grinnin |
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1568 - There is no such thing as a bad day shagging |
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1570 - Consistently striving to lower my standards |
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1575 - If you're looking for my good side, keep circling |
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1577 - Pound for Pound I'm as viscious as an amoeba |
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1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
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1582 - I'm good for nothing but I'm very very good at it! |
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1587 - My Pagan friends worship the ground I walk on. |
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1600 - Now that Communism is dead, who will save us from the Americans? |
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1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
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1606 - Why be pessimistic? It won't work anyway |
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1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
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1622 - I may not be a Twat but I act like one |
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1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1642 - Treat me like the pig that I am! |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1651 - There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act |
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1657 - Satisfaction guaranfuckinteed |
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1672 - I refuse to die to Bananarama |
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1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1699 - I'm a biker, deal with it! |
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1704 - Say just one wrong word and I'll pack up and go fishing! |
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1705 - I am determined not to be compulsive obsessive!!!!! |
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1710 - What's that all about then? |
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1722 - Just a child with a paycheque |
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1723 - Silly is a state of mind |
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1732 - Proud to be a Foreigner |
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1736 - I'd give you a piece of my mind |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1754 - I bet I'll be in Hell before ya! |
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1782 - Some push the envelope Some just lick it and some can't even find the flap |
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1785 - What fuckin plot? |
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1798 - I'd rather be disabled than incapable |
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1891 - At the end of the day, what the fuck? |
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1893 - Even though I have very low expectations of people, I'm always disappointed |
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1894 - The DJ's Shirt |
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1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
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1907 - I love slappers |
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1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
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1914 - You say I'm a Freak like it's a bad thing |
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1921 - I'm the bitch your mother warned you about! |
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1933 - Been there, done that, got the amputation! |
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1955 - Morally Challenged |
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1959 - Life, Liberty and the happiness of pursuit |
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1967 - I'd enjoy the day more if it started later! |
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1968 - Start the morning without me |
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1976 - Racial Prejudice is just a pigment of the imagination |
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1985 - Happiness can't buy money! |
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2021 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the fucking vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2022 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2033 - MTME |
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2051 - Winners make the rules ?losers live by them! |
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2064 - I'm not sure if I'm living the dream or dreaming the life |
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2067 - PHUQUE OPHPH! |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2082 - Blonde is my mother tongue She was blonde too! |
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2083 - I'd rather persuade you to leave than make you come! |
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2085 - Don't expect humour This is a work shirt |
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2088 - Wize Pranker |
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2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
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2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
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2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2104 - I am not homophobic I quite like my house! |
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2109 - It's impossible to work with cockroaches! When you turn on the lights they all run away! |
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2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
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2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
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2125 - I am a Local Person but the t-shirt is from Bangladesh! |
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2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
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2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
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2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
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2135 - Riding my bike is the second most fun I can have wearing leather |
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2138 - Of course they're Real! There's no such thing as imaginary Tits!! |
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2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
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2144 - I'd rather push my Sportsbike than ride a heap of Yankee shite |
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2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
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2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2152 - You might stare because I'm unique, but I laugh at all you clones! |
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2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2166 - Infidel and Proud |
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2170 - Perfect Bitch |
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2177 - |
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2179 - Come back Guy Fawkes All is forgiven |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2186 - Hazard to Myself |
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2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
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2192 - I wouldn't know culture if it was growing in my arsecrack! |
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2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
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2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
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2214 - I might have a SMALL DICK but my carbon footprint is FUCKING HUGE |
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2215 - Arksk me if I'm bovvered, though |
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2216 - I am great and yet, I am humble |
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2219 - I'm multi-lingual I speak fluent crap! |
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2225 - |
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2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
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2232 - Everything I eat turns to shit! What's wrong with me? |
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2236 - PW Pussy Welfare |
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2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
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2258 - I don't have an attitude I just have a personality you can't handle |
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2259 - Hardcore Atheist |
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2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
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2265 - I don't cheat I just bend the rules |
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2269 - High Maintenance |
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2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
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2278 - M.F.B. Mad Fat Bastard |
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2292 - I'm encourageable |
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2293 - My attitude is not my problem |
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2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
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2296 - 'You get futher with a kind word, and a gun, than with a kind word alone' - Al Capone |
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2300 - I ride my bike to trailer shows |
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2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
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2302 - If I had any patience I'd have lost it by now |
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2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
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2307 - If I could find a better way of getting a hangover I'd give up drinking |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2328 - This is what you get when you fuck with perfection! |
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2341 - Little Miss Naughty |
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2342 - If you don't want the Truth, don't ask me the Question |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2351 - Ignorant half-witted bollox |
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2369 - I am not a Sheep |
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2377 - Bugger!! Forgot to go to work! |
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2382 - It's only dirty if you do it right!! |
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2388 - White van man |
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2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
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2424 - Bikers 4 Humour |
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2425 - Man?Machine?360 Corners?37 3/4 miles of road |
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2434 - |
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2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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2437 - Positively high maintenance |
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2440 - Warning I have an attitude & I know how to use it! |
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2455 - I'm happy on the inside Now, Fuck Off! |
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2461 - I may not have morals but I do have standards |
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2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
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2478 - Fear is fleeting. Regret is forever! |
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2480 - What about my rights? I'm an anglo-saxon aborigine |
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2482 - Fuck the world & let's get high poem |
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2484 - 'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch' - Jack Nicholson |
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2496 - Do not disturb Already disturbed |
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2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
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2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2508 - Normal people freak me out |
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2515 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm drinking for all of us |
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2519 - I am the git |
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2530 - Health & Safety Inspectors should be beaton to death with their own clipboards! |
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2542 - F: I'm gonna live forever! B: So far, so good. |
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2543 - There's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured by reincarnation |
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2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
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2559 - Snooze |
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2564 - I am ready to meet my maker, but I'm not so sure he is ready to meet me |
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2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
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2586 - Ride like the wind!! |
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2587 - Hic Fvte Lvdvs Militorvm |
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2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
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2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
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2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
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2603 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space |
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2605 - Watch out! I have a black belt in origami. I'll fold the fuck out of you I'll leave you looking like one of those little swans! |
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2625 - Anything good you hear about me will be all lies!! |
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2634 - Live without a bike is no life at all |
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2635 - Educated in a school where nuts are handled |
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2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
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2639 - Mommy things I'm at Sunday school |
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2640 - Does my arse look fast in this? |
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2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
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2644 - More smiles per gallon with a bike |
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2645 - It would be very sad to die without ever really living! |
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2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
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2674 - Some people are just passengers in life Others can't even get on the bus |
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2675 - If it hasn't got any ink you're not sticking it in me! |
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2676 - Got ink? |
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2679 - Body of a goddess, ink of the devil |
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2680 - Inked rebel |
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2681 - Nice Tattoo did you do it yourself? |
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2682 - Human canvas put me in the tate modern |
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2684 - Ink Addict |
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2685 - All it takes is a little prick |
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2689 - Chica Loca |
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2690 - It's fuckin art man! |
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2691 - Please do not judge me by your ignorance |
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2692 - Nice ink! What tribe are you from? |
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2701 - I ran out of hair? so I dyed my head |
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2703 - If a reputation can be bought and paid for? What's so different about a peerage? |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
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2724 - Hardcore Apathist |
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2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
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2747 - If you are reading this, thank a teacher if you are reading this in English thank a soldier if you can't read English, why are you here? |
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2753 - More madness than method |
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2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
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2772 - I'm not deaf?I'm just ignoring you |
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2773 - I'm a bad influence |
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2797 - Pocket Dynamo Don't call me cute! |
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2798 - Tattooed & Proud |
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2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2819 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2826 - Less smoke more throttle |
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2828 - I'm always going out on a limb |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2837 - Resist Futility |
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2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2862 - Gonnae no do that! |
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2868 - I survived sad Monday |
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2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
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2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
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2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
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2903 - Fast & Feisty |
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2904 - British white and proud of it! |
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2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
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2922 - I've got life all fack to bront |
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2924 - Bore Ffukkinn Da! |
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2927 - If it moves, fuck it! If it doesn't move, stroke it 'til it moves, then fuck it! |
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2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
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2934 - Never compromise on safety Unless it looks like fun! |
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2939 - Free the vegitable one |
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2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
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2956 - I'm not drunk I'm still drinking |
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2961 - My name's Bob and I'm an alcoholic There, now that I'm not anonymous I don?t have to be part of your club!! |
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2968 - My cups runneth over |
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2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
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2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
|
2977 - A biker's fun is never done |
|
2982 - If I were two-faced I'd be wearing the other one! |
|
2984 - I'm not really ignorant? I'm just blending in |
|
2985 - Eureka!! I think I've invented perpetual motion? I started at the bottom and I'm still going downhill! |
|
2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
|
2988 - I'd rather think inside the box!! |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2990 - When I die, please recycle my tits |
|
3003 - They're all weird except me! |
|
3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
|
3009 - Make laziness history bring back poverty! |
|
3013 - If I had intelligence you'd be insulting it |
|
3014 - I'm aitch ay fookin pee pee why! |
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3015 - Test your rev limiter every day |
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3017 - I used to think I was fallible, but I was wrong |
|
3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
|
3022 - Fat is the new thin |
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3032 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
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3035 - Princess of the Universe |
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3041 - In Paris, they just stare when I speak French to them. I'm sick & tired of trying to make these idiots understand their own language. |
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3044 - The chicken crossed the road because it fuckin felt like it, alright !!! |
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3045 - Retard A compliment in Yorkshire |
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3047 - If it weren't so richly deserved, your adulation would be really embarrassing |
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3048 - Don't be calling me feckless, I'm not a bloody virgin! So I'm not! |
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3056 - Only 2 things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity - Albert Einstein |
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3066 - I'm not going to be an escape goat for anybody! |
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3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
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3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
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3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
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3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
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3110 - Monkey says relax |
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3116 - Cliches should be avoided like the plague |
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3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
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3128 - I'm not arrogant. I'm just the best |
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3130 - I don't know how I manage to be so humble! |
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3137 - You all think I'm paranoid You might not have said anything, but I know you're thinking it! |
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3144 - I can't be arsed to stand up for myself |
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3146 - I don't do cruises I ain't no fool! I won't be fallin for that one again! |
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4275 - FUBAR |
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4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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80 - If I gave a shite you would be the first person I'd give it to! |
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89 - I've upped my standards Up Yours |
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90 - I'm drunk, I'm obnoxious, Fuck You |
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92 - Fuck Off Just fuck right off |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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146 - Do I look like a fuckin' people person? |
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168 - UP YOUR PIPE |
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244 - Fuck Titanic what happened to the iceberg? |
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346 - Funny you don't look like a twat |
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404 - If you're easily offended now would be a really good time to fuck off |
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435 - FUCK YOU, YES YOU |
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612 - Tell your fuckin' story walking, pal! |
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656 - Don't piss me off? My backyard is full already! |
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679 - If you want loyalty get a dog!! |
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703 - I don't do mingers |
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709 - My attitude might stink but my arse doesn't |
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721 - SMILE FUCKWIT |
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724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
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726 - No! I am not fuckin' local |
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750 - Be nice or Fuck off |
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753 - Don't be shy your mother wasn't |
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772 - I woke up this morning with one nerve left, and you're getting on it. |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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889 - BUGGREM |
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947 - DID I SAY ? |
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967 - IN MY WAY |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1019 - TATTOOED WHITE TRASH |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1038 - IKEA |
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1039 - GET BLAME ANYWAY |
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1046 - WHAT ATTITUDE ? |
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1053 - GOOD MORNING |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1056 - GO F... SELF |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
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1076 - WHO IS SPARTACUS ? |
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1077 - BOMB |
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1103 - NOT A TWAT, HONEST |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1163 - CAN'T BE ARSED |
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1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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1167 - DON'T DO P.C. |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1206 - FUCKYAIFYACAN'T |
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1236 - MONGREL |
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1257 - DUMB KILLER |
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1277 - WHO ARE YOU ? |
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1283 - HELL WAS FULL |
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1289 - FLOATING WHEELCHAIR |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1347 - WANT TO FIT IN ? |
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1351 - LESBIAN ? |
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1361 - EMPLOYEE |
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1364 - LET'S PRETEND |
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1368 - PROPER TWAT |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
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1405 - WORLD'S MY ASHTRAY |
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1414 - WHY THE FUCK |
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1426 - All bosses are cunts |
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1427 - I'm not allowed to be a racist bastard but I can think like one |
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1433 - If I'm here? Who's running Hell? |
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1434 - Racist?.I'm not even in a hurry |
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1444 - |
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1447 - Few Problems High Explosive |
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1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
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1467 - Oi Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1538 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance?. |
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1559 - Which part of kiss my arse don't you understand? |
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1565 - I could solve all the Worlds problems but I don't have enough bullets |
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1594 - I'd be Atheist but the holidays suck |
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1613 - I'm so excited I could just kick a puppy |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1631 - There's no life like low life |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1634 - Evilution |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1639 - My 'inner child' is a mean little bastard |
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1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
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1648 - We don't give a fuck how they do it in America!! |
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1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
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1659 - Fat cows are harder to butcher! |
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1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
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1697 - All I can hear is: |
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1698 - Oi, Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1706 - I'm getting the word NONCE |
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1707 - You nosey bastard |
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1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
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1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
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1728 - If you don't limp you aint Shit |
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1740 - Anyone can quit smoking |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
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1763 - Explain what it was that made you think I would give a shit |
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1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
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1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
|
1784 - rude as fcuk |
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1794 - Fuck with me and I'll burn your holiday home, boyo! |
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1795 - One twat in my pants is enough thanks! |
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1859 - What kind of lubricant do you have to use to get so far up your own fuckin' arse! |
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1863 - When I grow up I want to be an outrage to public decency |
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1864 - Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole council estate! |
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1871 - Fok julle almal |
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1872 - I don't like to be rude, but you're boring me now! |
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1874 - Waddayawantyakuncha? |
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1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
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1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
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1892 - I've got friends I haven't used yet |
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1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
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1927 - No, I don't have a card! If you want loyalty get a fuckin puppy! |
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1958 - Silence those who oppose free speech |
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1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
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2003 - Fuck you and all of your voices |
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2020 - Say NO to the Euro! Keep the Giro! |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2031 - Detention Seeker |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2054 - I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would let me join! |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2078 - Surely you can do better than that!? |
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2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
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2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
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2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
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2095 - I wasn't born a Bastard I had to work at it! |
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2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
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2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2101 - OK I was wrong I apologise.. Unfuck you |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
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2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
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2121 - Please don't make me regret not shooting you |
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2128 - I'd prefer you to perve at my arse! That way, at least I'll be walking away from you! |
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2130 - Where is Enoch Powell now that his country needs him??? |
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2141 - I'm not racist I'd like every lazy fucker to have a job |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2161 - If you don't like my laws & customs get the fuck out of my country - Scottish |
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2167 - I still ain't bovvered |
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2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
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2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
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2181 - My Ex-Wife is the foundation of my patio |
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2185 - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck |
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2198 - If you ain't got a V8 you're shit! |
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2204 - 12 12 12 Twice as evil |
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2210 - I do my bit for society?.I vote for Big Brother. |
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2211 - Buying LOTTO tickets is NOT a valid career choice |
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2212 - Stop looking at my cock |
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2217 - Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over |
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2241 - F: DIGAF B: DIF |
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2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
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2254 - How are we supposed to burn holiday homes in a smoke-free zone? |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2266 - 12 12 12 Twice as fuckin evil as you! |
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2275 - Twat ---> |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2280 - Slob out with your knob out |
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2284 - Fcuk fof |
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2312 - FIFO Fit In or Fuck Off |
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2319 - F: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Big Brother Fuck you all, & fuck your fucking house B: Wankers |
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2320 - I'd rather be a Paki than a Jock! |
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2322 - Welcome to Britain Now speak fucking English!!! |
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2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
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2337 - This is a designated smoking area |
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2345 - This area has been Ethnically Cleansed |
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2353 - Unethical T-Shirt |
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2362 - And you're telling me this because?? |
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2364 - |
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2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
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2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2422 - Dilligaf Digaf Dif |
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2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
|
2444 - You can shove my carbon footprint right up your arse! |
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2454 - All stressed out and nobody to choke |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2475 - In the beginning, man made God, and then the problems started |
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2499 - Fuck off - Japanese |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2523 - Arbeit macht frei |
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2524 - If you want commitment get a dog! |
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2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
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2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
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2592 - Fcuk is offensive to us dyslexics, you cnut! |
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2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
|
2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
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2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
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2677 - No, I don?t watch Miami fucking ink! |
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2678 - Yes It fucking did hurt! |
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2683 - No, I do not want to see your Taz, british bulldog, or anything else that resembles a smudged stamp!! |
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2687 - I'm not your fucking mate, mate!! |
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2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
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2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
|
2713 - Gay? Got Aids Yet? |
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2728 - Bitch Beater |
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2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
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2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
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2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
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2743 - 999 Fuckin well evil!! |
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2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
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2762 - Welcome to the Isle of Man Now get back across! |
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2763 - E.P. go home |
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2766 - City of culture my arse I've got more culture in my yoghurt |
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2767 - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot |
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2781 - Watchawantjakuntcha |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2799 - Evil from the needle |
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2803 - Health can suck my cock & Safety can kiss my arse |
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2806 - I'm manx get off my TT Course |
|
2809 - Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker |
|
2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
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2817 - Beware of my inner psycho |
|
2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2832 - DFC |
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2841 - I really believe in the whole multi-culturalism thing? and so does me bitch |
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2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
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2858 - KKK |
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2859 - Tip for the day: Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it or shag it, piss on it and walk away |
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2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
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2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
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2872 - Shove your religion up your arse! No offence abdul |
|
2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2883 - F: Then he said: Hey, motherfucker, do you know who I am? B: So I said: Hell no, nigger, I don?t give a god damn! |
|
2885 - Age. Facit Gaudeum |
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2890 - Burn down churches |
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2915 - Keep punching 'til the lights go out! |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
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2923 - Dog handler |
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2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
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2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
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2938 - Give me my fuckin Asbo NOW!!! |
|
2941 - I don't give a fuck! But I'll sell you one! |
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2948 - One rule for us?and a completely different one for the filth |
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2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
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2952 - Fuck the bmf |
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2960 - |
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2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
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2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2981 - If I could care less, I would! |
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2983 - Lower your taxes shoot a politician!! |
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3018 - Yakunt |
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3021 - Anger management was a fucking waste of time! |
|
3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
|
3036 - Politicians? Useless bunch of tossers! |
|
3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
|
3042 - I'm completely unoverawed |
|
3046 - Excuse me if I'm completely underwhelmed |
|
3052 - What's the opposite of 'Vive la france'? |
|
3068 - I don't think much of your attitude, mate, it's way too suppository! |
|
3078 - Books are useless! I only ever read one book: 'To kill a mockingbird' and it gave me absolutely no insight into how to kill Mockingbirds! |
|
3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
|
3095 - I'd like to see my ex in something flowing - the Zambezi |
|
3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
|
3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
|
3126 - We're more popular than jesus! - John Lennon |
|
3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
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3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
|
3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
|
3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
|
4278 - WDYGFY - Why don't you go fuck yourself
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4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Bike T-Shirts » |
1 - AM - On the 8th Day GOD created the American Motorsickle but on the 9th he traded it in on something faster and more fun to ride |
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2 - AM - Bloke with a hangover |
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3 - I'd rather push my xxxxxx than ride a BMW Available in Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha & Kawasaki variations. Please add the manufacturer name in the Comments box with your order. |
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100 - If you can read this the bitch has fallen off again |
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174 - Loud pipes save lives |
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196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
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202 - Biker babe wanted |
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211 - Bikers go in helmet first |
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212 - Never mind the bike, wanna see my helmet? |
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213 - Old bikers still keep their helmets shiny |
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317 - Big bikers bounce better and baby do I bounce |
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347 - Sierra Leone Kosovo Iraq Belfast West Bank Afghanistan That was a badly planned cycling holiday |
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443 - How do I ride? 0-800 ASK-YOUR-MISSUS |
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558 - 80% of my cash goes on bikes, booze and birds. The rest gets wasted (so do I) |
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577 - To start to understand me you'd need to be a biker |
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655 - I ride therefore I am |
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657 - Fuck Housework let's ride! |
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683 - It takes more than colour coordinated leathers to turn a wanker into a biker |
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688 - Bike it, you'll like it |
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690 - Live to ride Ride a fuckin tractor |
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695 - Beer must contain female hormones after 8 pints I cant ride my bike & I talk a load of shite |
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696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
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697 - If you can read this I'm going too slow |
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767 - Ride like a thief Sorry, Streetfighters members only. Proof required |
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804 - What's with the funny ear, then? |
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925 - RIGHT ROAD ? |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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933 - SKY, GROUND, SKY |
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966 - K...K...GKB,GKB,…Ambulance |
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990 - HANDBAG / LEATHERS |
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991 - BSA…Broomsticks Anonymous |
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1025 - Vegetarians love AM Don't go fast enough to kill anything |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
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1087 - BLH BGH |
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1088 - BLH BLH |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1141 - BIG BIKE... |
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1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
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1171 - BIKE'S BLACK TOO |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1259 - DANGEROUS |
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1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
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1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
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1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
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1264 - AM - Barley Harvesting Equipment |
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1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
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1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
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1268 - American Racing Tractors have more MuellPower |
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1270 - AM - John Deere Green |
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1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
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1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
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1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
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1284 - AM - Helicopter would you fly in one |
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1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
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1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
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1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
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1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
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1306 - IF PIGS COULD FLY |
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1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
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1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
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1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
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1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
|
1385 - COLOUR BABYGROW |
|
1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
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1410 - ENGINEERS |
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1411 - PUSH MOTORSICKLE |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
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1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
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1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1444 - |
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1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
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1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
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1448 - |
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1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1503 - Motorsickle a tractor |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
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1507 - Scooter Trash |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1533 - Wide open til you see God?.then brake |
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1551 - British by Birth Biker by Choice |
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1557 - Help I'm a biker trapped in the body of this uge ugly lesbian |
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1616 - Space is curved or my bike pulls to the left |
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1618 - Fat Bikers land like a sack of shite |
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1625 - I'm not scared of speed it's crashing & burning that worries me |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
|
1641 - It used to be about all motorbikes |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
|
1655 - The last rider on earth will be riding an American Motorsickle |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
|
1676 - My other toy is shaft driven |
|
1696 - Wanna make a baby biker |
|
1699 - I'm a biker, deal with it! |
|
1739 - If you can't ride it or take it to bed, what's the point? |
|
1778 - I'm not a racist I just ride fast |
|
1802 - Biker Scum |
|
1814 - Rally Scum |
|
1873 - Overtake me and I'll follow you home & shit in your slippers! |
|
1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
|
1906 - At last year's Farmyard Party I even got my bike washed with chemicals & shit |
|
1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
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1917 - The only thing that?s wrong with this trike is the nut that?s loose behind the handlebars! |
|
1919 - I love riding twins... |
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1999 - Jap Riders push it to the limit; Yank riders push it to the garage |
|
2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
|
2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
|
2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
|
2135 - Riding my bike is the second most fun I can have wearing leather |
|
2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
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2144 - I'd rather push my Sportsbike than ride a heap of Yankee shite |
|
2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2159 - Hear No Evo See No Evo Ride No Evo |
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2171 - I'll never be a Rhinestone Ploughboy |
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2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
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2194 - |
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2199 - 69 The Gynaecologist |
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2201 - It's a tractor, Jim-Bob but not as you know it, son |
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2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
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2225 - |
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2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
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2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
|
2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
|
2264 - If found please return to Marshall Control |
|
2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
|
2271 - Tonight we drink Tomorrow we ride |
|
2273 - If you can read this the bastard has fallen off again |
|
2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
|
2300 - I ride my bike to trailer shows |
|
2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
|
2332 - Point me at the start line and step back, this is gonna get ugly! |
|
2334 - F: My Grandad's a Biker B: My Grandma's a bitch |
|
2383 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2397 - I'm the TWAT you wish you could ride like |
|
2401 - You might ride a ?13.000 motorsickle son but I've got a ?150,000 t-shirt! |
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2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
|
2410 - Shiny Bits are easier to find when they fall off |
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2424 - Bikers 4 Humour |
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2425 - Man?Machine?360 Corners?37 3/4 miles of road |
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2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2434 - |
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2447 - Live for today ride like there's no tomorrow! |
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2456 - I am not just a bitch I am the Bikers Bitch |
|
2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
|
2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
|
2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
|
2504 - BSA Broom Sticks Anonymous |
|
2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
|
2511 - My bike is a vampire it never sees daylight |
|
2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
|
2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
|
2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
|
2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
|
2586 - Ride like the wind!! |
|
2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
|
2604 - Plastic rocket no gay leathers |
|
2621 - Why?? Build a bike like a tractor Name it after a farm animal Tell us it sounds like a vegitable & get upset when we call it agricultural? |
|
2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
|
2634 - Live without a bike is no life at all |
|
2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
|
2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
|
2644 - More smiles per gallon with a bike |
|
2653 - I ride the evil twin! |
|
2654 - Twice the tractor sickle if you buy it by weight |
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2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2700 - Know bikes Know freedom |
|
2704 - My home has more wheels than your bike!! |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
|
2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
|
2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
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2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
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2800 - Old bikers never die? they just ride off into Hell |
|
2826 - Less smoke more throttle |
|
2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
|
2868 - I survived sad Monday |
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2875 - Most of the time, live rolls along smoothly? but now and again the wheels fall off |
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2889 - Stormdrain the castle Northernmost event on the 2008 biker wellie circuit |
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2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2903 - Fast & Feisty |
|
2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
|
2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
|
2950 - I bought my motorsickle in a clothing store |
|
2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
|
2952 - Fuck the bmf |
|
2977 - A biker's fun is never done |
|
2991 - I bike |
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2994 - I ride |
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2995 - Biker Camouflage Shirt |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Bitch T-Shirts » |
9 - How tall are you when you stand on your wallet |
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11 - MEN: Can't live with 'em; Can't sell 'em for parts |
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46 - I don't have PMS I'm always a bitch |
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87 - I did your boyfriend twice |
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93 - I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter |
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95 - Bitch in training, wanna practice? |
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105 - QUEEN BITCH |
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106 - I'm not A BITCH, I'm THE BITCH and it's MS BITCH to you |
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107 - 100% BITCH none of that 50/50 crap with me |
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142 - I don't need a dog I've got a bitch |
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151 - Bad girl my arse, I'm a real bitch |
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170 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother |
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340 - Back off! This bitch bites |
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351 - You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing |
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546 - Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship |
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650 - A bitch is for wife not for mistress |
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689 - Life's a bitch? & then you marry her |
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710 - I am woman hear me bitch |
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817 - This bitch rides alone |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1015 - PMMS |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
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1099 - MORE BITCH |
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1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
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1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
|
1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
|
1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
|
1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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1473 - Devil's wench |
|
1476 - mesobitchy |
|
1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
|
1542 - Did I mention the kick in the nads you'll get if you touch me |
|
1543 - My wife's idea of a threesome is bitch bitch bitch |
|
1553 - Warning: My bitch switch sticks |
|
1623 - Saw it! Wanted it! Had a fit! Got it!!! |
|
1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
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1654 - BAD GIRLS deserve a good licking |
|
1750 - My Ex got a gold mine I got the shaft! |
|
1921 - I'm the bitch your mother warned you about! |
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1936 - I just lost 9 stone & I'm fucked if I'm going looking for the bitch! |
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1962 - Cinderella married for money |
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2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2037 - Widow in waiting |
|
2039 - Your Boyfriend wants me! |
|
2049 - Your boyfriend was great last night! |
|
2086 - Don't get caught! looking here |
|
2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
|
2126 - Look down here if you want? But talk up there. |
|
2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
|
2170 - Perfect Bitch |
|
2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
|
2338 - Perfect Little Bitch |
|
2383 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2398 - |
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2419 - Warning: This bitch bites!! |
|
2435 - Men: Can't live with 'em Can't play mind games without 'em |
|
2437 - Positively high maintenance |
|
2456 - I am not just a bitch I am the Bikers Bitch |
|
2484 - 'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch' - Jack Nicholson |
|
2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
|
2581 - My little voices are all bitches! |
|
2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
|
2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
|
2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
|
2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
|
2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
|
2795 - I'm not a bitch I'm just giftedly outspoken |
|
2797 - Pocket Dynamo Don't call me cute! |
|
2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2848 - Come here bitch I'll give your tits a proper sucking! |
|
2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
|
2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2903 - Fast & Feisty |
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2920 - Jock Tart unhinged |
|
2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
|
2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
|
2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
|
2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
3035 - Princess of the Universe |
|
3097 - I never thought woman were explosive until I dropped one |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Booze T-Shirts » |
49 - DON'T MIND ME; I'm the designated drunk |
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81 - If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink |
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82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
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96 - Having a great time, wish you were beer |
|
97 - Shhh..Yep I hear a beer calling me |
|
98 - SHHH?....Yep, I hear a beer calling me |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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131 - Beer in Beer out |
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132 - In the morning I will be sober. Will you be beautiful? |
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145 - I FEAR NO BEER |
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218 - The liver is evil and must be punished. |
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254 - Alcohol kills brain cells but only the weak ones |
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255 - Beer so much more than just a breakfast drink |
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272 - I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk Alcoholics go to meetings |
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280 - One beer makes me drunk. Usually the 12th |
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312 - Let's get some beer & dynamite and go fishing |
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363 - Beer helps ugly people get laid |
|
372 - Ey up it's the beer monster |
|
374 - We all need something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer |
|
376 - Well drunk? 0-800-FUCK-YOU |
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393 - Are the pubs open yet |
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437 - Who's drucking funk? |
|
506 - Beer The reason I can still get up every afternoon |
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509 - Hangovers are for amateurs |
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510 - Pour me another you're still ugly |
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602 - CAREER ALCOHOLIC |
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699 - My doctor says coffee's bad for me so I'm sticking to alcohol. |
|
711 - Where are we going? Will there be beer? |
|
739 - I don't have a problem with drink it's the sobering up that gets you! |
|
745 - Ouch!!! The wrath of grapes |
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751 - I drink like a twat, me |
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776 - Alcohol may make you think you are more interesting and attractive than you really are |
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784 - Beer doesn't care how much you earn |
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785 - I've been drinking all day on an empty head |
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801 - Outdoor lager enthusiast |
|
935 - WHERE THE FUCK |
|
946 - DON'T ASK ME NOW |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
|
1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
|
1057 - SOBRIETY |
|
1086 - BEER & BOLLOCKS |
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1090 - BLIND DRUNK |
|
1094 - SPENT ON DRINK |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1114 - BEER ME UP SPOTTY |
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1153 - IMAGINE...APES |
|
1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
|
1176 - BINGE DRINKER |
|
1183 - BAR SLAG |
|
1189 - SERGEANT SIXPACK |
|
1195 - MALE BEER |
|
1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
|
1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
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1212 - DEAD DRUNK PEOPLE |
|
1217 - DRINKING OFFICER ? |
|
1255 - CRIPPLES ON PISS |
|
1256 - CRIPPLES LAND BETTER |
|
1258 - THIRSTY ? |
|
1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
|
1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
|
1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
|
1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
|
1408 - LAST 3 PINTS |
|
1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
|
1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
|
1417 - Back on my barstool |
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1423 - It wasn't me you cunt, it was the Vodka |
|
1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
|
1441 - OMBRU |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1478 - I went out on the piss one night and came home legless |
|
1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
|
1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
|
1511 - Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you |
|
1528 - Duck my Sick |
|
1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
|
1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
|
1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
|
1635 - Comfortably Numb |
|
1640 - There aint no such thing as ugly after 3a.m. |
|
1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
|
1775 - Why have a 6-pack when you can have a Barrel |
|
1783 - You look like I need a drink |
|
1800 - I'm as pissed as my nan's mattress |
|
1897 - Will shag for beer |
|
1905 - I have a cunning plan! But then again, I've had beer |
|
1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
|
2004 - Alcoholics Unanimous |
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2044 - Beer frayed. Beer very frayed! |
|
2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
|
2080 - I speak Alcoholic like a natural |
|
2103 - I'm not much good with miracles, but I can turn beer into piss! |
|
2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
|
2136 - Hello floor?. Come to Daddy |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2162 - Drink! |
|
2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
|
2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
|
2240 - National Association of Bearded Drunkards |
|
2271 - Tonight we drink Tomorrow we ride |
|
2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
|
2290 - Please can you help me get this field off my back? |
|
2291 - Kings of Rears Buttwider Not Light |
|
2307 - If I could find a better way of getting a hangover I'd give up drinking |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
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2318 - It was all downhill after the cider! |
|
2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
|
2327 - If I fall down wake me up if the bar is still open |
|
2344 - Alzhiemer's or Parkinson's? I'd rather spill half my beer than forget where I left the fucker! |
|
2348 - I distrust Camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink |
|
2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2357 - |
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2363 - Body by Beer |
|
2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
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2385 - |
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2386 - drnuk as fcuk |
|
2387 - fcukdrnuk |
|
2396 - I knew those last 7 beers were going to get me! |
|
2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
|
2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
|
2491 - Well & truly Wonka'd |
|
2515 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm drinking for all of us |
|
2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
|
2548 - I have a profound respect for old age, especially when it's bottled. |
|
2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
|
2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
|
2607 - Line em up, Barkeep I'm self medicating |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2650 - Away with the Stella Fairies. Back in the morning |
|
2668 - W well K known D drunk |
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2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
|
2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
|
2734 - 3 ex wives & 4 barmen to support |
|
2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
|
2812 - London 2012 Friday Night Pentathlon |
|
2816 - This weekend I shall be mostly taking the piss |
|
2820 - Gimmemorathat Faalin doon watta |
|
2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
|
2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
|
2935 - I've got a perfect 6-pack but I've lost the plastic bit that holds it all together |
|
2942 - What's my name & where's the bar? |
|
2956 - I'm not drunk I'm still drinking |
|
2961 - My name's Bob and I'm an alcoholic There, now that I'm not anonymous I don?t have to be part of your club!! |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
|
3028 - It was a little bit difficult for me, going to alcoholics anonymous - George Best |
|
3063 - Drink Drank Drunk |
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3079 - I can't be a pilot anymore, because I couldn't piss the fatness test |
|
3107 - I've lost my 6-pack, but replaced it with a party pack |
|
3133 - Technical error! Beer overload sensor malfunction. Pi55ed again! |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Brands T-Shirts » |
2 - AM - Bloke with a hangover |
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3 - I'd rather push my xxxxxx than ride a BMW Available in Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha & Kawasaki variations. Please add the manufacturer name in the Comments box with your order. |
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67 - DOG |
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75 - STUPID |
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186 - Y2K-Y Jelly fits 4 digits where 2 used to go |
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192 - I'm horny How are you? |
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288 - ADITOFF |
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324 - I thought clap was a kind of applause, until I discovered Smirnoff. |
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327 - Snow White thought 7-up was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnoff. |
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352 - It's time to kill off the weakest link |
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392 - AS SEEN ON TV |
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415 - PUSSY |
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426 - Innuendo Italian suppositories |
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465 - FUKC DYSLEXIA |
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466 - Never to busy to fukc |
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467 - Cool? - like fukc! |
|
468 - FUKCED FASHION |
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469 - I DON'T GIVE FUKC |
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470 - DON'T FUKC WITH ME |
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471 - FUKC ME |
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502 - THE NICE ARSE |
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536 - Fukc ewe kiwi style |
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555 - TRIANGLE PUSSY |
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556 - RAT |
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557 - Hat Saigon Tractor Co |
|
565 - HELLO, I FUKC |
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588 - Fukc off I'm fussy |
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589 - Everybody's talking fukcing garbage |
|
590 - Fuck! I'd love to be a famous fashion designer but I'm not dyslexic |
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599 - We say bcollocks |
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641 - Bolos not a good name for a fragrance |
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660 - BIG FCUKING DEAL |
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685 - Fcuk you you fcuking fcuk |
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687 - Hmmm, you smell like fcuk. |
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716 - MISERABLE FCUK |
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717 - PIZZA SLUT |
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719 - WHAT A WNAK |
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723 - SCIK FCUK |
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724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
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725 - LCIK MY DCIK |
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728 - Fake Sydney Paris Tokyo New York Barnsley |
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735 - DIESEL FUCKS BIKERS |
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737 - CCOK |
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738 - bnok not quite as rude as fcuk |
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760 - I can't fcuking spell |
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765 - I'm a dyslexic nymphomaniac I'll fcuk anything |
|
768 - GET FCUKED |
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788 - FCUK U 2 |
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789 - Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you invent Tippex |
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814 - FCUK OFF CNUT |
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823 - You don't need to be posh to swallow becks |
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824 - If Smirnoff made body-building equipment |
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840 - If Smirnoff made beauty products |
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857 - COCKSPORT |
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918 - FULL OF CARP |
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919 - FCUK PAYING ?25 |
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929 - FCUK RIGHT OFF |
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931 - FCUK LABELS |
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948 - GUARANTEED CARP |
|
954 - FCUKABLE |
|
964 - FUCK FCUK |
|
965 - FUCK, I CAN SPELL |
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989 - JUST DID IT |
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999 - CARPENTER?S SON |
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1009 - BOYS TOYS |
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1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
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1025 - Vegetarians love AM Don't go fast enough to kill anything |
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1027 - EB QA |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1038 - IKEA |
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1048 - FCUK UP FAIRY |
|
1055 - I can't believe it's not Buddha! |
|
1060 - NTL: |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
|
1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
|
1077 - BOMB |
|
1081 - 181 |
|
1084 - WAX JOB |
|
1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
|
1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
|
1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
|
1113 - FAT |
|
1138 - BNOK IMMEASURABLY |
|
1141 - BIG BIKE... |
|
1144 - LIKTWAT |
|
1150 - FCNL |
|
1152 - GOURANGA |
|
1155 - FIDO?S COJONES |
|
1165 - FC LIFESTYLE |
|
1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
|
1177 - NOB |
|
1180 - ADVERTISE HERE |
|
1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
|
1187 - HUMOUR EVOLUTION |
|
1251 - HARD TO SPELL |
|
1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
|
1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
|
1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
|
1264 - AM - Barley Harvesting Equipment |
|
1265 - AM - Half a Massey Ferguson |
|
1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
|
1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
|
1268 - American Racing Tractors have more MuellPower |
|
1270 - AM - John Deere Green |
|
1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
|
1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
|
1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
|
1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
|
1284 - AM - Helicopter would you fly in one |
|
1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
|
1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
|
1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
|
1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
|
1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
|
1321 - S&M&M |
|
1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
|
1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
|
1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
|
1336 - B W B M |
|
1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
|
1378 - FCEK |
|
1381 - ECSTASY-BRIAN |
|
1389 - FCUK ?25 MILLION |
|
1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
|
1410 - ENGINEERS |
|
1411 - PUSH MOTORSICKLE |
|
1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
|
1431 - Is it OK to put FUCK on a t-shirt if you can't spell? |
|
1441 - OMBRU |
|
1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
|
1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
|
1462 - FC*K off - fashionable and polite |
|
1469 - ROOT 69 |
|
1476 - mesobitchy |
|
1483 - lcuky fcuk |
|
1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
|
1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
|
1521 - fcukaholic |
|
1528 - Duck my Sick |
|
1549 - Starfish Stretchers |
|
1558 - wnaker |
|
1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
|
1684 - FarCanal.biz I chose it out of thousands |
|
1714 - I * KY |
|
1753 - Fcuckin fat fcuk, too fcukin fat to fcuk |
|
1777 - I just won Lotto |
|
1784 - rude as fcuk |
|
1786 - fcukwit |
|
1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
|
1869 - Heinz flicks Beanz |
|
1875 - Pike just nicked it |
|
1903 - Ha, Ha ! You drive a Ford |
|
1930 - Road Kill Cafe Now Serving Chav! |
|
1949 - I sleep on a park Bench |
|
2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
|
2004 - Alcoholics Unanimous |
|
2009 - Toys Am We Birmingham branch opening soon |
|
2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
|
2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
|
2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
|
2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
|
2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
|
2155 - Bringabongalong |
|
2165 - Le Coq Massif |
|
2168 - McShite McFuck back off to McAmerica why don't ya |
|
2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
|
2284 - Fcuk fof |
|
2291 - Kings of Rears Buttwider Not Light |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
|
2374 - wanapoo |
|
2381 - iWank |
|
2385 - |
|
2386 - drnuk as fcuk |
|
2387 - fcukdrnuk |
|
2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
|
2391 - Corporate There! I told you I had the balls to put the 'C' word on a t-shirt! |
|
2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
|
2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
|
2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
|
2426 - Applecrumble & Fish |
|
2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
|
2468 - |
|
2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
|
2491 - Well & truly Wonka'd |
|
2492 - Propa Wonka |
|
2495 - Ant & Dec are aliens |
|
2502 - Have you been on myface.com? |
|
2504 - BSA Broom Sticks Anonymous |
|
2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
|
2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
|
2519 - I am the git |
|
2520 - 'I can't believe I'm not fatter' |
|
2592 - Fcuk is offensive to us dyslexics, you cnut! |
|
2593 - Notice to Greenpeace please do not push me back in the water |
|
2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
|
2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
|
2621 - Why?? Build a bike like a tractor Name it after a farm animal Tell us it sounds like a vegitable & get upset when we call it agricultural? |
|
2628 - Lo-Viz |
|
2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
|
2632 - |
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2637 - No added chemicals, no artificial colourings. The real thing since 1957 |
|
2650 - Away with the Stella Fairies. Back in the morning |
|
2654 - Twice the tractor sickle if you buy it by weight |
|
2665 - Jurassic Dork |
|
2668 - W well K known D drunk |
|
2670 - No corporate sponsor |
|
2677 - No, I don?t watch Miami fucking ink! |
|
2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
|
2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
|
2716 - Subvert |
|
2717 - Pizza Slut |
|
2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
|
2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
|
2751 - Beautiful naturally bronzed wrists and ankles tied to georgian four poster bed with soft hand-woven Thai silk? 36 inch DD breasts, smothered in warm rich Belgian Chocolate? One inch erect nipples pierced with 18 carat rose gold nipple rings, topped with whipped cream... Brazillian shaven minge framed by hand stitched crotchless leather thong... Moist salty clit covered with full fruit organic blackberry jam... This is not just ordinary porn... This is S&M luxury porn |
|
2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
|
2760 - Superdork |
|
2770 - I'm poor io primani |
|
2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
|
2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
|
2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
|
2873 - I taught the stig |
|
2882 - baby inside (circle around) |
|
2912 - (smiley face) |
|
2919 - Cunt Huge Cunt |
|
2928 - The future is bright and my girlfriend is Orange |
|
2933 - If a tractor won't corner on 4 wheels, what do expect it to do on 2?? |
|
2937 - Feel my whopper |
|
2940 - Ganja Scaffolding the safe way to get high |
|
2950 - I bought my motorsickle in a clothing store |
|
2954 - Fart Wars the empire's ripe crack |
|
2960 - |
|
2975 - Fluffer Men Swear London, New York, Paris, Burnley |
|
2991 - I bike |
|
2993 - Faggots should be in gravy not matrimony - Mr Brains |
|
2994 - I ride |
|
2998 - Step away from the Mcfries and nobody gets fat |
|
3002 - Even Canesten won't get rid of me! |
|
3007 - On the whole, Preparation H is pretty good |
|
3018 - Yakunt |
|
3030 - No I don?t recycle These are tassle twirling directions |
|
3037 - Gimp my Bride |
|
3075 - I Fuck |
|
3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
|
3155 - Fisting preston |
|
3162 - I survived the Fat Duck |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Come Ons T-Shirts » |
4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
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5 - Smashing Shoes, Baby
Wanna Shag? |
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18 - Smile It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips |
|
30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
|
31 - Show me the front of your bum |
|
57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
|
58 - Body Piercing Done Here |
|
64 - Can I buy you dinner because it's against my principles to fuck a hungry woman |
|
68 - Let's do 68 Go down on me and I'll owe you one |
|
69 - NICE LEGS What time do they open? |
|
71 - I'm just a shy bloke with a fuckin' huge donger |
|
73 - Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem. |
|
76 - Mean people suck! Come here and show me how mean you can be |
|
77 - I'm here about the blowjob |
|
85 - I fuck on the first date |
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113 - I only sleep with the best. SMILE if you qualify |
|
114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
|
118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
|
126 - Go on fool me fake an orgasm I wont mind, honest |
|
127 - You know you want me |
|
137 - Does your Dad own a brewery |
|
183 - My Dick would like to buy you a drink |
|
258 - Breakfast Included |
|
349 - I feel great and I don't kiss bad either |
|
403 - There's not enough beds in the world. But I'm willing to share |
|
408 - You've been very bad boy, go to my room |
|
421 - Do you sleep on your stomach if not, can I? |
|
527 - PAT McCROTCH |
|
564 - Think my pants off |
|
722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
|
911 - TEST DRIVE ME |
|
1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
|
1005 - WOW GOOD FOR YOU ? |
|
1009 - BOYS TOYS |
|
1017 - ANY ANY ANY |
|
1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
|
1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
|
1060 - NTL: |
|
1062 - WELL, OK THEN. |
|
1063 - LOOSE LIPS |
|
1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
|
1067 - HELP SPANK ? |
|
1069 - AFTER LUNCHTIME |
|
1072 - PREMATURE GENOCIDE |
|
1078 - MOUTHFULL |
|
1080 - VENTRILOQUIST |
|
1092 - JUST SAY SO |
|
1093 - DSS |
|
1095 - EVIL MONKEY |
|
1110 - SPANK CHEEKY |
|
1116 - LIKE YOUR SHOES |
|
1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
|
1118 - FEEL 18 |
|
1130 - DOUBLE DECKER DOG |
|
1133 - DEEP / MACHO |
|
1144 - LIKTWAT |
|
1160 - NOT GET TITS OUT |
|
1174 - I LIKE TO LISTEN |
|
1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
|
1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
|
1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
|
1183 - BAR SLAG |
|
1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
|
1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
|
1192 - THINK BEYOND BOX |
|
1193 - DO NOT BREED |
|
1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
|
1204 - LIMP DOCTOR |
|
1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
|
1229 - HAIRY BEAST |
|
1243 - HOW FIT ? |
|
1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
|
1260 - LA MINGE GINGE |
|
1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
|
1291 - 18 COLLAR |
|
1296 - LET'S DO 96 |
|
1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
|
1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
|
1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
|
1321 - S&M&M |
|
1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
|
1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
|
1331 - CLICK ME NEKKID |
|
1338 - OFTEN |
|
1341 - OWN NUDE SCENES |
|
1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
|
1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
|
1358 - SATURDAY |
|
1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
|
1369 - don't ASSUME |
|
1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
|
1375 - LESBIANITY |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
|
1386 - IT'S BIG |
|
1392 - VARIETY |
|
1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
|
1398 - DENTIST |
|
1399 - IT IS BIG... |
|
1406 - GREATSHAG.COM |
|
1438 - Serial Screamer |
|
1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
|
1457 - Eager Beaver? |
|
1461 - Mona |
|
1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
|
1468 - Do NOT remove this t-shirt it's holding my tits up |
|
1469 - ROOT 69 |
|
1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
|
1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
|
1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
|
1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
|
1511 - Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you |
|
1524 - For my next trick I'll need a volunteer |
|
1530 - Looking for true love? |
|
1545 - Orgasmatron |
|
1617 - Make us both happy take me to bed |
|
1620 - Living on memories wanna give me a good one? |
|
1621 - I'm a Taxidermist Can I mount you? |
|
1637 - Eatin ain't Cheatin |
|
1640 - There aint no such thing as ugly after 3a.m. |
|
1643 - A hard man is good to find |
|
1644 - My face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it! |
|
1646 - If you want more inches STROKE IT! |
|
1661 - Reliable tool hire |
|
1681 - Take a good look at my Balls while I admire your hairstyle |
|
1696 - Wanna make a baby biker |
|
1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
|
1718 - MYLF |
|
1725 - Gynaecology nice work if you can get it |
|
1730 - Take off your pants, I want to try something |
|
1756 - My face is my third best feature |
|
1758 - I'm just two short of a threesome |
|
1764 - Abuse my Chimp why don't you |
|
1777 - I just won Lotto |
|
1792 - I'm a dedicated orifice worker |
|
1855 - Get your coat, bitch, you've pulled |
|
1857 - Okay, so I'm shallow, but give me a chance & I'll get as deep as you'll let me. |
|
1858 - It won't lick itself |
|
1882 - I'd invite you for Pizza and a fuck, but I'm not hungry |
|
1898 - If I'm really, really naughty, can I go to your room? |
|
1940 - I bet you can't shag me just once |
|
1941 - All you can eat for 99p |
|
1942 - I'd eat you but then I'd have to mate with you |
|
1989 - It has to be hard to be good |
|
1990 - Improve your chances of getting pregnant tonight! |
|
1992 - Is free love free? Is it really love? Let's help each other find out! |
|
2008 - Are you Little Bo-Peep? And more importantly will you blow my horn? |
|
2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
|
2014 - I'm dyslexic and Thirsty.. Is your bra open? |
|
2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
|
2033 - MTME |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2058 - Game all over |
|
2072 - You are what I eat Am I what you eat? |
|
2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
|
2075 - This Side Goes Down |
|
2076 - This side up but.. This side's more fun |
|
2108 - Thirsty? |
|
2113 - Hop on here for the ride of your life! |
|
2139 - My other tit's got toys |
|
2142 - I really really..like big tits |
|
2149 - Boys make me dribble |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2165 - Le Coq Massif |
|
2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
|
2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
|
2196 - Yes, they are real! |
|
2199 - 69 The Gynaecologist |
|
2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
|
2223 - Think of me as three fit birds all rolled into one |
|
2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
|
2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
|
2251 - Dip me in chocolate & lick me like a Lesbian |
|
2255 - Pole Dancing Instructor Own pole supplied |
|
2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
|
2286 - If you think my shoe size is big, check this out |
|
2288 - I make romance inside you, yes? |
|
2292 - I'm encourageable |
|
2306 - Better than riding a space hopper |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
|
2314 - Vibrate me 'til me bits fall off |
|
2331 - Smile if you shag cripples |
|
2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2346 - You'll do! |
|
2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
|
2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
|
2371 - I shag boys! |
|
2372 - Any chance of going halves on a bastard? |
|
2379 - It's not what you eat it's how well you chew it! |
|
2382 - It's only dirty if you do it right!! |
|
2439 - The best way to get over him, is to get under me! |
|
2441 - I'm a naughty girl! Spank Me |
|
2451 - Hung like a Budgie Hell of a tongue |
|
2452 - Cum on Eileen |
|
2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
|
2469 - 2 can chew |
|
2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
|
2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
|
2485 - I'm with gullible |
|
2493 - Sex Kitten to make me purrr rub here |
|
2502 - Have you been on myface.com? |
|
2513 - Crane drivers always get it up! |
|
2516 - In case of rape this side up |
|
2517 - A doggy is not just for Christmas it's a great position all year long |
|
2532 - ! Warning top heavy item appropriate handling procedures to be used |
|
2560 - Can you remember? When the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
|
2606 - The artful dogger |
|
2609 - I'll be anybody's for a packet of peanuts |
|
2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
|
2615 - 9 Inches !! |
|
2624 - If it helps just think of me as a lesbian with a dick |
|
2627 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are! |
|
2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
|
2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
|
2647 - Funani punani Chercher la femme |
|
2652 - Can I fuddle duddle with your wibbly wobblies? |
|
2658 - She shakes us |
|
2660 - Hand in hand gland in hand hand in gland gland in gland |
|
2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
|
2679 - Body of a goddess, ink of the devil |
|
2688 - Try not to think about sex starting? Now tricky isn?t it? |
|
2698 - I'll see your 2 tits and raise you my dick |
|
2702 - The attraction between your tits & my dick defies the laws of gravity |
|
2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
|
2719 - My favourite bird, swallows |
|
2721 - You could be my next ex-husband |
|
2722 - You could be my next ex-wife |
|
2725 - Most people have at least one good point? Mine is that I'm easy |
|
2726 - Fancy a shot in the dark? |
|
2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
|
2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
|
2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
|
2765 - Female horologist wanted to put a face and 2 hands on this |
|
2771 - I may not be as fit as I once was? but I make upf ro it in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment |
|
2775 - Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best of the lot will suck & swallow |
|
2792 - Banger racers do it from behind |
|
2802 - Beaver Trainer |
|
2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
|
2823 - For hire? Go on, treat yourself |
|
2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
|
2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
|
2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
|
2861 - I would gladly die for you?But can we shag a few times before you ask me to prove it? |
|
2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
|
2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
|
2894 - Show us yer baird |
|
2896 - I'd thank you personally but my husband gets jealous |
|
2898 - It's all about the Crack so it is! So it is! ( in gaelic font) |
|
2908 - Wanna feel violated? |
|
2918 - Smile if you're moist |
|
2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
|
2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
|
2937 - Feel my whopper |
|
2949 - |
|
2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
|
2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
|
2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
|
2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
|
2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
|
2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
|
2999 - I can't find my feminine side, can I play with yours? |
|
3055 - I used to think: 'Coq au vin' meant 'sex in a lorry' |
|
3075 - I Fuck |
|
3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
|
3111 - I honestly am a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. |
|
3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
|
3131 - I've been born again, and breast feeding is much more fun this time! |
|
3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Coppers T-Shirts » |
82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
|
182 - FBI Freelance Breast Inspector |
|
196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
|
325 - I wanted to be a judge, but they found out my mum & dad was married |
|
331 - Police greed cameras in use |
|
388 - WITNESS RELOCATION |
|
389 - FBI FLOWERS BY IRENE |
|
419 - Some traffic cops are living proof that whores should not have kids not you officer - the other bastards |
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458 - If only I'd been just a little dumber, I could have been a copper myself |
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476 - OFFICER do you know you look like one of the village people? |
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585 - No need to waste your time here officer, this is not the human you are looking for. You may go about your business. |
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636 - Sorry, Orifice, I had to drive - I was too drunk to walk |
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746 - FBI Fuck-all Brains Inside Witless Protection Programme |
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787 - Traffic cops are perverts they keep taking pictures of my arse |
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815 - I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable |
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909 - FILTH |
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1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1091 - POLICE PROFIT |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1136 - FC POKE IN EYE |
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1186 - NINJA PENGUIN |
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1200 - NOT AGENT |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1217 - DRINKING OFFICER ? |
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1238 - GUILTY BYSTANDER |
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1356 - DAY RELEASE |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1439 - Undercover Police |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1474 - Usual Suspect |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1852 - Welcome to North Wales The biggest hard drugs problem in Britain. Even the Chief of Police works on speed |
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1908 - F: What do you do with a 6 foot arsehole? B: Give it a speed camera! |
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2000 - Fuck Not with the Force You Do! - Yoda |
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2019 - Where would Christians be today if Jesus had smartened himself up for the court appearance? |
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2031 - Detention Seeker |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
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2242 - Out on Bail |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2357 - |
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2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2430 - Oink |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
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2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2886 - Equal Justice |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2938 - Give me my fuckin Asbo NOW!!! |
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2948 - One rule for us?and a completely different one for the filth |
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2974 - Do you understand the danger of combining a deadly weapon and a low IQ |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Drugs T-Shirts » |
38 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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59 - Only Users Lose Drugs |
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60 - Rehab is for Quitters |
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109 - I don't like people who take drugs, Like cops and customs officers |
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124 - I'm a substance enthusiast not an addict |
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135 - Do drugs & die! We need the space |
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139 - Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route |
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177 - Drugs saved my life |
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179 - No left turn unstoned |
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200 - I don't like people who take My drugs. |
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208 - Cannibalise legalis now |
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210 - Runs on white lines |
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221 - Drugs just say now |
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283 - Cocaine isn't all it's cracked up to be |
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338 - Marijuana Natures way of saying HI |
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382 - Reality is for people who cant cope with Drugs |
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439 - Don't get high on your own supply |
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495 - D.A.R.E. Drugs are really excellent |
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497 - Betty Ford Alumni |
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534 - I don't trust condoms they can burst and your body just can't cope with all this heroin at one time |
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542 - Legalise da 'erb, innit |
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619 - DRUGS NOT JOBS |
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806 - I.D.T. International Dope Testers |
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868 - SNIFFER DOGS |
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879 - SMOKED THAT |
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902 - GOD-GRASS-MAN |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
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1119 - BILL & BEN 2 |
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1124 - SUBSTANCE ENTH 2 |
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1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
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1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
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1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1381 - ECSTASY-BRIAN |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
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1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
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1614 - Ideal |
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1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
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1635 - Comfortably Numb |
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1664 - Let's get back to the stoned age |
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1671 - None of this has anything to do with right here right now?. |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1691 - I * Drugs |
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1743 - Let's get chocolate faced |
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1748 - Taxes support terrorism |
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1852 - Welcome to North Wales The biggest hard drugs problem in Britain. Even the Chief of Police works on speed |
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1878 - Apprentice stoned mason |
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1971 - Let he who is stoned cast the first sin |
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1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
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1975 - Develop in Acid for truly amazing images |
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1986 - There's a methedrine to my madness |
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1998 - Bill and Ben |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2047 - He who is without sin will get stoned first |
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2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
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2063 - I don't smoke anything with tobacco in it - That shit'll kill ya! |
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2136 - Hello floor?. Come to Daddy |
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2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
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2155 - Bringabongalong |
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2163 - Pass the 'J' to the 'I' mon |
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2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
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2195 - You should see me when the drugs wear off |
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2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
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2465 - Don't let reality ruin your day |
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2468 - |
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2482 - Fuck the world & let's get high poem |
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2500 - Have you had your 5-a-day? |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2518 - I deny your reality and substitute my own |
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2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
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2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
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2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
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2607 - Line em up, Barkeep I'm self medicating |
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2632 - |
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2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
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2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2791 - Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! |
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2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2847 - Capital of Cultivation |
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2849 - Go Green You know it makes sense |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2921 - Speak to the voices. They smoke better stuff than me! |
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2936 - I can line dance if you can hold the straw steady |
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2940 - Ganja Scaffolding the safe way to get high |
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2964 - Cocaine in Spain stays mainly on my brain |
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3012 - Bringabongalong |
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3039 - Cyberfreaks say 'High' |
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3141 - Never let an Aardvark near your cocaine |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Fat T-Shirts » |
66 - I BEAT ANOREXIA |
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197 - I ate all the pies |
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198 - Excess all areas |
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201 - A fridge too far |
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355 - FAT BASTARD |
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430 - 3% FAT FREE |
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441 - LORD OF THE PIES |
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485 - Can fat people skinny dip? |
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489 - ROLL MODEL |
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548 - LARD ARSE |
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552 - DOUBLE BODY |
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576 - WIDE LOAD |
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608 - I might be fat but you're ugly and I can diet |
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620 - If I were an inch taller I'd be round |
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639 - My other body is a supermodel |
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661 - I'm bulaemic I just keep forgetting to throw up |
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684 - ACID FATTY |
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712 - It's Mr Fat Twat to you |
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794 - It's funny how certain clothes make you look fat, isn't it? |
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812 - SEXY FAT PIG |
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843 - RECOVERING ANOREXIC |
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865 - DARTS PLAYER |
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869 - F.A.T.-H.I.V. |
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881 - I AM ANOREXIC |
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962 - MORE GUTS |
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972 - ROUND IS A SHAPE |
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973 - THINK TANK |
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1033 - DYSLEXIC VIMTO |
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1079 - STRADDLE BOTH LANES |
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1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
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1113 - FAT |
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1123 - EATING DISORDER |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1143 - PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
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1151 - GIRTH CONTROL |
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1152 - GOURANGA |
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1156 - BODY LIKE MINE |
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1180 - ADVERTISE HERE |
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1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
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1196 - INVISIBLE MAN |
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1197 - CHIPS & GRAVY |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1249 - ALL RELAXED MUSCLE |
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1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1392 - VARIETY |
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1402 - NATURAL BODY |
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1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
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1424 - Lardman the buffet slayer |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1441 - OMBRU |
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1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
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1563 - Certified bungee cord destruction tester |
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1607 - I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force |
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1610 - I'm too fat for darts |
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1618 - Fat Bikers land like a sack of shite |
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1743 - Let's get chocolate faced |
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1775 - Why have a 6-pack when you can have a Barrel |
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1796 - |
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1936 - I just lost 9 stone & I'm fucked if I'm going looking for the bitch! |
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1994 - I have parts in places other people don't even have places |
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2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
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2073 - Pussy IS fattening! |
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2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
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2097 - Who needs Keep-Fat lessons? I do it naturally |
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2106 - My education is nearly as well-rounded as my figure! |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2175 - Slow Metabolism - veryfastpiearm |
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2221 - Twice the man a fit bloke will ever be |
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2222 - Twice the woman a fit bird will ever be |
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2223 - Think of me as three fit birds all rolled into one |
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2224 - Think of me as three fit blokes all rolled into one |
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2246 - Do my tits make my arse look big? |
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2278 - M.F.B. Mad Fat Bastard |
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2287 - Been there, ate that, couldn't fit the t-shirt! |
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2291 - Kings of Rears Buttwider Not Light |
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2297 - I used to be a MEDIUM but I can't raise the dead anymore |
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2305 - I'm not fat I'm bubble wrapped |
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2306 - Better than riding a space hopper |
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2313 - Larder Lout |
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2324 - Black makes me look thin |
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2363 - Body by Beer |
|
2379 - It's not what you eat it's how well you chew it! |
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2406 - Don't let the body fool you, my real punishment awaits me in hell |
|
2431 - I Heart Pork |
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2450 - eye heart Pi |
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2490 - Salad Dodger |
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2494 - Who says the same matter can't occupy two spaces? |
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2514 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm eating for all of us |
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2520 - 'I can't believe I'm not fatter' |
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2525 - Fat penguin There?that'll break the ice |
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2537 - Exercise daily eat wisely die anyway |
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2554 - I not putting on weight?gravity is getting stronger |
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2593 - Notice to Greenpeace please do not push me back in the water |
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2649 - I never missed Sundae school |
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2673 - Easily fed |
|
2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
|
2706 - Bulaemia is nothing to barf at |
|
2714 - Master of my own Density |
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2715 - I only ate half the pies |
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2717 - Pizza Slut |
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2731 - Keeping anorexia at bay one pie at a time |
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2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
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2755 - Blubberry Who says fat chavs can't be stylish |
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2784 - Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat |
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2805 - Cheese is food for the soul |
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2814 - Necessary Ballast |
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2833 - Size Zero?ish |
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2856 - Can I have fries with that, please? |
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2864 - 22 out of every 7 people are confused by fractions, but they know all about pie! |
|
2891 - Big chunky fat fuck! |
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2897 - Fat is the new black |
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2909 - Pusy contains more calories than you think! |
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2910 - I see fat people |
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2935 - I've got a perfect 6-pack but I've lost the plastic bit that holds it all together |
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2944 - F: Piece of cake!!! B: Q: How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
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2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
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2998 - Step away from the Mcfries and nobody gets fat |
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3022 - Fat is the new thin |
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3051 - Buffet' is french for: 'Get off your fat arse and go fetch it yourself!' |
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3069 - It's not over until the fat lady has had seconds! |
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3071 - Be careful! Skating on thin ice could land you in hot water |
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3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3107 - I've lost my 6-pack, but replaced it with a party pack |
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3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
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3162 - I survived the Fat Duck |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Geek T-Shirts » |
13 - There are only 3 kinds of people in life: Those who can count and those who can't. |
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22 - My other computer is parked in orbit |
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23 - Very funny Scotty, now beam down my suit |
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178 - You! Get off my planet! |
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286 - Screw the prime directive, Spock. Let's find some alien babes! |
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297 - Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie |
|
450 - Ooops? wrong planet |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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780 - Earth is full. Go home. |
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976 - BINARY |
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977 - GAME OVER |
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978 - IREADYOUREMAIL |
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1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
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1024 - I LOVE WANKING |
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1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
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1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1108 - SMART SPERM SWIM |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1140 - ANCIENT GEEK |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1177 - NOB |
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1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1215 - TRIED GROUP SEX |
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1230 - SPEED OF DARK |
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1239 - MONOSYLLABIC |
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1242 - HYPOTHETICAL |
|
1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
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1305 - ENTERPRISE BELTS |
|
1309 - DIGITAL ANALOGUE |
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1312 - INFO SUPERHIGHWAY |
|
1342 - HECK |
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1345 - DARK AFRAID |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1374 - CHESS / KICKBOX |
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1406 - GREATSHAG.COM |
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1419 - Multi-Task? I can yawn & scratch my nuts at the same time |
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1481 - Not computer friendly |
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1489 - I am the anti-genius |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1545 - Orgasmatron |
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1561 - Real Power comes from wall plugs |
|
1577 - Pound for Pound I'm as viscious as an amoeba |
|
1579 - All of lifes' answers are on TV |
|
1581 - Watch Carefully I will do this only once! |
|
1583 - Dark must be faster than light or you'd see it |
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1584 - I.T Myth no 1 A computer only does what you tell it |
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1586 - Even if you could understand women, you'd never believe it! |
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1588 - DIY T-Shirt make up your own slogan |
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1589 - Nature always sides with the hidden flaw |
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1590 - Maths illiteracy affects 11 out of every 6 people |
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1595 - Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag coefficient of 0.01 |
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1597 - The meek are getting ready! |
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1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
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1603 - Not only am I am a master of suspense, but I |
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1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
|
1607 - I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force |
|
1608 - Sometimes the best solution is to find another problem! |
|
1609 - Pushing back the limits of common sense |
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1616 - Space is curved or my bike pulls to the left |
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1666 - After I've finished my astrology course, who knows what the future will hold for me |
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1690 - Oh no! Not another learning experience |
|
1692 - I once had the perfect woman |
|
1701 - Euro - Anchor |
|
1703 - Pervy Hobbit Fancier |
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1708 - Linux Bigot |
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1709 - Microsoft Intolerant |
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1719 - My backup computer is a Cray |
|
1725 - Gynaecology nice work if you can get it |
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1726 - I have an XT brain in a Pentium world |
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1727 - In the shopping centre of the mind I'm in the toy store |
|
1729 - Do you have a name for that private little world of yours? |
|
1734 - Only I know who I am |
|
1746 - Oh, you mind reader, you! |
|
1747 - I don't care if it makes me glow in the dark! |
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1769 - Ever since my girlfriend got a puncture, she goes down on me more often |
|
1815 - Webmaster Scum |
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1856 - Use the brakes, Luke! |
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1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
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1954 - Stamp Out Philately! |
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1972 - Every day is the dawn of a new error! |
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1983 - Ignore the truth Believe in Fantasy |
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1991 - I studied Art and Logic? Now I draw my own conclusions |
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2021 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the fucking vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2022 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the vegetarians would stop eating it! |
|
2058 - Game all over |
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2071 - Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr, this is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse |
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2077 - I speak Blonde like an unbleached natural |
|
2081 - I only talk to myself because I make more sense! |
|
2098 - Can't Use New Technology |
|
2109 - It's impossible to work with cockroaches! When you turn on the lights they all run away! |
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2142 - I really really..like big tits |
|
2143 - I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! |
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2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
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2172 - Study Art & Logic, draw your own conclusions |
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2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
|
2193 - Steam rules! |
|
2214 - I might have a SMALL DICK but my carbon footprint is FUCKING HUGE |
|
2233 - Where would we be without rhetorical questions? |
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2247 - I was the dead fish in my think tank |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
|
2265 - I don't cheat I just bend the rules |
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2274 - Light is faster than sound That's why some people seem bright until they open their mouths! |
|
2297 - I used to be a MEDIUM but I can't raise the dead anymore |
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2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2361 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize |
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2365 - Hula Hoops are definitely the way forward! - Orville |
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2376 - I'm the only punk in the village |
|
2381 - iWank |
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2392 - |
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2394 - I like you You're like a young me. Do you know where my Lego bricks are? |
|
2494 - Who says the same matter can't occupy two spaces? |
|
2512 - Meh! |
|
2554 - I not putting on weight?gravity is getting stronger |
|
2558 - Whenever I download Porn, I sit there willing my computer not to go down on me?? |
|
2559 - Snooze |
|
2566 - Sometimes, I dream of going back to my youth, but then I remember?Algebra!! |
|
2573 - The internet went down on me last night - Best porn site ever!!! |
|
2583 - Adoptmeangelina |
|
2585 - Mouse Potato |
|
2587 - Hic Fvte Lvdvs Militorvm |
|
2588 - Partial continuous attention |
|
2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
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2656 - This is the shirt I wear when I have nothing to say |
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2657 - Slogan not in use |
|
2659 - I'm wearing this shirt because I'd feel naked without it |
|
2664 - Stealth slogan |
|
2665 - Jurassic Dork |
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2740 - If at second you don't succeed Deja-vu was wasted on you! |
|
2748 - Make haste slowly Festina Lente |
|
2760 - Superdork |
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2779 - Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot? |
|
2782 - Fuzzy, not stupid |
|
2794 - To err is human to forgive, divine, and to really fuck things up, you need a computer |
|
2796 - Window shopper |
|
2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
|
2840 - I don't need the internet? my wife knows everything |
|
2856 - Can I have fries with that, please? |
|
2864 - 22 out of every 7 people are confused by fractions, but they know all about pie! |
|
2881 - Ginja Ninja - japanise style |
|
2913 - Geology Rocks!! |
|
2954 - Fart Wars the empire's ripe crack |
|
2966 - Can illiterates fully appreciate alphabet soup? |
|
3027 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
|
3034 - Have you seen my deja vu shirt? |
|
3039 - Cyberfreaks say 'High' |
|
3056 - Only 2 things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity - Albert Einstein |
|
3061 - I was going to join the debating team? until somebody talked me out of it. |
|
3094 - Even hookers want to know why we can't: 'just be friends' |
|
3100 - I was seeing a girl for a couple of months,? until some bastard stole my binoculars. |
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3102 - She was stunning, an absolute apparition. To try to attract her attention, I set fire to myself? It worked: she fried an egg on me. |
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3113 - Don't count your chickens until they have all crossed the road |
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3121 - Genetic Engineers fake their organisms |
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3133 - Technical error! Beer overload sensor malfunction. Pi55ed again! |
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3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
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1 - AM - On the 8th Day GOD created the American Motorsickle but on the 9th he traded it in on something faster and more fun to ride |
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2 - AM - Bloke with a hangover |
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322 - AM - 2 extra wheels & Plough |
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571 - AM - Years longer to perfect real bikes |
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646 - AM - How fuckin Bored? |
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651 - AM - Choppers, would you fly in one? |
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995 - AM - 95% Rest made it home |
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1000 - AM - Joined the AA |
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1025 - Vegetarians love AM Don't go fast enough to kill anything |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
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1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
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1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
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1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
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1264 - AM - Barley Harvesting Equipment |
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1265 - AM - Half a Massey Ferguson |
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1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
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1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
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1268 - American Racing Tractors have more MuellPower |
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1270 - AM - John Deere Green |
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1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
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1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
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1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
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1284 - AM - Helicopter would you fly in one |
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1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
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1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
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1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
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1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
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1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
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1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
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1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
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1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
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1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
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1410 - ENGINEERS |
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1411 - PUSH MOTORSICKLE |
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1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1503 - Motorsickle a tractor |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1655 - The last rider on earth will be riding an American Motorsickle |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
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1999 - Jap Riders push it to the limit; Yank riders push it to the garage |
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2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
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2144 - I'd rather push my Sportsbike than ride a heap of Yankee shite |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2159 - Hear No Evo See No Evo Ride No Evo |
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2171 - I'll never be a Rhinestone Ploughboy |
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2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
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2201 - It's a tractor, Jim-Bob but not as you know it, son |
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2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
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2314 - Vibrate me 'til me bits fall off |
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2401 - You might ride a ?13.000 motorsickle son but I've got a ?150,000 t-shirt! |
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2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
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2410 - Shiny Bits are easier to find when they fall off |
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2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
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2621 - Why?? Build a bike like a tractor Name it after a farm animal Tell us it sounds like a vegitable & get upset when we call it agricultural? |
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2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
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2654 - Twice the tractor sickle if you buy it by weight |
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2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
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2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
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2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
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2933 - If a tractor won't corner on 4 wheels, what do expect it to do on 2?? |
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2950 - I bought my motorsickle in a clothing store |
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4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
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9 - How tall are you when you stand on your wallet |
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11 - MEN: Can't live with 'em; Can't sell 'em for parts |
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30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
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33 - I'm ugly without chocolate |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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35 - Virginity cured here |
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36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
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38 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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39 - I SAW ELVIS He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO |
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41 - Date Rape? Grab hold of his dick, get a pair of scissors & ask if he really means no? |
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46 - I don't have PMS I'm always a bitch |
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49 - DON'T MIND ME; I'm the designated drunk |
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50 - The floggings will continue until morale improves |
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57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
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59 - Only Users Lose Drugs |
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60 - Rehab is for Quitters |
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61 - FUCK OFF I've got enough friends |
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65 - Please tell your trousers it's rude to point |
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66 - I BEAT ANOREXIA |
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70 - I'M BUSY, You're Ugly, Have a nice day |
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72 - I'm smiling because they still can't find the bodies |
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78 - PHEASANT PLUCKER |
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85 - I fuck on the first date |
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87 - I did your boyfriend twice |
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88 - I only do Humans |
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92 - Fuck Off Just fuck right off |
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93 - I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter |
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94 - YES but not with YOU |
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101 - Stop staring at my TITS |
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104 - OF COURSE WHILE YOU'RE READING MY TEE SHIRT YOU WILL SNEAK A QUICK LOOK AT MY TITS |
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171 - I think it's cruel, unfair & disgusting to expect any person to swallow 1.7 billion potential people all at once. |
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184 - SILICONE FREE |
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193 - You don't need balls to go fast |
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194 - I didn't fall off, I found a better ride |
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214 - DIRTY LITTLE SLUT |
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236 - Equality is a myth Women are better |
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278 - All I want from life is a man who lasts longer than 30 seconds and doesn't fart in bed |
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284 - Life's a bitch & so am I |
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294 - Wine me dine me 69 me |
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299 - God gave man a dick and a brain but only enough blood to use one at a time |
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361 - If they can send a man to the moon, Why not all of them |
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368 - You can pat my dog, but don't ask to stroke my pussy |
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373 - STRICTLY DICKLY |
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394 - So many men (so few who can afford me) |
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395 - No money no honey |
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409 - Do I look like a tart in this? |
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410 - TNT Top Notch Tart |
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427 - If it's got tyres or testicles it's bound to screw up your life. |
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436 - My husband & I had words but I didn't get to use mine |
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454 - You're in luck, my vibrator doesn't mow lawns |
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499 - B: Big tits F: Told ya |
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533 - Women who want equality with men, lack ambition |
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538 - Nice shirt can I talk you out of it |
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597 - Do my tits look big in this? |
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617 - If god had wanted equality She would have given men brains |
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669 - Who needs you? I've found more batteries |
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682 - If you can read this the fat bastard has pushed me off again |
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692 - He spits I swallow |
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706 - I married Mr Right, but I didn't know his first name was: 'Always' |
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722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
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734 - Sorry, but as a responsible woman, I consider it my duty to ensure that you don't reproduce. |
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736 - TRASHY |
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740 - I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable |
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830 - WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN |
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898 - MISSIONARY |
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914 - YOUNG RICH NYMPHO |
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915 - MAN / WEEKENDS |
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917 - WISH WERE BRAINS |
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939 - NOT THINK SLUTTY |
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943 - GORGEOUS MEN |
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945 - WORE OUT LAST MAN |
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956 - TALK TO MY FACE |
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1009 - BOYS TOYS |
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1015 - PMMS |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
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1058 - W M D |
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1087 - BLH BGH |
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1092 - JUST SAY SO |
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1096 - I SHAGGED SPARTACUS |
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1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
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1099 - MORE BITCH |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1128 - HUSBAND WON'T LIKE |
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1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
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1141 - BIG BIKE... |
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1146 - BEAUTY SCHOOL |
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1160 - NOT GET TITS OUT |
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1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
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1183 - BAR SLAG |
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1192 - THINK BEYOND BOX |
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1195 - MALE BEER |
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1233 - ALL ANIMALS |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
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1243 - HOW FIT ? |
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1276 - JAILBAIT |
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1293 - 48 DD IQ |
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1296 - LET'S DO 96 |
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1304 - INNER BLONDE |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
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1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
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1428 - I fucked your boyfriend |
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1438 - Serial Screamer |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1453 - Talk to the tits and the hand will slap you |
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1457 - Eager Beaver? |
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1461 - Mona |
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1468 - Do NOT remove this t-shirt it's holding my tits up |
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1473 - Devil's wench |
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1488 - Yes, they are mine! They're paid for! |
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1513 - A Womans place is on top! |
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1519 - Don't talk to us! We don't make the decisions |
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1531 - Vagitarian |
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1542 - Did I mention the kick in the nads you'll get if you touch me |
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1553 - Warning: My bitch switch sticks |
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1554 - My vibrator has a kick start |
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1578 - Men: Can't live with 'em Can't play mind games without 'em |
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1654 - BAD GIRLS deserve a good licking |
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1668 - I must I must display my bust |
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1678 - Oi! Stop staring at my tits |
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1702 - Never date a man who wont eat seafood |
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1718 - MYLF |
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1737 - She who holds the pussy makes the rules |
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1756 - My face is my third best feature |
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1772 - No, you can't have Bitty, we have guests |
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1773 - Eyes off bitty |
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1795 - One twat in my pants is enough thanks! |
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1806 - Single Mum Scum |
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1858 - It won't lick itself |
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1869 - Heinz flicks Beanz |
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1918 - If I thought he would leave, I'd pack for him! |
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1921 - I'm the bitch your mother warned you about! |
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1935 - Trophy Girlfriend |
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1942 - I'd eat you but then I'd have to mate with you |
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2017 - I fake it for new shoes |
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2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
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2037 - Widow in waiting |
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2039 - Your Boyfriend wants me! |
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2040 - Your Girlfriend wants me! |
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2049 - Your boyfriend was great last night! |
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2065 - Helping men avoid eye contact since 10,000 BC |
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2069 - I Heart Dick |
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2070 - Pleasemaintaineyecontact |
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2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
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2077 - I speak Blonde like an unbleached natural |
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2082 - Blonde is my mother tongue She was blonde too! |
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2086 - Don't get caught! looking here |
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2087 - I speak blonde like a? er, um?. Blonde |
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2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
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2108 - Thirsty? |
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2126 - Look down here if you want? But talk up there. |
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2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
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2138 - Of course they're Real! There's no such thing as imaginary Tits!! |
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2139 - My other tit's got toys |
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2149 - Boys make me dribble |
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2170 - Perfect Bitch |
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2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
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2189 - Also available in ANGELIC |
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2190 - Cute as a button not quite as bright |
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2196 - Yes, they are real! |
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2222 - Twice the woman a fit bird will ever be |
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2223 - Think of me as three fit birds all rolled into one |
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2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
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2246 - Do my tits make my arse look big? |
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2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
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2269 - High Maintenance |
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2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
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2273 - If you can read this the bastard has fallen off again |
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2321 - There's nowt better than a fireman with a full hose |
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2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
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2338 - Perfect Little Bitch |
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2341 - Little Miss Naughty |
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2366 - Puppy Power |
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2371 - I shag boys! |
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2383 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2384 - |
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2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
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2398 - |
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2419 - Warning: This bitch bites!! |
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2435 - Men: Can't live with 'em Can't play mind games without 'em |
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2437 - Positively high maintenance |
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2441 - I'm a naughty girl! Spank Me |
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2456 - I am not just a bitch I am the Bikers Bitch |
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2458 - Fairies Kick Ass |
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2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
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2493 - Sex Kitten to make me purrr rub here |
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2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
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2532 - ! Warning top heavy item appropriate handling procedures to be used |
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2581 - My little voices are all bitches! |
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2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
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2658 - She shakes us |
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2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
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2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2675 - If it hasn't got any ink you're not sticking it in me! |
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2679 - Body of a goddess, ink of the devil |
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2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
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2689 - Chica Loca |
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2717 - Pizza Slut |
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2721 - You could be my next ex-husband |
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2751 - Beautiful naturally bronzed wrists and ankles tied to georgian four poster bed with soft hand-woven Thai silk? 36 inch DD breasts, smothered in warm rich Belgian Chocolate? One inch erect nipples pierced with 18 carat rose gold nipple rings, topped with whipped cream... Brazillian shaven minge framed by hand stitched crotchless leather thong... Moist salty clit covered with full fruit organic blackberry jam... This is not just ordinary porn... This is S&M luxury porn |
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2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
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2775 - Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best of the lot will suck & swallow |
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2776 - Multi trophies winner |
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2795 - I'm not a bitch I'm just giftedly outspoken |
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2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
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2818 - Future biker on board |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2833 - Size Zero?ish |
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2843 - Dippy Tart |
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2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
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2879 - My ex is a wanker |
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2882 - baby inside (circle around) |
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2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
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2896 - I'd thank you personally but my husband gets jealous |
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2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
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2903 - Fast & Feisty |
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2920 - Jock Tart unhinged |
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2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
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2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
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2968 - My cups runneth over |
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2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2990 - When I die, please recycle my tits |
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3030 - No I don?t recycle These are tassle twirling directions |
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3035 - Princess of the Universe |
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3040 - If it ain't got fur, it ain't fun! |
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3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
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3109 - My first boyfriend was a lying bastard: told me he was from Wigan and gave me a french kiss. |
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3111 - I honestly am a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. |
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3162 - I survived the Fat Duck |
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4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
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4304 - Legal & General
Standard Life
Go Compare
Direct Line
More Than
Privileded
Sheilas Wheels
Confused Dot Com
Compare the Meerkat
Commercial Union
Admiral
Churchill |
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21 - Your parents met at a family reunion |
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24 - After you were born... they chlorinated the gene pool |
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39 - I SAW ELVIS He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO |
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332 - Your family tree is a twig |
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369 - Calling me white trash is an insult to polystyrene |
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482 - Inbred trailer trash bitch |
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800 - Elvis lives but his concerts are hard to get to |
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834 - Never date a virgin! If she ain't good enough for her own family, why should you waste your time on her? |
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836 - Get in my way & I'll slap you like a red-headed stepchild |
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1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
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1299 - MUM LIKE A SISTER |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1317 - CLOSET REDNECK |
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1332 - REPO TRASH |
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1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
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1335 - DIVORCED COUSIN |
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1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
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1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
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1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
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1507 - Scooter Trash |
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1688 - Where else but Wales |
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1735 - I get horny at family reunions |
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1755 - went to hell for something that?s no longer a sin |
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1797 - Everything in life is relative Especially sex in the deep South |
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1875 - Pike just nicked it |
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1911 - |
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2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
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2010 - I looked up my family tree and half of them were still living in it! |
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2029 - You'd make your Daddy proud, son! If you had one! |
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2041 - Underage sex aint really no crime if y'all related |
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2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
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2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
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2288 - I make romance inside you, yes? |
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2328 - This is what you get when you fuck with perfection! |
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2335 - Valley ewes are dirty little sluts! |
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2369 - I am not a Sheep |
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2393 - Blue Collar White Trash Redneck |
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2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
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2407 - Were your mom & dad related before they were related? |
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2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
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2704 - My home has more wheels than your bike!! |
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2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
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3023 - Are welsh sheep prettier? Or are they just better natured? |
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3025 - Visit Wales So many sheep, you'll never get stuck with an ugly one. |
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4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
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5 - Smashing Shoes, Baby
Wanna Shag? |
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6 - If sex is a pain in the arse, you've got it completely fuckin' wrong |
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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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10 - Communication is for wimps, real men beat sense into each other |
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12 - WOMEN: Can't live with 'em, sheep can't cook |
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30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
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31 - Show me the front of your bum |
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32 - Liquor in the front Poker in the rear |
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33 - I'm ugly without chocolate |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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35 - Virginity cured here |
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36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
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37 - Dear Santa, I want a copy of your list of naughty girls |
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38 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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39 - I SAW ELVIS He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO |
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40 - Dead Women don't say NO! |
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44 - WOMEN SUCK! Except the ones I know |
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49 - DON'T MIND ME; I'm the designated drunk |
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50 - The floggings will continue until morale improves |
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52 - My girlfriend used to smoke until we discovered K-Y |
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53 - My wife and I had words but I didn't get to use mine |
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54 - I choked Monica Lewinsky |
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55 - Show me your pink bits |
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57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
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58 - Body Piercing Done Here |
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59 - Only Users Lose Drugs |
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60 - Rehab is for Quitters |
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61 - FUCK OFF I've got enough friends |
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63 - There's a sucker born every minute swallowers are a bit harder to find |
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66 - I BEAT ANOREXIA |
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68 - Let's do 68 Go down on me and I'll owe you one |
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69 - NICE LEGS What time do they open? |
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70 - I'M BUSY, You're Ugly, Have a nice day |
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71 - I'm just a shy bloke with a fuckin' huge donger |
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72 - I'm smiling because they still can't find the bodies |
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73 - Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem. |
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76 - Mean people suck! Come here and show me how mean you can be |
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77 - I'm here about the blowjob |
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78 - PHEASANT PLUCKER |
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83 - GROUP SEX is using both hands |
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85 - I fuck on the first date |
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88 - I only do Humans |
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91 - I have a dick like a baby It weighs 3.2 kilos |
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92 - Fuck Off Just fuck right off |
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94 - YES but not with YOU |
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99 - Earth Girls are easy |
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100 - If you can read this the bitch has fallen off again |
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102 - MY OTHER TOY'S GOT TITS |
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103 - SHOW ME YOUR TITS |
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114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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133 - If women were extinct man would just domesticate some other dumb animal |
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140 - Cunnilingus spoken here |
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150 - Why do crack when you can lick it |
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153 - Free Willy (Subject to status) |
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165 - Sensitive New Age Bastard |
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167 - You look pretty and I feel lucky |
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175 - My next wife is going to be normal |
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187 - Wow baby are those real? |
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191 - If it's got tits or wheels it's bound to fuck you around |
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240 - In the stronghold of woman I plan an uprising |
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260 - CHICKS DIG ME |
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279 - Guess how many doubts I can fit on my dick get it right and you can eat them |
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282 - It's OK to commit adultery if your wife is ugly |
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321 - Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the cash |
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328 - I'd thank you personally but my wife won't like it |
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390 - WANTED Double jointed nymphomaniac supermodel with own lap-dancing club |
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402 - BUMS British Union of Male Strippers |
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418 - Tall, Dark & Hungsome |
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422 - I kissed her lips, she closed her legs, and broke my glasses |
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455 - Can I pretend to be your milkman? |
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460 - Onya knees bitch gimme satisfaction |
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461 - I'd rather be spanking my monkey don't tell the RSPCA |
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484 - My girlfriend says I have a problem with commitment she's not really my girlfriend. |
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491 - MUFF DADDY |
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511 - Friends don't let friends bring ugly women home |
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523 - Ask to see my helmet |
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524 - Sorry we're late, but my wife couldn't get her broom started |
|
526 - My girlfriend says I never listen?.or something |
|
531 - Mine's only 4 inches but some girls don't like it that wide |
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532 - What to do if: A bird shits on your shoulder? Never ever ever take her out to dinner again |
|
535 - If you want to succeed: suck harder |
|
539 - Nice blouse can I talk you out of it |
|
547 - If I get a good blowjob, can I still draw the dole? |
|
551 - I've got a huge dick but I forgot to bring it with me |
|
575 - Why buy you a drink if you won't swallow? |
|
609 - Bad Monkey! Spankee Spankee Spunkee |
|
627 - MAN WHORE |
|
713 - Please help! I'm deaf, dumb and blind? The only way I can communicate is by lip-reading through the end of my dick |
|
722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
|
724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
|
725 - LCIK MY DCIK |
|
755 - Pie Eater Ask nicely and I might |
|
769 - Psst How would you like to receive some swollen goods |
|
793 - Be nice to me I might be your real dad |
|
805 - E.T. Extra Testosterone |
|
859 - LASER DICK |
|
870 - DICK SIZE RUMOURS |
|
904 - DANCES WITH FOXES |
|
905 - WAKES UP WITH DOGS |
|
906 - NO DOGS-PUSSIES |
|
907 - RIGHT DOGS |
|
938 - LIE TO WOMEN |
|
944 - PERFECT 24-PACK |
|
950 - COUNTING WILLIES |
|
952 - NOT STARING AT TITS |
|
1008 - MONKEY SPANK |
|
1024 - I LOVE WANKING |
|
1028 - SMELL FANNY |
|
1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
|
1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
|
1051 - FIRST PUSSY |
|
1060 - NTL: |
|
1067 - HELP SPANK ? |
|
1068 - MASS MURDER |
|
1078 - MOUTHFULL |
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1080 - VENTRILOQUIST |
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1102 - EVE |
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1110 - SPANK CHEEKY |
|
1112 - TITS POINTING |
|
1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
|
1127 - MISS RIGHT |
|
1133 - DEEP / MACHO |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
|
1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
|
1204 - LIMP DOCTOR |
|
1214 - DICK HEAD |
|
1225 - EQUAL & OPPOSITE |
|
1229 - HAIRY BEAST |
|
1231 - LATIN - DIVORCE |
|
1232 - CLEAN MOON |
|
1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
|
1254 - LI-LO |
|
1260 - LA MINGE GINGE |
|
1291 - 18 COLLAR |
|
1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
|
1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
|
1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
|
1315 - MARRIED MEN FORGET |
|
1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
|
1322 - SAFE SEX IN WALES |
|
1375 - LESBIANITY |
|
1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
|
1386 - IT'S BIG |
|
1391 - MMMM TAZZY |
|
1399 - IT IS BIG... |
|
1419 - Multi-Task? I can yawn & scratch my nuts at the same time |
|
1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
|
1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
|
1457 - Eager Beaver? |
|
1465 - My wife knows all my erroneous zones |
|
1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
|
1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
|
1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1491 - It's all in the wrist |
|
1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
|
1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
|
1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
|
1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
|
1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
|
1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
|
1531 - Vagitarian |
|
1535 - Making love to a younger woman can be dangerous? |
|
1543 - My wife's idea of a threesome is bitch bitch bitch |
|
1546 - If my dick was half as big as your mouth I'd date you! |
|
1549 - Starfish Stretchers |
|
1558 - wnaker |
|
1571 - I'd leave tomorrow if I knew how to pack |
|
1573 - Man in love with dimple makes brave mistake marrying whole girl |
|
1574 - Marriage: The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the licence |
|
1586 - Even if you could understand women, you'd never believe it! |
|
1619 - Hard Worker willing to hump anything anywhere anytime |
|
1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
|
1644 - My face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it! |
|
1646 - If you want more inches STROKE IT! |
|
1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
|
1654 - BAD GIRLS deserve a good licking |
|
1659 - Fat cows are harder to butcher! |
|
1669 - I don't watch much porn, 2 or 3 minutes is usually enough |
|
1670 - Stone age Romeo |
|
1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
|
1681 - Take a good look at my Balls while I admire your hairstyle |
|
1682 - My doctor told me to stop wanking |
|
1689 - I'll make you feel like a woman |
|
1692 - I once had the perfect woman |
|
1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
|
1712 - Give her my feckin house |
|
1717 - The monkey told me to spank it |
|
1725 - Gynaecology nice work if you can get it |
|
1739 - If you can't ride it or take it to bed, what's the point? |
|
1742 - I've never come across a pair of lips I didn't like |
|
1750 - My Ex got a gold mine I got the shaft! |
|
1764 - Abuse my Chimp why don't you |
|
1766 - I must have Penile Dementia I've gone pussy mad |
|
1769 - Ever since my girlfriend got a puncture, she goes down on me more often |
|
1770 - My Alter Ego is an Altar Boy |
|
1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
|
1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
|
1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
|
1855 - Get your coat, bitch, you've pulled |
|
1857 - Okay, so I'm shallow, but give me a chance & I'll get as deep as you'll let me. |
|
1870 - Women are for fun? not for life |
|
1876 - Aren't women strange! They even moan when you make them happy! |
|
1887 - If I had a feminine side I'd play with it all day!! |
|
1932 - Don't just stand there woman? Suck something! |
|
1950 - Go on then showusyercunt |
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1957 - I got my wife a dildo now I can play with the toy and the box! |
|
1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
|
1961 - Amnesia rules?.er?..um? Hi, I'm Tom |
|
1981 - How come Porn Stars have such tiny little dicks? |
|
1995 - A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain |
|
2001 - I'd let Little Bo-Peep blow my horn |
|
2008 - Are you Little Bo-Peep? And more importantly will you blow my horn? |
|
2014 - I'm dyslexic and Thirsty.. Is your bra open? |
|
2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
|
2026 - My wife got new boobs for her birthday, but I still end up playing with the box. |
|
2033 - MTME |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2040 - Your Girlfriend wants me! |
|
2050 - Your girlfriend was great last night! |
|
2073 - Pussy IS fattening! |
|
2079 - I talk bollocks like a native |
|
2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
|
2088 - Wize Pranker |
|
2089 - What are you moaning about, woman, I'm having a great time! |
|
2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
|
2093 - Would this look big in your bum? |
|
2095 - I wasn't born a Bastard I had to work at it! |
|
2098 - Can't Use New Technology |
|
2102 - Hung like a chipmunk |
|
2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
|
2117 - My wife got a new vibrator, now she never takes it out the box |
|
2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
|
2142 - I really really..like big tits |
|
2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
|
2165 - Le Coq Massif |
|
2169 - I've got a one foot cock! |
|
2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
|
2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
|
2181 - My Ex-Wife is the foundation of my patio |
|
2184 - Don't ya wish your boyfriend had a cock like mine? |
|
2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
|
2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
|
2208 - F: Hi Gorgeous B: Not you, you fat slag! |
|
2209 - Feel or no feel? Open your box and let's see what it's worth |
|
2212 - Stop looking at my cock |
|
2218 - I'd rather be tit-slapped than pussy-whipped |
|
2221 - Twice the man a fit bloke will ever be |
|
2224 - Think of me as three fit blokes all rolled into one |
|
2225 - |
|
2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
|
2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
|
2236 - PW Pussy Welfare |
|
2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
|
2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
|
2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
|
2255 - Pole Dancing Instructor Own pole supplied |
|
2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
|
2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
|
2280 - Slob out with your knob out |
|
2288 - I make romance inside you, yes? |
|
2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
|
2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
|
2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
|
2330 - Suckamacock |
|
2335 - Valley ewes are dirty little sluts! |
|
2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
|
2372 - Any chance of going halves on a bastard? |
|
2381 - iWank |
|
2395 - Men who put women on pedestals rarely knock them off. |
|
2396 - I knew those last 7 beers were going to get me! |
|
2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
|
2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
|
2439 - The best way to get over him, is to get under me! |
|
2451 - Hung like a Budgie Hell of a tongue |
|
2462 - Punani made me do it |
|
2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
|
2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
|
2485 - I'm with gullible |
|
2487 - Not my Brain |
|
2491 - Well & truly Wonka'd |
|
2492 - Propa Wonka |
|
2568 - Why should men act their age when women won't even admit it? |
|
2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
|
2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
|
2582 - If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber - Albert Einstein |
|
2583 - Adoptmeangelina |
|
2589 - There's a lot of things you don't appreciate about school until you get older? Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman - stuff you'd pay good money for later in life! |
|
2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
|
2599 - I am an owner operator I am not a wanker |
|
2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
|
2615 - 9 Inches !! |
|
2622 - I think my girlfriend might be a mermaid... Her tail smells of fish |
|
2624 - If it helps just think of me as a lesbian with a dick |
|
2627 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are! |
|
2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
|
2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
|
2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
|
2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
|
2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
|
2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
|
2693 - Sit on my face & I'll guess your time of month |
|
2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
|
2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
|
2698 - I'll see your 2 tits and raise you my dick |
|
2702 - The attraction between your tits & my dick defies the laws of gravity |
|
2705 - Queer? No way!! My dick gets me in enough shit as it is! |
|
2708 - I'm fat hos intolerant |
|
2719 - My favourite bird, swallows |
|
2722 - You could be my next ex-wife |
|
2728 - Bitch Beater |
|
2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
|
2742 - Vici Veni VD I conquered I came I got the clap |
|
2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
|
2765 - Female horologist wanted to put a face and 2 hands on this |
|
2775 - Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best of the lot will suck & swallow |
|
2776 - Multi trophies winner |
|
2787 - Cum on Eileen?I know I did |
|
2802 - Beaver Trainer |
|
2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
|
2807 - My girlfriend's a redhead Mad Sunday was a Breeze! |
|
2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
|
2838 - I bet you I can fit a round peg into a star-shaped h*le |
|
2840 - I don't need the internet? my wife knows everything |
|
2841 - I really believe in the whole multi-culturalism thing? and so does me bitch |
|
2844 - Binge Wanker |
|
2853 - A woman's work is never done? Thant's why they get paid less! |
|
2854 - One swallow doesn?t make us an item |
|
2863 - My wife's the Black Sheep of the family, look ewe! |
|
2869 - I'm not homophobic I just don?t like the idea of being shagged up the arse |
|
2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
|
2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
|
2918 - Smile if you're moist |
|
2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
|
2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
|
2937 - Feel my whopper |
|
2944 - F: Piece of cake!!! B: Q: How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
|
2945 - Arrsse Feck Twat Ballix |
|
2949 - |
|
2963 - Binge wanker Not all the time, but when I get a chance I do it until I can't |
|
2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
|
2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
|
2973 - I do all my own sluts |
|
2975 - Fluffer Men Swear London, New York, Paris, Burnley |
|
2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
|
2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
2986 - If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have the dick of Bealzebub |
|
2988 - I'd rather think inside the box!! |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2999 - I can't find my feminine side, can I play with yours? |
|
3001 - How can something so small get me into so much trouble? |
|
3010 - Wank do it with anybody you want! |
|
3025 - Visit Wales So many sheep, you'll never get stuck with an ugly one. |
|
3027 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
|
3037 - Gimp my Bride |
|
3050 - My old dad once told me: 'son, you can't run away from your problems!'? You know, I still treasure that postcard |
|
3090 - I've been chased by women before, but not while I was awake! |
|
3093 - Our eyes met, and the ground lurched beneath my feet, and bells rang out? My God, I thought, I've finally found her! Then I remembered? we were in a lift. |
|
3094 - Even hookers want to know why we can't: 'just be friends' |
|
3097 - I never thought woman were explosive until I dropped one |
|
3099 - I think my wife's dead: sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up! |
|
3100 - I was seeing a girl for a couple of months,? until some bastard stole my binoculars. |
|
3102 - She was stunning, an absolute apparition. To try to attract her attention, I set fire to myself? It worked: she fried an egg on me. |
|
3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
|
3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
|
3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
|
3107 - I've lost my 6-pack, but replaced it with a party pack |
|
3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
|
3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
|
3122 - When we split up, I shared the house equally with my ex-wife; she got the inside and I got the outside. |
|
3123 - I tried phone sex and got an ear infection |
|
3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
|
3131 - I've been born again, and breast feeding is much more fun this time! |
|
3136 - I used to date an English teacher, but she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon |
|
3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
|
3148 - I phoned the daterape advice line?but it's only for victims |
|
3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
|
3162 - I survived the Fat Duck |
|
3897 - PUTA |
|
4275 - FUBAR |
|
4276 - Laughter is the best medicine … but not for impotence
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4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
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17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
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21 - Your parents met at a family reunion |
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24 - After you were born... they chlorinated the gene pool |
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25 - Imagine out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest? |
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27 - Sorry but I don't date outside my species |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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70 - I'M BUSY, You're Ugly, Have a nice day |
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80 - If I gave a shite you would be the first person I'd give it to! |
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89 - I've upped my standards Up Yours |
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111 - I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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125 - I'll bet everybody at the circus thinks you're beautiful |
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136 - Are you sure there was another sperm, even slower than you |
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189 - It's OK to be ugly but haven't you gone too far? |
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242 - Your gene pool wouldn't wet my ankles |
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277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
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313 - Nature is cruel; If you don't believe me, Look in the mirror |
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339 - Act your age not your shoe size |
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367 - I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person |
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387 - Do you have delusions of mediocrity? |
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483 - Don't apologise just please don't breed |
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500 - you're so far past fucked, you couldn't catch a bus back |
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598 - How can something with only one head be so ugly? |
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618 - With your looks you could easily be a radio star |
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633 - 500,000,000 sperm and you got there first??? |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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721 - SMILE FUCKWIT |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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779 - How many times do I have to flush before you go away? |
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796 - Get on with it! How long can it take to make up a tiny mind? |
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837 - If your kids grow up to be successful, Who'll be left to sweep the streets? |
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888 - PRETEND TWAT |
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895 - SHOPPING CHANNEL |
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1014 - BORN STUPID ? |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
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1042 - SCATTERED SHOWERS |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1059 - OUT IN PUBLIC ? |
|
1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1065 - DAD WANTED BLOW |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
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1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
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1088 - BLH BLH |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1099 - MORE BITCH |
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1102 - EVE |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1108 - SMART SPERM SWIM |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1146 - BEAUTY SCHOOL |
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1167 - DON'T DO P.C. |
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1185 - SELF-DIAGNOSIS |
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1190 - KEEP SMILING |
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1193 - DO NOT BREED |
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1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
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1195 - MALE BEER |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
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1208 - YOU SHOULD GO FAR |
|
1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
|
1218 - MISTRUST STRANGERS |
|
1219 - SPECIAL TIME |
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1223 - INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
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1244 - THANK YOU |
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1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
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1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
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1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
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1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
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1292 - WHO DID FACE ? |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
|
1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
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1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1368 - PROPER TWAT |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
|
1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
|
1410 - ENGINEERS |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
|
1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
|
1426 - All bosses are cunts |
|
1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
|
1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
|
1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
|
1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
|
1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
|
1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
|
1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
|
1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
|
1482 - Who did your face? |
|
1510 - I was born ugly, what's your excuse? |
|
1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
|
1537 - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality |
|
1546 - If my dick was half as big as your mouth I'd date you! |
|
1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
|
1585 - It would never work I'm aquarius and you're ridiculous |
|
1631 - There's no life like low life |
|
1686 - Politics is just showbiz for ugly people |
|
1706 - I'm getting the word NONCE |
|
1707 - You nosey bastard |
|
1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
|
1729 - Do you have a name for that private little world of yours? |
|
1731 - Don't give me a piece of your mind, I know you can't spare it |
|
1757 - If you really want to succeed, try not to be yourself |
|
1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
|
1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
|
1783 - You look like I need a drink |
|
1790 - Does my tan look real in this? |
|
1795 - One twat in my pants is enough thanks! |
|
1798 - I'd rather be disabled than incapable |
|
1859 - What kind of lubricant do you have to use to get so far up your own fuckin' arse! |
|
1875 - Pike just nicked it |
|
1879 - I'm not with either of these two bitches |
|
1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
|
1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
|
1895 - I'm sure your inner beauty more than compensates for the way you look! |
|
1903 - Ha, Ha ! You drive a Ford |
|
1963 - Jesus loves you proof that humour and religion can coexist! |
|
1970 - You'll never be even half the man your mother was!! |
|
2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
|
2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
|
2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
|
2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
|
2029 - You'd make your Daddy proud, son! If you had one! |
|
2035 - Did you do your own make-up? Or did you have an accomplice? |
|
2036 - Are you really a feminist or are you just scared to come out? |
|
2045 - By your age you really should have developed a personality |
|
2046 - How come feminists are built like blokes & have such macho attitudes??? |
|
2078 - Surely you can do better than that!? |
|
2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
|
2088 - Wize Pranker |
|
2102 - Hung like a chipmunk |
|
2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
|
2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
|
2118 - When you're talking out your arse like that, can you still use your mouth? |
|
2124 - Don't think! You might spoil your reputation! |
|
2127 - I could lie to you, about how smart you are, and all that?. But what's the point when you're ugly like that? |
|
2129 - I can see the potential, but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
|
2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
|
2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
|
2147 - You can't help the way you look! But you could have stayed at home! |
|
2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
|
2152 - You might stare because I'm unique, but I laugh at all you clones! |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
|
2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
|
2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
|
2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
|
2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
|
2208 - F: Hi Gorgeous B: Not you, you fat slag! |
|
2211 - Buying LOTTO tickets is NOT a valid career choice |
|
2234 - I took my wife to the dogfight last night?.she won! |
|
2274 - Light is faster than sound That's why some people seem bright until they open their mouths! |
|
2275 - Twat ---> |
|
2351 - Ignorant half-witted bollox |
|
2354 - I can see the potential but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2359 - You non conformists are all alike! |
|
2378 - It's only harrassment if you're ugly |
|
2380 - If I were getting smart with you? How would you know? |
|
2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
|
2391 - Corporate There! I told you I had the balls to put the 'C' word on a t-shirt! |
|
2398 - |
|
2407 - Were your mom & dad related before they were related? |
|
2416 - I'm sorry, I don?t speak idiot! |
|
2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
|
2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
|
2446 - Thank You for making me feel so superior |
|
2461 - I may not have morals but I do have standards |
|
2473 - OK, I'll fuck you but only to prove I have a GSOH |
|
2477 - It puzzles me how people like you ever reach maturity |
|
2495 - Ant & Dec are aliens |
|
2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
|
2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
|
2534 - Time is a great healer, but a rubbish beautician |
|
2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
|
2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
|
2613 - Don't bother, mate, I've heard ducks fart before |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2648 - How dare you demand equal pay, when you can't even lift heavy things?! |
|
2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
|
2696 - If you make a cunt of yourself? At least you'll have a plaything |
|
2708 - I'm fat hos intolerant |
|
2720 - You may call me: 'Mac who hangs with wankers' |
|
2727 - Vegetarian Ancient Navajo word for 'bad hunter' |
|
2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
|
2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
|
2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
|
2760 - Superdork |
|
2766 - City of culture my arse I've got more culture in my yoghurt |
|
2779 - Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot? |
|
2783 - I don't do mingers but my mates do |
|
2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
|
2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
|
2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
|
2842 - No known friends |
|
2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
|
2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
|
2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2880 - F: He's a gay <---- B: ?and him <--- |
|
2881 - Ginja Ninja - japanise style |
|
2891 - Big chunky fat fuck! |
|
2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2930 - If I'm staring at your missus please feel free to kick the shit out of my guide dog |
|
2933 - If a tractor won't corner on 4 wheels, what do expect it to do on 2?? |
|
2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
|
2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
|
2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
|
2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
2984 - I'm not really ignorant? I'm just blending in |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
3013 - If I had intelligence you'd be insulting it |
|
3018 - Yakunt |
|
3026 - If you were a midget?you'd only be half as ugly! |
|
3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
|
3036 - Politicians? Useless bunch of tossers! |
|
3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
|
3042 - I'm completely unoverawed |
|
3046 - Excuse me if I'm completely underwhelmed |
|
3051 - Buffet' is french for: 'Get off your fat arse and go fetch it yourself!' |
|
3073 - If you're lucky, you'll lose your looks as you get older |
|
3080 - Do they have running water where you come from? |
|
3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
|
3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
|
3101 - I have nothing against queers, I just wouldn't want one marrying my daughter! |
|
3115 - Underpaid and still not worth it! |
|
3127 - Can you really afford to give anybody a piece of your mind?? |
|
3132 - Your mother's truck looks better than she does! |
|
3139 - I'm just thrilled I'm not you |
|
3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
|
4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Kids T-Shirts » |
162 - BOYS LIE |
|
222 - Boys are great every girl should own a few |
|
265 - EAT MY NAPPY |
|
266 - Dad's little angel NOT! |
|
267 - Will work for milk |
|
268 - I'm not just perfect I'm Thai too |
|
269 - If you think I'm cute you should see my mommy |
|
270 - DAYCARE SUCKS |
|
271 - Am I cute or what? |
|
593 - Satan's little helper |
|
754 - WHATEVER |
|
775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
|
819 - No! I will not grow up! |
|
893 - SPARKLING |
|
961 - WHEN I GROW UP |
|
1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
|
1016 - RICE CRISPIES II |
|
1029 - DAD'S FOR LIFE |
|
1044 - SPECIAL BUS |
|
1052 - GROWING UP |
|
1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
|
1162 - CONDOMS don't WORK |
|
1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
|
1220 - CLEVERLY DISGUISED |
|
1276 - JAILBAIT |
|
1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
|
1337 - LIVE TO BE 8 |
|
1352 - RAINBOW |
|
1493 - I don't swear but my brother's a fucker for it! |
|
1541 - I'm just working here til I can find a good fast food job |
|
1576 - Obsolete Child |
|
1623 - Saw it! Wanted it! Had a fit! Got it!!! |
|
1639 - My 'inner child' is a mean little bastard |
|
1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
|
1715 - I'm Pingu and I made them do it |
|
1727 - In the shopping centre of the mind I'm in the toy store |
|
1774 - Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah?. |
|
1816 - Assistant Trader Scum |
|
1819 - Trader Scumlet |
|
1822 - Student Scum |
|
1863 - When I grow up I want to be an outrage to public decency |
|
1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
|
1974 - If we learn through our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education |
|
2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
|
2167 - I still ain't bovvered |
|
2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
|
2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
|
2178 - I was supposed to end up all over my momma's face |
|
2189 - Also available in ANGELIC |
|
2190 - Cute as a button not quite as bright |
|
2193 - Steam rules! |
|
2197 - Monkey Bum |
|
2215 - Arksk me if I'm bovvered, though |
|
2325 - Big Boy did it & ran away |
|
2334 - F: My Grandad's a Biker B: My Grandma's a bitch |
|
2338 - Perfect Little Bitch |
|
2339 - I think TV is gooder than books |
|
2341 - Little Miss Naughty |
|
2366 - Puppy Power |
|
2374 - wanapoo |
|
2408 - I'm not lost? I've run away! |
|
2409 - They look nice! I'm thirsty. Are you my mommy? |
|
2437 - Positively high maintenance |
|
2440 - Warning I have an attitude & I know how to use it! |
|
2489 - The only thing that's Green about me is the shit in my nappy (Glows in the dark too) |
|
2533 - When I turned 2 I was really anxious, because I?d doubled my age in a single year. I thought to myself, if this keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
|
2544 - I must be getting old coz I've stopped choosing my cereal for the toy |
|
2549 - You might only be young once, but you can be immature for ever |
|
2557 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents - and the second half by our children! |
|
2570 - Youth is wasted on adolescents! |
|
2571 - I'm not young enough to know everything |
|
2635 - Educated in a school where nuts are handled |
|
2639 - Mommy things I'm at Sunday school |
|
2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
|
2774 - I've stopped blaming my parents and started blaming my kids |
|
2808 - The Penguins made me do it! |
|
2818 - Future biker on board |
|
2829 - Where the hell was Madonna when I was in the orphanage? |
|
2839 - little infidel |
|
2848 - Come here bitch I'll give your tits a proper sucking! |
|
2881 - Ginja Ninja - japanise style |
|
2934 - Never compromise on safety Unless it looks like fun! |
|
2947 - Employ a Teenager Now!! While he still knows everything!! |
|
2967 - The Boss <--- |
|
3004 - I am way 2 kwl 2 have a kid brother in junior school |
|
3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
|
3035 - Princess of the Universe |
|
3077 - Mommy & Daddy are getting divorced and It's all my fault. |
|
3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
|
3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Life T-Shirts » |
4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
|
5 - Smashing Shoes, Baby
Wanna Shag? |
|
8 - Many a true word spoken with electrodes on your scrotum |
|
15 - Monday a shit time to spend 1/7th of your life |
|
17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
|
24 - After you were born... they chlorinated the gene pool |
|
36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
|
82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
|
86 - The grass is always greener over the septic tank |
|
114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
|
175 - My next wife is going to be normal |
|
181 - If worse comes to worst, we're fucked |
|
201 - A fridge too far |
|
225 - Even dirty old men need loving |
|
241 - The meek shall inherit the earth - but not its mineral rights |
|
253 - Shit really does happen |
|
275 - If I were all in perfect proportion I would be 11 feet tall |
|
277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
|
296 - I've been married a year & my job still sucks |
|
306 - I'm gonna live forever or die trying |
|
315 - The government isn't doing its job I still have some money |
|
360 - Grandchildren: God's reward for parents who survive |
|
362 - Young at heart? Slightly older in other places |
|
380 - Old Age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives |
|
384 - I always have lots of month left at the end of my money |
|
424 - Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone |
|
442 - If it's fast, flies or fucks it's cheaper to rent it |
|
515 - TRUST NO ONE |
|
584 - Don't marry, be happy |
|
592 - Over the hill What hill? Where? When? I can't even remember a hill |
|
601 - F: S A S Special Apathy Service B: Who cares who wins |
|
613 - I'm gonna keep having children until I get one that likes me |
|
626 - Alzheimer's is Awesome - you get to shag somebody new every day |
|
653 - My body is a dustbin |
|
658 - Always in the shit it's only the depth that varies |
|
668 - Yummy! said Pooh, as piglet turned on the spit. |
|
674 - I started out in business with nothing, and I still have most of it left |
|
691 - GREED IS GREAT |
|
696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
|
782 - Women spend more time thinking about what men think about, than men spend thinking about anything |
|
810 - More Honey said Pooh, as he tasted Piglet's basting |
|
894 - CAN'T BEAR KIDS |
|
930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
|
949 - SKI |
|
959 - EX GAVE EVERYTHING |
|
993 - WUCKIG MURDDS |
|
1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
|
1007 - NOT BIG NOT CLEVER |
|
1008 - MONKEY SPANK |
|
1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
|
1015 - PMMS |
|
1017 - ANY ANY ANY |
|
1018 - ONE PER VILLAGE |
|
1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
|
1026 - GIRO DOLEMAN |
|
1029 - DAD'S FOR LIFE |
|
1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
|
1038 - IKEA |
|
1039 - GET BLAME ANYWAY |
|
1040 - PINGU |
|
1041 - CHAOS, MAYHEM... |
|
1042 - SCATTERED SHOWERS |
|
1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
|
1046 - WHAT ATTITUDE ? |
|
1048 - FCUK UP FAIRY |
|
1049 - OLDER, WISER ? |
|
1050 - BORROXT |
|
1051 - FIRST PUSSY |
|
1053 - GOOD MORNING |
|
1055 - I can't believe it's not Buddha! |
|
1062 - WELL, OK THEN. |
|
1063 - LOOSE LIPS |
|
1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
|
1065 - DAD WANTED BLOW |
|
1068 - MASS MURDER |
|
1069 - AFTER LUNCHTIME |
|
1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
|
1072 - PREMATURE GENOCIDE |
|
1075 - SPARTACUS IN WOME |
|
1081 - 181 |
|
1082 - BWIAN THE WOBBER |
|
1083 - FREAKS ARE PEOPLE |
|
1087 - BLH BGH |
|
1088 - BLH BLH |
|
1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
|
1092 - JUST SAY SO |
|
1094 - SPENT ON DRINK |
|
1095 - EVIL MONKEY |
|
1100 - GO OUT / STAY HOME |
|
1103 - NOT A TWAT, HONEST |
|
1104 - SPARTACUS / TARZAN |
|
1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
|
1110 - SPANK CHEEKY |
|
1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
|
1113 - FAT |
|
1116 - LIKE YOUR SHOES |
|
1120 - 6 LETTER ORGASM |
|
1122 - BORN AGAIN ATHEIST |
|
1123 - EATING DISORDER |
|
1124 - SUBSTANCE ENTH 2 |
|
1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
|
1127 - MISS RIGHT |
|
1128 - HUSBAND WON'T LIKE |
|
1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
|
1130 - DOUBLE DECKER DOG |
|
1131 - NORMAL PEOPLE |
|
1132 - EAT A HORSE |
|
1133 - DEEP / MACHO |
|
1135 - FC WOBBLE A STICK |
|
1136 - FC POKE IN EYE |
|
1137 - DUMB DOWN |
|
1138 - BNOK IMMEASURABLY |
|
1139 - USED TO FUCK STUPID |
|
1142 - PROPER OFF The HOOK |
|
1143 - PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
|
1144 - LIKTWAT |
|
1146 - BEAUTY SCHOOL |
|
1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
|
1149 - JOBZAGOODUN |
|
1151 - GIRTH CONTROL |
|
1153 - IMAGINE...APES |
|
1156 - BODY LIKE MINE |
|
1158 - URBAN GORILLA |
|
1162 - CONDOMS don't WORK |
|
1163 - CAN'T BE ARSED |
|
1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
|
1167 - DON'T DO P.C. |
|
1169 - GROWING OLD |
|
1172 - BOTTOM FEEDER |
|
1176 - BINGE DRINKER |
|
1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
|
1180 - ADVERTISE HERE |
|
1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
|
1182 - KEEP IT VAGUE |
|
1185 - SELF-DIAGNOSIS |
|
1190 - KEEP SMILING |
|
1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
|
1192 - THINK BEYOND BOX |
|
1193 - DO NOT BREED |
|
1198 - REINCARNATION |
|
1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
|
1205 - 7 LANGUAGES |
|
1206 - FUCKYAIFYACAN'T |
|
1207 - IMMEDIATE STRANGERS |
|
1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
|
1210 - BETTER IN MIRROR |
|
1215 - TRIED GROUP SEX |
|
1220 - CLEVERLY DISGUISED |
|
1223 - INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS |
|
1224 - STARTING TO DIG |
|
1226 - LET THERE BE LIGHT |
|
1228 - ATHEIST ORGASM |
|
1230 - SPEED OF DARK |
|
1231 - LATIN - DIVORCE |
|
1234 - 3 NUMBER 3 |
|
1235 - I AM I DO |
|
1236 - MONGREL |
|
1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
|
1238 - GUILTY BYSTANDER |
|
1239 - MONOSYLLABIC |
|
1240 - CLOSET CLAUSTROPHOBIC |
|
1243 - HOW FIT ? |
|
1244 - THANK YOU |
|
1249 - ALL RELAXED MUSCLE |
|
1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
|
1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
|
1255 - CRIPPLES ON PISS |
|
1256 - CRIPPLES LAND BETTER |
|
1259 - DANGEROUS |
|
1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
|
1281 - FRIDGE LIGHT |
|
1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
|
1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
|
1299 - MUM LIKE A SISTER |
|
1301 - LONG SQUAWK |
|
1302 - WHAT IF SHIT... |
|
1304 - INNER BLONDE |
|
1305 - ENTERPRISE BELTS |
|
1306 - IF PIGS COULD FLY |
|
1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
|
1309 - DIGITAL ANALOGUE |
|
1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
|
1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
|
1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
|
1315 - MARRIED MEN FORGET |
|
1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
|
1317 - CLOSET REDNECK |
|
1320 - SPECIAL PARKING |
|
1321 - S&M&M |
|
1322 - SAFE SEX IN WALES |
|
1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
|
1325 - EVEN MY MUM |
|
1326 - MY MUM WAS YOUNG |
|
1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
|
1331 - CLICK ME NEKKID |
|
1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
|
1335 - DIVORCED COUSIN |
|
1337 - LIVE TO BE 8 |
|
1338 - OFTEN |
|
1340 - LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA ! |
|
1341 - OWN NUDE SCENES |
|
1342 - HECK |
|
1343 - 18 YR OLD BODY |
|
1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
|
1345 - DARK AFRAID |
|
1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
|
1347 - WANT TO FIT IN ? |
|
1348 - FABULOUS |
|
1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
|
1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
|
1351 - LESBIAN ? |
|
1352 - RAINBOW |
|
1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
|
1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
|
1356 - DAY RELEASE |
|
1358 - SATURDAY |
|
1360 - GOD KNOWS |
|
1361 - EMPLOYEE |
|
1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
|
1363 - JUST LIKE YOU |
|
1365 - LIVE TO REGRET |
|
1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
|
1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
|
1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
|
1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
|
1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
|
1374 - CHESS / KICKBOX |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1378 - FCEK |
|
1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
|
1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
|
1392 - VARIETY |
|
1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1395 - I FEEL SORRY |
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1396 - WANT YOUR HELP ? |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1400 - TILL DEATH DO US PARTY |
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1401 - SAME TWAT |
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1402 - NATURAL BODY |
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1403 - CLONING GOES WRONG |
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1406 - GREATSHAG.COM |
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1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
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1408 - LAST 3 PINTS |
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1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
|
1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
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1417 - Back on my barstool |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1419 - Multi-Task? I can yawn & scratch my nuts at the same time |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1424 - Lardman the buffet slayer |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
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1429 - I am not a fucking happy camper |
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1430 - Zip Club |
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1434 - Racist?.I'm not even in a hurry |
|
1435 - It's all about me! |
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1436 - Ooligan on ollyday |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
|
1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
|
1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1444 - |
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1447 - Few Problems High Explosive |
|
1451 - Fairies Kick Ass |
|
1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
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1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
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1457 - Eager Beaver? |
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1458 - I love my home |
|
1459 - Am I dyslexic? |
|
1460 - Dyslexics have more !fnu |
|
1461 - Mona |
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1462 - FC*K off - fashionable and polite |
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1463 - In dog years, I'm dead |
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1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
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1465 - My wife knows all my erroneous zones |
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1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
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1467 - Oi Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1469 - ROOT 69 |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1474 - Usual Suspect |
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1475 - My imaginary friend says you're deranged |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1481 - Not computer friendly |
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1482 - Who did your face? |
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1483 - lcuky fcuk |
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1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1488 - Yes, they are mine! They're paid for! |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1491 - It's all in the wrist |
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1493 - I don't swear but my brother's a fucker for it! |
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1498 - |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
|
1508 - I don't sweat the petty things? |
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1509 - Whoop de fcukin do! |
|
1510 - I was born ugly, what's your excuse? |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1514 - Old age & treachery always beats youth & skill |
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1517 - Damn!! I got old quick |
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1518 - If I knew I was gonna live this long I'd have taken better care of myself |
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1521 - fcukaholic |
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1522 - I continue to fight the losing battle |
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1525 - I'm a student but today I've got no class |
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1530 - Looking for true love? |
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1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1541 - I'm just working here til I can find a good fast food job |
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1543 - My wife's idea of a threesome is bitch bitch bitch |
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1547 - If only? Stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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1548 - I started out drawing on my arm?now look at me! |
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1552 - When choosing between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried yet |
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1556 - Getting stuck up shit creek without a paddle taught me not to bite my nails |
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1565 - I could solve all the Worlds problems but I don't have enough bullets |
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1567 - Success has a thousand fathers, failure is a bastard |
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1571 - I'd leave tomorrow if I knew how to pack |
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1573 - Man in love with dimple makes brave mistake marrying whole girl |
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1574 - Marriage: The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the licence |
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1586 - Even if you could understand women, you'd never believe it! |
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1587 - My Pagan friends worship the ground I walk on. |
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1589 - Nature always sides with the hidden flaw |
|
1590 - Maths illiteracy affects 11 out of every 6 people |
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1592 - Pray to the Lord but row away from the rocks |
|
1597 - The meek are getting ready! |
|
1598 - My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot! |
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1601 - My Doctor said it's okay for me to be around sharp objects again..! |
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1603 - Not only am I am a master of suspense, but I |
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1604 - Jonses? I can't keep up with the Simpsons! |
|
1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
|
1606 - Why be pessimistic? It won't work anyway |
|
1608 - Sometimes the best solution is to find another problem! |
|
1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
|
1623 - Saw it! Wanted it! Had a fit! Got it!!! |
|
1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
|
1631 - There's no life like low life |
|
1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
|
1653 - Overworked & underlaid |
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1656 - My ex hates me when I'm drunk but I hate her when I'm sober |
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1658 - Not computer friendly |
|
1662 - I'm not a ventriloquist, just a dummy |
|
1666 - After I've finished my astrology course, who knows what the future will hold for me |
|
1669 - I don't watch much porn, 2 or 3 minutes is usually enough |
|
1673 - My mind fell apart a few years ago |
|
1675 - I aimed low in life and missed anyway |
|
1683 - Punishing myself |
|
1688 - Where else but Wales |
|
1690 - Oh no! Not another learning experience |
|
1693 - Aged to Perfection |
|
1697 - All I can hear is: |
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1704 - Say just one wrong word and I'll pack up and go fishing! |
|
1712 - Give her my feckin house |
|
1713 - looking for a good fantasy |
|
1722 - Just a child with a paycheque |
|
1723 - Silly is a state of mind |
|
1724 - Stupidity got us into this mess |
|
1726 - I have an XT brain in a Pentium world |
|
1727 - In the shopping centre of the mind I'm in the toy store |
|
1733 - Wrinkled for your pleasure |
|
1736 - I'd give you a piece of my mind |
|
1740 - Anyone can quit smoking |
|
1743 - Let's get chocolate faced |
|
1746 - Oh, you mind reader, you! |
|
1762 - The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, |
|
1782 - Some push the envelope Some just lick it and some can't even find the flap |
|
1785 - What fuckin plot? |
|
1875 - Pike just nicked it |
|
1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
|
1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
|
1891 - At the end of the day, what the fuck? |
|
1896 - Slag Magnet |
|
1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
|
1912 - Titanic |
|
1915 - Another partial success |
|
1918 - If I thought he would leave, I'd pack for him! |
|
1920 - The Idiot has left the village |
|
1926 - Now then, what time's high tide? |
|
1936 - I just lost 9 stone & I'm fucked if I'm going looking for the bitch! |
|
1938 - Chief Muppeteer |
|
1943 - Outstanding in my field, since Thursday |
|
1948 - I caught crabs in Bradford & it hasn't even got a fuckin' seaside! |
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1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
|
1962 - Cinderella married for money |
|
1967 - I'd enjoy the day more if it started later! |
|
1972 - Every day is the dawn of a new error! |
|
1977 - I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am |
|
1979 - Is there life before Death? |
|
1980 - Just as I was getting used to yesterday? along came today |
|
1982 - I have enough money to last me the rest of my life? as long as I don't want to buy anything! |
|
1985 - Happiness can't buy money! |
|
1995 - A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain |
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1996 - |
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2000 - Fuck Not with the Force You Do! - Yoda |
|
2003 - Fuck you and all of your voices |
|
2005 - Scattered fucking showers my arse! Farmyard Party 2005 |
|
2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
|
2009 - Toys Am We Birmingham branch opening soon |
|
2010 - I looked up my family tree and half of them were still living in it! |
|
2017 - I fake it for new shoes |
|
2019 - Where would Christians be today if Jesus had smartened himself up for the court appearance? |
|
2020 - Say NO to the Euro! Keep the Giro! |
|
2022 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the vegetarians would stop eating it! |
|
2024 - Lying thieving scumbag shopkeeper |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2037 - Widow in waiting |
|
2056 - Never say never Ooops, said it twice |
|
2057 - Vagrant |
|
2064 - I'm not sure if I'm living the dream or dreaming the life |
|
2065 - Helping men avoid eye contact since 10,000 BC |
|
2071 - Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr, this is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse |
|
2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
|
2077 - I speak Blonde like an unbleached natural |
|
2079 - I talk bollocks like a native |
|
2080 - I speak Alcoholic like a natural |
|
2082 - Blonde is my mother tongue She was blonde too! |
|
2083 - I'd rather persuade you to leave than make you come! |
|
2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
|
2085 - Don't expect humour This is a work shirt |
|
2086 - Don't get caught! looking here |
|
2087 - I speak blonde like a? er, um?. Blonde |
|
2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
|
2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
|
2097 - Who needs Keep-Fat lessons? I do it naturally |
|
2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
|
2102 - Hung like a chipmunk |
|
2106 - My education is nearly as well-rounded as my figure! |
|
2109 - It's impossible to work with cockroaches! When you turn on the lights they all run away! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
|
2117 - My wife got a new vibrator, now she never takes it out the box |
|
2119 - Is Moby Dick contagious? |
|
2122 - I can't decide, therefore, I'm probably not! Or am I? |
|
2124 - Don't think! You might spoil your reputation! |
|
2125 - I am a Local Person but the t-shirt is from Bangladesh! |
|
2129 - I can see the potential, but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2131 - Welcome to Britain (made in China) |
|
2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
|
2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
|
2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
|
2143 - I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! |
|
2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
|
2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
|
2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
|
2167 - I still ain't bovvered |
|
2175 - Slow Metabolism - veryfastpiearm |
|
2179 - Come back Guy Fawkes All is forgiven |
|
2181 - My Ex-Wife is the foundation of my patio |
|
2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
|
2186 - Hazard to Myself |
|
2194 - |
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2206 - I knew I shouldn't have got legs from Milwaukee |
|
2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
|
2216 - I am great and yet, I am humble |
|
2224 - Think of me as three fit blokes all rolled into one |
|
2225 - |
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2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
|
2230 - I used to think life was too short?.until I got married |
|
2232 - Everything I eat turns to shit! What's wrong with me? |
|
2234 - I took my wife to the dogfight last night?.she won! |
|
2245 - I always say the first thing that comes into my head?Mainly because I'm scared there might not be anything else! |
|
2253 - After my exI need Viagra just to help me forget!! |
|
2273 - If you can read this the bastard has fallen off again |
|
2287 - Been there, ate that, couldn't fit the t-shirt! |
|
2317 - There's no silver lining without a fucking cloud |
|
2318 - It was all downhill after the cider! |
|
2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
|
2340 - It's all about the crack so it is! |
|
2346 - You'll do! |
|
2354 - I can see the potential but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2355 - My anonimity precedes me! |
|
2356 - I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian |
|
2358 - Too soon Old Too late Smart |
|
2359 - You non conformists are all alike! |
|
2360 - Marriage has cured my fear of being alone |
|
2363 - Body by Beer |
|
2380 - If I were getting smart with you? How would you know? |
|
2392 - |
|
2406 - Don't let the body fool you, my real punishment awaits me in hell |
|
2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
|
2432 - I wish I was mature but not in a cheese way! |
|
2434 - |
|
2435 - Men: Can't live with 'em Can't play mind games without 'em |
|
2442 - If all else fails, I still have my valley ewes |
|
2443 - Some days, you're the pidgeon, Others, the statue |
|
2446 - Thank You for making me feel so superior |
|
2448 - Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference |
|
2450 - eye heart Pi |
|
2454 - All stressed out and nobody to choke |
|
2455 - I'm happy on the inside Now, Fuck Off! |
|
2457 - Air Guitarist, no strings attached |
|
2458 - Fairies Kick Ass |
|
2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
|
2465 - Don't let reality ruin your day |
|
2472 - BUSH is just a polite word for CUNT |
|
2473 - OK, I'll fuck you but only to prove I have a GSOH |
|
2475 - In the beginning, man made God, and then the problems started |
|
2476 - Religion is the problem, Is God the answer? |
|
2478 - Fear is fleeting. Regret is forever! |
|
2479 - What's the sign language for: 'And this is how I lost my arms'? |
|
2480 - What about my rights? I'm an anglo-saxon aborigine |
|
2482 - Fuck the world & let's get high poem |
|
2487 - Not my Brain |
|
2492 - Propa Wonka |
|
2494 - Who says the same matter can't occupy two spaces? |
|
2496 - Do not disturb Already disturbed |
|
2498 - Drummer |
|
2499 - Fuck off - Japanese |
|
2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
|
2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
|
2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
|
2508 - Normal people freak me out |
|
2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
|
2512 - Meh! |
|
2514 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm eating for all of us |
|
2516 - In case of rape this side up |
|
2519 - I am the git |
|
2522 - Genetically engineered to flip burgers |
|
2526 - Political Correctness: Is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unpopular, jobsworth bureaucracy, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
|
2527 - F: 666% Lucky B: If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all! |
|
2528 - Why do we get old too soon, & wise too late? |
|
2529 - As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away, and your children ignore you. There are other advantages, of course, but these are the outstanding ones. |
|
2531 - I wasn't in the obituaries this morning?so here I am |
|
2533 - When I turned 2 I was really anxious, because I?d doubled my age in a single year. I thought to myself, if this keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
|
2534 - Time is a great healer, but a rubbish beautician |
|
2535 - Experience has taught me that I've learnt nothing from experience |
|
2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
|
2537 - Exercise daily eat wisely die anyway |
|
2538 - Wisdom usually comes with age? but in my case age just showed up all by itself. |
|
2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
|
2540 - I refuse to admit that I am over 25, even if that makes my children illegitimate |
|
2541 - Age is just a number - mine is unlisted |
|
2542 - F: I'm gonna live forever! B: So far, so good. |
|
2544 - I must be getting old coz I've stopped choosing my cereal for the toy |
|
2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
|
2547 - I'd like to achieve immortality through my work?But I'd rather do it through not dying. |
|
2548 - I have a profound respect for old age, especially when it's bottled. |
|
2549 - You might only be young once, but you can be immature for ever |
|
2550 - I'd retire, but I'm no good at crosswords |
|
2551 - I may well have lost my mind, but I don't miss it! |
|
2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
|
2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
|
2555 - When I was a kid there were no paedophiles?We had to buy our own sweeties! |
|
2556 - I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart |
|
2557 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents - and the second half by our children! |
|
2558 - Whenever I download Porn, I sit there willing my computer not to go down on me?? |
|
2560 - Can you remember? When the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
|
2561 - Wrinkles are hereditary I got mine from my kids! |
|
2562 - My blood type has been discontinued |
|
2563 - I'm in the prime of my senility |
|
2564 - I am ready to meet my maker, but I'm not so sure he is ready to meet me |
|
2565 - I read the obituaries this morning? Why do people die in alphabetical order?? |
|
2566 - Sometimes, I dream of going back to my youth, but then I remember?Algebra!! |
|
2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
|
2568 - Why should men act their age when women won't even admit it? |
|
2569 - When you start to think nobody cares whether you live of die, try missing a couple of mortgage payments |
|
2570 - Youth is wasted on adolescents! |
|
2571 - I'm not young enough to know everything |
|
2572 - My little voices say I never listen |
|
2573 - The internet went down on me last night - Best porn site ever!!! |
|
2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
|
2575 - I still enjoy sex at 75, even though I live at 79 |
|
2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
|
2577 - I have been suffering with memory loss since as far back as I can remember |
|
2578 - If a schizophrenic is alone in the woods, can anyone hear the voices? |
|
2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
|
2582 - If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber - Albert Einstein |
|
2584 - Age is a high price to pay for maturity |
|
2586 - Ride like the wind!! |
|
2587 - Hic Fvte Lvdvs Militorvm |
|
2588 - Partial continuous attention |
|
2589 - There's a lot of things you don't appreciate about school until you get older? Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman - stuff you'd pay good money for later in life! |
|
2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
|
2593 - Notice to Greenpeace please do not push me back in the water |
|
2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
|
2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
|
2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
|
2599 - I am an owner operator I am not a wanker |
|
2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
|
2602 - I work for money you want loyalty get a dog ! |
|
2607 - Line em up, Barkeep I'm self medicating |
|
2608 - Costa del sunbed |
|
2609 - I'll be anybody's for a packet of peanuts |
|
2610 - Has anyone read the script? |
|
2611 - Procrastination is the future |
|
2612 - Plan? Do I look like I've got a fucking plan? |
|
2613 - Don't bother, mate, I've heard ducks fart before |
|
2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
|
2615 - 9 Inches !! |
|
2616 - What are you trying to say? |
|
2617 - Ha, Ha! Natural selection missed me |
|
2618 - I tried to get disability benefit for tourettes and the fucking pencil pushing twat bastards wanted me to cunting prove it! How fuckin fucked is that? |
|
2620 - I spent 2 hours doing my hair and then left it at home |
|
2622 - I think my girlfriend might be a mermaid... Her tail smells of fish |
|
2623 - I may have a dirty mind but I still have my sanitary |
|
2625 - Anything good you hear about me will be all lies!! |
|
2626 - Dedicated non thinker |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
|
2633 - Cooler than a polar bear's bollocks |
|
2634 - Live without a bike is no life at all |
|
2636 - This t-shirt not available in urdu |
|
2637 - No added chemicals, no artificial colourings. The real thing since 1957 |
|
2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
|
2639 - Mommy things I'm at Sunday school |
|
2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
|
2644 - More smiles per gallon with a bike |
|
2645 - It would be very sad to die without ever really living! |
|
2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
|
2648 - How dare you demand equal pay, when you can't even lift heavy things?! |
|
2649 - I never missed Sundae school |
|
2650 - Away with the Stella Fairies. Back in the morning |
|
2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
|
2652 - Can I fuddle duddle with your wibbly wobblies? |
|
2653 - I ride the evil twin! |
|
2655 - Stick around you make me feel better about myself |
|
2656 - This is the shirt I wear when I have nothing to say |
|
2657 - Slogan not in use |
|
2658 - She shakes us |
|
2659 - I'm wearing this shirt because I'd feel naked without it |
|
2660 - Hand in hand gland in hand hand in gland gland in gland |
|
2663 - Have you ever stopped to think, and then forgotten to start again? |
|
2665 - Jurassic Dork |
|
2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
|
2668 - W well K known D drunk |
|
2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
|
2673 - Easily fed |
|
2674 - Some people are just passengers in life Others can't even get on the bus |
|
2678 - Yes It fucking did hurt! |
|
2680 - Inked rebel |
|
2681 - Nice Tattoo did you do it yourself? |
|
2684 - Ink Addict |
|
2685 - All it takes is a little prick |
|
2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
|
2688 - Try not to think about sex starting? Now tricky isn?t it? |
|
2692 - Nice ink! What tribe are you from? |
|
2693 - Sit on my face & I'll guess your time of month |
|
2696 - If you make a cunt of yourself? At least you'll have a plaything |
|
2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
|
2700 - Know bikes Know freedom |
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2701 - I ran out of hair? so I dyed my head |
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2704 - My home has more wheels than your bike!! |
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2706 - Bulaemia is nothing to barf at |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
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2709 - Bondage knot for everyone |
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2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
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2712 - Excuse me, my train of thought has missed it's connection |
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2714 - Master of my own Density |
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2715 - I only ate half the pies |
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2717 - Pizza Slut |
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2720 - You may call me: 'Mac who hangs with wankers' |
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2721 - You could be my next ex-husband |
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2722 - You could be my next ex-wife |
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2723 - Can the Pied Piper play anything in Urdu? |
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2724 - Hardcore Apathist |
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2725 - Most people have at least one good point? Mine is that I'm easy |
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2727 - Vegetarian Ancient Navajo word for 'bad hunter' |
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2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
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2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
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2731 - Keeping anorexia at bay one pie at a time |
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2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
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2734 - 3 ex wives & 4 barmen to support |
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2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
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2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
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2739 - No tools kept in this t-shirt overnight |
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2740 - If at second you don't succeed Deja-vu was wasted on you! |
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2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
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2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
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2748 - Make haste slowly Festina Lente |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2753 - More madness than method |
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2755 - Blubberry Who says fat chavs can't be stylish |
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2761 - Supreme executive power Derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony |
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2762 - Welcome to the Isle of Man Now get back across! |
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2763 - E.P. go home |
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2765 - Female horologist wanted to put a face and 2 hands on this |
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2766 - City of culture my arse I've got more culture in my yoghurt |
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2768 - Better to have loved, and lost, than be stuck with the psycho bitch for the rest of your life! |
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2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
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2771 - I may not be as fit as I once was? but I make upf ro it in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment |
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2773 - I'm a bad influence |
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2774 - I've stopped blaming my parents and started blaming my kids |
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2776 - Multi trophies winner |
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2777 - Don't believe everything you read tattooed on a stripper's arse |
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2778 - Don't interfere with a dragon's affairs? For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup |
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2779 - Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot? |
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2780 - Paddy made me do it! |
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2782 - Fuzzy, not stupid |
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2783 - I don't do mingers but my mates do |
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2784 - Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat |
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2785 - Trying is the first step to failure |
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2786 - George W Bush went to Iraq to find Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he came back with is this lousy t-shirt |
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2787 - Cum on Eileen?I know I did |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2791 - Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! |
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2792 - Banger racers do it from behind |
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2794 - To err is human to forgive, divine, and to really fuck things up, you need a computer |
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2796 - Window shopper |
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2798 - Tattooed & Proud |
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2799 - Evil from the needle |
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2800 - Old bikers never die? they just ride off into Hell |
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2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
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2805 - Cheese is food for the soul |
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2807 - My girlfriend's a redhead Mad Sunday was a Breeze! |
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2809 - Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker |
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2810 - No, No! Not the voices again! |
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2812 - London 2012 Friday Night Pentathlon |
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2815 - Nutter Magnet |
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2816 - This weekend I shall be mostly taking the piss |
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2819 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2820 - Gimmemorathat Faalin doon watta |
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2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
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2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
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2825 - I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar |
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2827 - Leave it in! |
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2828 - I'm always going out on a limb |
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2829 - Where the hell was Madonna when I was in the orphanage? |
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2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
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2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
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2832 - DFC |
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2833 - Size Zero?ish |
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2834 - My other t-shirt is still at Heathrow |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2837 - Resist Futility |
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2839 - little infidel |
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2840 - I don't need the internet? my wife knows everything |
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2841 - I really believe in the whole multi-culturalism thing? and so does me bitch |
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2842 - No known friends |
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2843 - Dippy Tart |
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2844 - Binge Wanker |
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2845 - I've had more senior moments than I can remember |
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2849 - Go Green You know it makes sense |
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2850 - I'll never phone the enema helpline again?they were very rude to me |
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2854 - One swallow doesn?t make us an item |
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2856 - Can I have fries with that, please? |
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2857 - My mid-life crisis, my problem! |
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2859 - Tip for the day: Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it or shag it, piss on it and walk away |
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2861 - I would gladly die for you?But can we shag a few times before you ask me to prove it? |
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2862 - Gonnae no do that! |
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2863 - My wife's the Black Sheep of the family, look ewe! |
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2864 - 22 out of every 7 people are confused by fractions, but they know all about pie! |
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2865 - I used to be highly unstable until the doctors put me on aluminium |
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2867 - To be honest with you?Id have to change the habits of a lifetime |
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2868 - I survived sad Monday |
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2870 - In't wanking brilliant |
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2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
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2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
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2875 - Most of the time, live rolls along smoothly? but now and again the wheels fall off |
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2877 - Snog, Blow job, Anal? not everything in life should be in alphabetic order |
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2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2881 - Ginja Ninja - japanise style |
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2884 - I survived hitting a tree at 120MPH and all I've got to show for it is this lousy brain injury |
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2886 - Equal Justice |
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2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2889 - Stormdrain the castle Northernmost event on the 2008 biker wellie circuit |
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2893 - Born to fart |
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2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
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2917 - And the lord said unto Moses: 'Come forth' he came fifth and lost his dole money. |
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2922 - I've got life all fack to bront |
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2923 - Dog handler |
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2927 - If it moves, fuck it! If it doesn't move, stroke it 'til it moves, then fuck it! |
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2930 - If I'm staring at your missus please feel free to kick the shit out of my guide dog |
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2934 - Never compromise on safety Unless it looks like fun! |
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2943 - Special needs |
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2944 - F: Piece of cake!!! B: Q: How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
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2961 - My name's Bob and I'm an alcoholic There, now that I'm not anonymous I don?t have to be part of your club!! |
|
2964 - Cocaine in Spain stays mainly on my brain |
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2967 - The Boss <--- |
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2981 - If I could care less, I would! |
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2982 - If I were two-faced I'd be wearing the other one! |
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2983 - Lower your taxes shoot a politician!! |
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2985 - Eureka!! I think I've invented perpetual motion? I started at the bottom and I'm still going downhill! |
|
2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
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2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2992 - Living proof that evolution is bi-directional |
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2994 - I ride |
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2997 - I'm wearing this because I can't find my camouflage shirt! |
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3001 - How can something so small get me into so much trouble? |
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3003 - They're all weird except me! |
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3004 - I am way 2 kwl 2 have a kid brother in junior school |
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3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
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3006 - Press button to be spoken to in a language of my choice |
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3008 - Why isn't phonetics spelt the way it sounds? |
|
3009 - Make laziness history bring back poverty! |
|
3014 - I'm aitch ay fookin pee pee why! |
|
3015 - Test your rev limiter every day |
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3016 - Mile high club prospect so far the best I've managed is a wank on a train |
|
3017 - I used to think I was fallible, but I was wrong |
|
3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
|
3022 - Fat is the new thin |
|
3024 - I haven't been feeling myself lately which I suppose is a good thing |
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3025 - Visit Wales So many sheep, you'll never get stuck with an ugly one. |
|
3026 - If you were a midget?you'd only be half as ugly! |
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3028 - It was a little bit difficult for me, going to alcoholics anonymous - George Best |
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3032 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
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3037 - Gimp my Bride |
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3040 - If it ain't got fur, it ain't fun! |
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3042 - I'm completely unoverawed |
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3045 - Retard A compliment in Yorkshire |
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3047 - If it weren't so richly deserved, your adulation would be really embarrassing |
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3049 - Tragically, I was an only twin - Peter Cook |
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3050 - My old dad once told me: 'son, you can't run away from your problems!'? You know, I still treasure that postcard |
|
3052 - What's the opposite of 'Vive la france'? |
|
3053 - My Chinese is comme ci, comme ca |
|
3055 - I used to think: 'Coq au vin' meant 'sex in a lorry' |
|
3057 - It's always Darkest when the generator packs up! |
|
3059 - Should Anal Retentive have a hyphen? |
|
3060 - I'm schizophrenic but I'm good people! |
|
3061 - I was going to join the debating team? until somebody talked me out of it. |
|
3063 - Drink Drank Drunk |
|
3064 - Wolf in cheap clothing |
|
3067 - I really love my home, I've had my furniture arranged by Sinn Fein! |
|
3068 - I don't think much of your attitude, mate, it's way too suppository! |
|
3069 - It's not over until the fat lady has had seconds! |
|
3070 - I think my cows have come home to roost |
|
3071 - Be careful! Skating on thin ice could land you in hot water |
|
3072 - not the sharpest cookie in the jar! |
|
3073 - If you're lucky, you'll lose your looks as you get older |
|
3074 - I took a speed reading course and then read 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes? - It's about Russia! |
|
3076 - If it's love at first sight, take a good long second look!! |
|
3077 - Mommy & Daddy are getting divorced and It's all my fault. |
|
3079 - I can't be a pilot anymore, because I couldn't piss the fatness test |
|
3080 - Do they have running water where you come from? |
|
3081 - From now on I'd like to be known as a person of paleness |
|
3084 - You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead! |
|
3085 - Emma Chizitt |
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3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
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3087 - I once bought a book called: 'How to hug' Imagine my disappointment when I got home and realised it was Vol VI of the Encyclopaedia Britannica |
|
3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
|
3090 - I've been chased by women before, but not while I was awake! |
|
3091 - Why is xenophobia a foreign word?? |
|
3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
|
3093 - Our eyes met, and the ground lurched beneath my feet, and bells rang out? My God, I thought, I've finally found her! Then I remembered? we were in a lift. |
|
3094 - Even hookers want to know why we can't: 'just be friends' |
|
3095 - I'd like to see my ex in something flowing - the Zambezi |
|
3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3097 - I never thought woman were explosive until I dropped one |
|
3098 - Desperately seeking soulmate: GSOH, skin colour not essential. |
|
3099 - I think my wife's dead: sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up! |
|
3101 - I have nothing against queers, I just wouldn't want one marrying my daughter! |
|
3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
|
3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
|
3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
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3107 - I've lost my 6-pack, but replaced it with a party pack |
|
3108 - If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would choose it with anyone living. |
|
3109 - My first boyfriend was a lying bastard: told me he was from Wigan and gave me a french kiss. |
|
3110 - Monkey says relax |
|
3111 - I honestly am a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. |
|
3113 - Don't count your chickens until they have all crossed the road |
|
3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
|
3115 - Underpaid and still not worth it! |
|
3116 - Cliches should be avoided like the plague |
|
3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
|
3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
|
3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
|
3121 - Genetic Engineers fake their organisms |
|
3122 - When we split up, I shared the house equally with my ex-wife; she got the inside and I got the outside. |
|
3124 - During sex I fantasise that I am someone else |
|
3127 - Can you really afford to give anybody a piece of your mind?? |
|
3129 - Another twisted product of a sick society |
|
3130 - I don't know how I manage to be so humble! |
|
3131 - I've been born again, and breast feeding is much more fun this time! |
|
3133 - Technical error! Beer overload sensor malfunction. Pi55ed again! |
|
3135 - You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you |
|
3136 - I used to date an English teacher, but she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon |
|
3139 - I'm just thrilled I'm not you |
|
3140 - You live and learn and then you die and forget it all! |
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3141 - Never let an Aardvark near your cocaine |
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3143 - Why only one Monopolies Commission? |
|
3144 - I can't be arsed to stand up for myself |
|
3145 - What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? |
|
3146 - I don't do cruises I ain't no fool! I won't be fallin for that one again! |
|
3149 - 8 Foreign doctors 3 bombs no deaths Harold Shipman One syringe 300 Deaths Makes you proud to be British! |
|
3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
|
3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
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3154 - Dyslexic Scrabble champion |
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3156 - I'm going canooing, I may be a while |
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3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
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4303 - People spend so long reading this t-shirt that the never manage to look me in the eye and realise what a cunt I am |
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4304 - Legal & General
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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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10 - Communication is for wimps, real men beat sense into each other |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
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91 - I have a dick like a baby It weighs 3.2 kilos |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
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130 - Get wet or get hurt |
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141 - Nobody knows I'm a lesbian |
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152 - Care factor zero |
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166 - Caring Understanding Nineties Type |
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196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
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319 - Help I'm a lesbian trapped in the body of this huge ugly biker |
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320 - No guts no glory no scars no proof |
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323 - Live life 1/4 mile at a time |
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334 - 100% Pure Natural Stud |
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401 - I'm a transvestite but I dress like a lesbian |
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433 - At 200 MPH you've got no friends |
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473 - Ride it like you stole it |
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474 - Life's too short to suck |
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480 - Will race for beer |
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496 - Never send a human to do a machine's job |
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513 - GET DOWN ON IT |
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514 - Right up to the bumper, baby |
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569 - When we're not in action we're in traction |
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578 - If size doesn't count why am I so popular? |
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615 - I was taught by lesbians |
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648 - Been smashed there, wrecked that |
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649 - A dog is for life not just Saturday night |
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656 - Don't piss me off? My backyard is full already! |
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761 - The harder you push, the better it feels. |
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762 - Ride the arse af it! |
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764 - Shhh? nobody knows I'm a lesbian. |
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816 - When my wife's not looking, I turn lesbian |
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818 - MY BALLS ITCH |
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831 - If you can't win make sure the other fucker loses |
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839 - If you want to run with the big dogs stop pissing like a puppy |
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862 - 51% HE-MAN... |
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924 - DOGS BOLLOCKS |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1003 - TRINITY |
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1006 - LIFT HEAVY THINGS |
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1010 - JUST CALL ME AL |
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1028 - SMELL FANNY |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1038 - IKEA |
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1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
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1051 - FIRST PUSSY |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1069 - AFTER LUNCHTIME |
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1078 - MOUTHFULL |
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1080 - VENTRILOQUIST |
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1096 - I SHAGGED SPARTACUS |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1104 - SPARTACUS / TARZAN |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1133 - DEEP / MACHO |
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1145 - AVE IT |
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1153 - IMAGINE...APES |
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1155 - FIDO?S COJONES |
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1158 - URBAN GORILLA |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1171 - BIKE'S BLACK TOO |
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1177 - NOB |
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1182 - KEEP IT VAGUE |
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1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
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1196 - INVISIBLE MAN |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
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1227 - INHERENT VIOLENCE |
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1232 - CLEAN MOON |
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1241 - HITMAN |
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1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1259 - DANGEROUS |
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1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1291 - 18 COLLAR |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1317 - CLOSET REDNECK |
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1338 - OFTEN |
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1345 - DARK AFRAID |
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1363 - JUST LIKE YOU |
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1368 - PROPER TWAT |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1375 - LESBIANITY |
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1378 - FCEK |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
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1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
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1385 - COLOUR BABYGROW |
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1386 - IT'S BIG |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1396 - WANT YOUR HELP ? |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1399 - IT IS BIG... |
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1419 - Multi-Task? I can yawn & scratch my nuts at the same time |
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1444 - |
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1447 - Few Problems High Explosive |
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1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
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1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1508 - I don't sweat the petty things? |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1514 - Old age & treachery always beats youth & skill |
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1518 - If I knew I was gonna live this long I'd have taken better care of myself |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1529 - Dirty deeds done dirt cheap |
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1532 - Satisfaction: A belt-fed weapon |
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1533 - Wide open til you see God?.then brake |
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1535 - Making love to a younger woman can be dangerous? |
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1538 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance?. |
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1548 - I started out drawing on my arm?now look at me! |
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1554 - My vibrator has a kick start |
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1557 - Help I'm a biker trapped in the body of this uge ugly lesbian |
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1559 - Which part of kiss my arse don't you understand? |
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1568 - There is no such thing as a bad day shagging |
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1572 - Taste it! It's the future |
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1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
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1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
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1619 - Hard Worker willing to hump anything anywhere anytime |
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1625 - I'm not scared of speed it's crashing & burning that worries me |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1638 - Found it! Now my finger stinks |
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1641 - It used to be about all motorbikes |
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1646 - If you want more inches STROKE IT! |
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1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
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1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
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1651 - There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act |
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1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
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1657 - Satisfaction guaranfuckinteed |
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1661 - Reliable tool hire |
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1670 - Stone age Romeo |
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1672 - I refuse to die to Bananarama |
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1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
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1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
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1689 - I'll make you feel like a woman |
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1697 - All I can hear is: |
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1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
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1728 - If you don't limp you aint Shit |
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1739 - If you can't ride it or take it to bed, what's the point? |
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1740 - Anyone can quit smoking |
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1742 - I've never come across a pair of lips I didn't like |
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1745 - I don't care how wet it gets, I'm not sticking my finger in no dyke!! |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1763 - Explain what it was that made you think I would give a shit |
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1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
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1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
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1782 - Some push the envelope Some just lick it and some can't even find the flap |
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1791 - Tits, Arse, Gob & Gash not necessarily in that order |
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1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
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1855 - Get your coat, bitch, you've pulled |
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1857 - Okay, so I'm shallow, but give me a chance & I'll get as deep as you'll let me. |
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1870 - Women are for fun? not for life |
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1876 - Aren't women strange! They even moan when you make them happy! |
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1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
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1882 - I'd invite you for Pizza and a fuck, but I'm not hungry |
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1885 - Stand still while I take aim! |
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1887 - If I had a feminine side I'd play with it all day!! |
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1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
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1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
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1919 - I love riding twins... |
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1932 - Don't just stand there woman? Suck something! |
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1933 - Been there, done that, got the amputation! |
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1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
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1981 - How come Porn Stars have such tiny little dicks? |
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1996 - |
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2052 - Ram Bro the black Welsh action hero |
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2054 - I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would let me join! |
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2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2089 - What are you moaning about, woman, I'm having a great time! |
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2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
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2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
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2093 - Would this look big in your bum? |
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2095 - I wasn't born a Bastard I had to work at it! |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2101 - OK I was wrong I apologise.. Unfuck you |
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2103 - I'm not much good with miracles, but I can turn beer into piss! |
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2104 - I am not homophobic I quite like my house! |
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2105 - Far Canal - We've got the shirts if you've got the balls |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
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2121 - Please don't make me regret not shooting you |
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2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
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2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2165 - Le Coq Massif |
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2167 - I still ain't bovvered |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2184 - Don't ya wish your boyfriend had a cock like mine? |
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2185 - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck |
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2198 - If you ain't got a V8 you're shit! |
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2216 - I am great and yet, I am humble |
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2218 - I'd rather be tit-slapped than pussy-whipped |
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2219 - I'm multi-lingual I speak fluent crap! |
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2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
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2236 - PW Pussy Welfare |
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2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
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2238 - Warning: To a motivated queer, the phrase: 'I can't be arsed' is an irresistable challenge! |
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2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
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2242 - Out on Bail |
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2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
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2255 - Pole Dancing Instructor Own pole supplied |
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2260 - Old enough to know better?.But still young enough to do it anyway! |
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2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
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2271 - Tonight we drink Tomorrow we ride |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
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2284 - Fcuk fof |
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2286 - If you think my shoe size is big, check this out |
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2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
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2300 - I ride my bike to trailer shows |
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2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2327 - If I fall down wake me up if the bar is still open |
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2332 - Point me at the start line and step back, this is gonna get ugly! |
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2364 - |
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2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
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2379 - It's not what you eat it's how well you chew it! |
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2382 - It's only dirty if you do it right!! |
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2388 - White van man |
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2395 - Men who put women on pedestals rarely knock them off. |
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2396 - I knew those last 7 beers were going to get me! |
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2397 - I'm the TWAT you wish you could ride like |
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2398 - |
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2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2425 - Man?Machine?360 Corners?37 3/4 miles of road |
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2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
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2444 - You can shove my carbon footprint right up your arse! |
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2447 - Live for today ride like there's no tomorrow! |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2478 - Fear is fleeting. Regret is forever! |
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2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
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2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
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2513 - Crane drivers always get it up! |
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2517 - A doggy is not just for Christmas it's a great position all year long |
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2542 - F: I'm gonna live forever! B: So far, so good. |
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2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
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2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
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2564 - I am ready to meet my maker, but I'm not so sure he is ready to meet me |
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2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
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2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
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2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
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2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
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2603 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space |
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2604 - Plastic rocket no gay leathers |
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2613 - Don't bother, mate, I've heard ducks fart before |
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2624 - If it helps just think of me as a lesbian with a dick |
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2627 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are! |
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2633 - Cooler than a polar bear's bollocks |
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2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
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2640 - Does my arse look fast in this? |
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2648 - How dare you demand equal pay, when you can't even lift heavy things?! |
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2653 - I ride the evil twin! |
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2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
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2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2674 - Some people are just passengers in life Others can't even get on the bus |
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2678 - Yes It fucking did hurt! |
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2680 - Inked rebel |
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2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
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2708 - I'm fat hos intolerant |
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2728 - Bitch Beater |
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2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
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2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
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2773 - I'm a bad influence |
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2778 - Don't interfere with a dragon's affairs? For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup |
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2783 - I don't do mingers but my mates do |
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2787 - Cum on Eileen?I know I did |
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2797 - Pocket Dynamo Don't call me cute! |
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2798 - Tattooed & Proud |
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2799 - Evil from the needle |
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2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2803 - Health can suck my cock & Safety can kiss my arse |
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2807 - My girlfriend's a redhead Mad Sunday was a Breeze! |
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2809 - Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker |
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2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
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2823 - For hire? Go on, treat yourself |
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2826 - Less smoke more throttle |
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2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
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2837 - Resist Futility |
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2838 - I bet you I can fit a round peg into a star-shaped h*le |
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2841 - I really believe in the whole multi-culturalism thing? and so does me bitch |
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2844 - Binge Wanker |
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2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2848 - Come here bitch I'll give your tits a proper sucking! |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
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2853 - A woman's work is never done? Thant's why they get paid less! |
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2854 - One swallow doesn?t make us an item |
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2857 - My mid-life crisis, my problem! |
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2870 - In't wanking brilliant |
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2873 - I taught the stig |
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2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
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2880 - F: He's a gay <---- B: ?and him <--- |
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2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
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2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
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2909 - Pusy contains more calories than you think! |
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2915 - Keep punching 'til the lights go out! |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
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2923 - Dog handler |
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2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
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2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
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2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
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2934 - Never compromise on safety Unless it looks like fun! |
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2937 - Feel my whopper |
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2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
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2958 - It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark but we're wearing sunglesses? |
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2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
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2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
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2973 - I do all my own sluts |
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2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
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2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
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2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2981 - If I could care less, I would! |
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2988 - I'd rather think inside the box!! |
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2999 - I can't find my feminine side, can I play with yours? |
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3015 - Test your rev limiter every day |
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3044 - The chicken crossed the road because it fuckin felt like it, alright !!! |
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3045 - Retard A compliment in Yorkshire |
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3048 - Don't be calling me feckless, I'm not a bloody virgin! So I'm not! |
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3078 - Books are useless! I only ever read one book: 'To kill a mockingbird' and it gave me absolutely no insight into how to kill Mockingbirds! |
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3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
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3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
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3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
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3128 - I'm not arrogant. I'm just the best |
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3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
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3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
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3155 - Fisting preston |
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3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
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3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
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175 - My next wife is going to be normal |
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226 - You're never alone with Schizophrenia |
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232 - OK, so I'm cured of Schizophrenia, but where am I now when I need me? |
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291 - If you want to know all about paranoids, follow them around |
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292 - Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid |
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326 - Give masochists a fair crack of the whip |
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357 - Hello, fellow telepaths. You're fine How am I? |
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381 - Do Schizophrenics have to think twice |
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505 - Don't piss off the crazy person |
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515 - TRUST NO ONE |
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516 - Don't look now, but they're after you too! |
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518 - If you trust no one, can you confide in yourself? |
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582 - Hello are you my carer? |
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607 - Property of Psych Ward |
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773 - I am a Procrastinator? But more about that later |
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847 - Mental Scottish Tart |
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928 - ANGER MANAGEMENT |
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934 - CAN'T SLEEP |
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988 - FRAGILE EGO |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
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1033 - DYSLEXIC VIMTO |
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1039 - GET BLAME ANYWAY |
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1044 - SPECIAL BUS |
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1047 - VOICES AREN'T REAL |
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1057 - SOBRIETY |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
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1157 - VOICES SAID BE NICE |
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1199 - I.Q. 4 SALE |
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1200 - NOT AGENT |
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1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1212 - DEAD DRUNK PEOPLE |
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1216 - ROOM ON LIST |
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1269 - MINDFUCK |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1295 - TWISTED IMAGINATION |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1339 - NIRVANA |
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1343 - 18 YR OLD BODY |
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1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
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1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1412 - MIGHT BE IMAGINARY |
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1447 - Few Problems High Explosive |
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1449 - Elves made me do it! |
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1450 - Red wire Blue wire |
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1451 - Fairies Kick Ass |
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1458 - I love my home |
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1459 - Am I dyslexic? |
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1460 - Dyslexics have more !fnu |
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1475 - My imaginary friend says you're deranged |
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1487 - The evil clone did it! |
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1489 - I am the anti-genius |
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1495 - Please don't give me your opinion untill I've connected the electrodes |
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1539 - Doh! |
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1547 - If only? Stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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1576 - Obsolete Child |
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1601 - My Doctor said it's okay for me to be around sharp objects again..! |
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1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
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1609 - Pushing back the limits of common sense |
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1611 - Somehow, I've always known I'd never be psychic |
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1624 - The voices told me to kill someone |
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1662 - I'm not a ventriloquist, just a dummy |
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1666 - After I've finished my astrology course, who knows what the future will hold for me |
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1671 - None of this has anything to do with right here right now?. |
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1685 - You'd never believe what the voices just told me about you |
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1687 - I'm agnostic |
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1690 - Oh no! Not another learning experience |
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1704 - Say just one wrong word and I'll pack up and go fishing! |
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1705 - I am determined not to be compulsive obsessive!!!!! |
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1713 - looking for a good fantasy |
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1715 - I'm Pingu and I made them do it |
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1716 - I understand the plot |
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1720 - Absolutely every time I open my eyes, it's today! |
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1729 - Do you have a name for that private little world of yours? |
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1731 - Don't give me a piece of your mind, I know you can't spare it |
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1734 - Only I know who I am |
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1735 - I get horny at family reunions |
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1736 - I'd give you a piece of my mind |
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1738 - I'm a few fries short of a Happy Meal |
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1746 - Oh, you mind reader, you! |
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1767 - I must have Penile Dementia I can't remember where I put my dick last night |
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1780 - Sorry I missed work yesterday but the voices told me to stay home and sharpen our knives |
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1793 - I need supervision at all times!! |
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1884 - I've got fucking tourettes |
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1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
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1917 - The only thing that?s wrong with this trike is the nut that?s loose behind the handlebars! |
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1945 - Mad in England |
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1952 - Wake Up to Insomnia! |
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1955 - Morally Challenged |
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1961 - Amnesia rules?.er?..um? Hi, I'm Tom |
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1965 - If it wasn't for my faults, I'd be perfect |
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1974 - If we learn through our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education |
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1978 - How happy is the moron, He dosen't give a damn, I wish I were a moron, My God, perhaps I am! |
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1983 - Ignore the truth Believe in Fantasy |
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1984 - Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria? |
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1986 - There's a methedrine to my madness |
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2010 - I looked up my family tree and half of them were still living in it! |
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2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
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2014 - I'm dyslexic and Thirsty.. Is your bra open? |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2077 - I speak Blonde like an unbleached natural |
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2081 - I only talk to myself because I make more sense! |
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2122 - I can't decide, therefore, I'm probably not! Or am I? |
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2143 - I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! |
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2149 - Boys make me dribble |
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2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2186 - Hazard to Myself |
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2230 - I used to think life was too short?.until I got married |
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2233 - Where would we be without rhetorical questions? |
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2245 - I always say the first thing that comes into my head?Mainly because I'm scared there might not be anything else! |
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2262 - I'm out of my mind please leave a message |
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2263 - It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life |
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2278 - M.F.B. Mad Fat Bastard |
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2319 - F: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Big Brother Fuck you all, & fuck your fucking house B: Wankers |
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2344 - Alzhiemer's or Parkinson's? I'd rather spill half my beer than forget where I left the fucker! |
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2394 - I like you You're like a young me. Do you know where my Lego bricks are? |
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2414 - There used to be another me, an evil me? But I killed him! |
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2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
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2467 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2496 - Do not disturb Already disturbed |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2508 - Normal people freak me out |
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2514 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm eating for all of us |
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2515 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm drinking for all of us |
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2518 - I deny your reality and substitute my own |
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2522 - Genetically engineered to flip burgers |
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2529 - As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away, and your children ignore you. There are other advantages, of course, but these are the outstanding ones. |
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2540 - I refuse to admit that I am over 25, even if that makes my children illegitimate |
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2546 - As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, then? I can't remember the other two |
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2551 - I may well have lost my mind, but I don't miss it! |
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2556 - I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart |
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2563 - I'm in the prime of my senility |
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2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
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2572 - My little voices say I never listen |
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2577 - I have been suffering with memory loss since as far back as I can remember |
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2578 - If a schizophrenic is alone in the woods, can anyone hear the voices? |
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2579 - Dilemma: Shy, Gay Claustrophobic Can't stay in the closet? Daren't come out! |
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2581 - My little voices are all bitches! |
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2584 - Age is a high price to pay for maturity |
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2588 - Partial continuous attention |
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2592 - Fcuk is offensive to us dyslexics, you cnut! |
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2611 - Procrastination is the future |
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2618 - I tried to get disability benefit for tourettes and the fucking pencil pushing twat bastards wanted me to cunting prove it! How fuckin fucked is that? |
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2623 - I may have a dirty mind but I still have my sanitary |
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2635 - Educated in a school where nuts are handled |
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2656 - This is the shirt I wear when I have nothing to say |
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2689 - Chica Loca |
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2706 - Bulaemia is nothing to barf at |
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2709 - Bondage knot for everyone |
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2731 - Keeping anorexia at bay one pie at a time |
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2740 - If at second you don't succeed Deja-vu was wasted on you! |
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2743 - 999 Fuckin well evil!! |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2753 - More madness than method |
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2768 - Better to have loved, and lost, than be stuck with the psycho bitch for the rest of your life! |
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2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
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2780 - Paddy made me do it! |
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2785 - Trying is the first step to failure |
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2791 - Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! |
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2808 - The Penguins made me do it! |
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2810 - No, No! Not the voices again! |
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2815 - Nutter Magnet |
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2817 - Beware of my inner psycho |
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2819 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2845 - I've had more senior moments than I can remember |
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2865 - I used to be highly unstable until the doctors put me on aluminium |
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2892 - Masquerading as a sane person |
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2920 - Jock Tart unhinged |
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2942 - What's my name & where's the bar? |
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2943 - Special needs |
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2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
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2965 - Do dyslexics eat the righat way round? Alphabet soup |
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2996 - The voices say we can have group sex without you! |
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3002 - Even Canesten won't get rid of me! |
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3010 - Wank do it with anybody you want! |
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3013 - If I had intelligence you'd be insulting it |
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3017 - I used to think I was fallible, but I was wrong |
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3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
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3034 - Have you seen my deja vu shirt? |
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3059 - Should Anal Retentive have a hyphen? |
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3060 - I'm schizophrenic but I'm good people! |
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3137 - You all think I'm paranoid You might not have said anything, but I know you're thinking it! |
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3140 - You live and learn and then you die and forget it all! |
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3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3154 - Dyslexic Scrabble champion |
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431 - Life is a journey complete it why don't you |
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656 - Don't piss me off? My backyard is full already! |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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766 - I've got more up my sleeve than Winona Ryder |
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825 - Ah, so you can read then? Ha, Ha! Well done. |
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910 - LGHTI BLUB |
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916 - NO SWEARING |
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1002 - CHRIST DIED FOR US |
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1014 - BORN STUPID ? |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1028 - SMELL FANNY |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1059 - OUT IN PUBLIC ? |
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1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1065 - DAD WANTED BLOW |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
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1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
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1084 - WAX JOB |
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1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
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1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
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1102 - EVE |
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1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1162 - CONDOMS don't WORK |
|
1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
|
1172 - BOTTOM FEEDER |
|
1185 - SELF-DIAGNOSIS |
|
1188 - COCKLED MORECAMBE |
|
1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
|
1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
|
1208 - YOU SHOULD GO FAR |
|
1221 - DUCT TAPE |
|
1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
|
1257 - DUMB KILLER |
|
1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
|
1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
|
1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
|
1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
|
1277 - WHO ARE YOU ? |
|
1283 - HELL WAS FULL |
|
1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
|
1291 - 18 COLLAR |
|
1292 - WHO DID FACE ? |
|
1299 - MUM LIKE A SISTER |
|
1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
|
1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
|
1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
|
1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
|
1343 - 18 YR OLD BODY |
|
1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
|
1348 - FABULOUS |
|
1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
|
1360 - GOD KNOWS |
|
1364 - LET'S PRETEND |
|
1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
|
1368 - PROPER TWAT |
|
1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
|
1374 - CHESS / KICKBOX |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
|
1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
|
1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
|
1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
|
1414 - WHY THE FUCK |
|
1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
|
1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
|
1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
|
1426 - All bosses are cunts |
|
1433 - If I'm here? Who's running Hell? |
|
1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
|
1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
|
1453 - Talk to the tits and the hand will slap you |
|
1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
|
1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
|
1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
|
1467 - Oi Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
|
1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
|
1482 - Who did your face? |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
|
1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
|
1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
|
1510 - I was born ugly, what's your excuse? |
|
1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
|
1532 - Satisfaction: A belt-fed weapon |
|
1546 - If my dick was half as big as your mouth I'd date you! |
|
1547 - If only? Stupidity qualified as a handicap |
|
1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
|
1564 - If you can read this: Fuck Off! |
|
1566 - Funny, you don't look like a suicide bomber |
|
1592 - Pray to the Lord but row away from the rocks |
|
1613 - I'm so excited I could just kick a puppy |
|
1631 - There's no life like low life |
|
1634 - Evilution |
|
1641 - It used to be about all motorbikes |
|
1642 - Treat me like the pig that I am! |
|
1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
|
1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
|
1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
|
1659 - Fat cows are harder to butcher! |
|
1660 - My grandma's a pisshead! |
|
1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
|
1688 - Where else but Wales |
|
1689 - I'll make you feel like a woman |
|
1694 - Death to all Muslims |
|
1698 - Oi, Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
|
1706 - I'm getting the word NONCE |
|
1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
|
1744 - I was the first person to separate a Siamese Cat |
|
1753 - Fcuckin fat fcuk, too fcukin fat to fcuk |
|
1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
|
1762 - The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, |
|
1763 - Explain what it was that made you think I would give a shit |
|
1765 - Tony Martin Fan Club honorary member |
|
1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
|
1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
|
1794 - Fuck with me and I'll burn your holiday home, boyo! |
|
1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
|
1800 - I'm as pissed as my nan's mattress |
|
1859 - What kind of lubricant do you have to use to get so far up your own fuckin' arse! |
|
1875 - Pike just nicked it |
|
1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
|
1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
|
1884 - I've got fucking tourettes |
|
1885 - Stand still while I take aim! |
|
1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
|
1889 - If I show you Amarillo on a map, will you fuck off?? |
|
1890 - Wrap me in Bacon & toss me to the Muslims |
|
1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
|
1901 - If you can read this, guess where I left my backpack |
|
1908 - F: What do you do with a 6 foot arsehole? B: Give it a speed camera! |
|
1911 - |
|
1922 - My dyslexic theologian friend says your Dog's shite! |
|
1924 - Every dead Chav lowers taxes |
|
1925 - Speak English or get the fuck out! |
|
1927 - No, I don't have a card! If you want loyalty get a fuckin puppy! |
|
1930 - Road Kill Cafe Now Serving Chav! |
|
1931 - Muppet Meister |
|
1932 - Don't just stand there woman? Suck something! |
|
1934 - Shoot all the do-gooders |
|
1936 - I just lost 9 stone & I'm fucked if I'm going looking for the bitch! |
|
1937 - Fight Crime Run over a thieving chav today! |
|
1938 - Chief Muppeteer |
|
1947 - I could murder an Indian and I'm hungry |
|
1950 - Go on then showusyercunt |
|
1951 - Get slimed by the Love Slug |
|
1953 - This is a T-Shirt! Not a Cactus speak to wearer to discover the difference! |
|
1958 - Silence those who oppose free speech |
|
1963 - Jesus loves you proof that humour and religion can coexist! |
|
1970 - You'll never be even half the man your mother was!! |
|
1998 - Bill and Ben |
|
2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
|
2003 - Fuck you and all of your voices |
|
2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
|
2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
|
2015 - So, where'd you leave your Ventriloquist? |
|
2016 - Ey up, Where'd you leave your ventriloqist then? |
|
2021 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the fucking vegetarians would stop eating it! |
|
2023 - I'm about as employable as a Muslim Rabbi |
|
2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
|
2029 - You'd make your Daddy proud, son! If you had one! |
|
2035 - Did you do your own make-up? Or did you have an accomplice? |
|
2036 - Are you really a feminist or are you just scared to come out? |
|
2037 - Widow in waiting |
|
2038 - How do you like your vegetables? |
|
2039 - Your Boyfriend wants me! |
|
2040 - Your Girlfriend wants me! |
|
2041 - Underage sex aint really no crime if y'all related |
|
2042 - Kosher as a bacon and cheese samoosa |
|
2045 - By your age you really should have developed a personality |
|
2046 - How come feminists are built like blokes & have such macho attitudes??? |
|
2049 - Your boyfriend was great last night! |
|
2050 - Your girlfriend was great last night! |
|
2053 - Boom Bag |
|
2055 - Come with me I'm going to meet 100 virgins |
|
2059 - Human Rights only for Human Beings |
|
2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
|
2066 - 100 Virgins and just one blown up prick? |
|
2067 - PHUQUE OPHPH! |
|
2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
|
2083 - I'd rather persuade you to leave than make you come! |
|
2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
|
2093 - Would this look big in your bum? |
|
2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
|
2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
|
2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
|
2101 - OK I was wrong I apologise.. Unfuck you |
|
2104 - I am not homophobic I quite like my house! |
|
2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
|
2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
|
2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
|
2118 - When you're talking out your arse like that, can you still use your mouth? |
|
2121 - Please don't make me regret not shooting you |
|
2124 - Don't think! You might spoil your reputation! |
|
2127 - I could lie to you, about how smart you are, and all that?. But what's the point when you're ugly like that? |
|
2129 - I can see the potential, but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2141 - I'm not racist I'd like every lazy fucker to have a job |
|
2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
|
2147 - You can't help the way you look! But you could have stayed at home! |
|
2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
|
2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
|
2152 - You might stare because I'm unique, but I laugh at all you clones! |
|
2161 - If you don't like my laws & customs get the fuck out of my country - Scottish |
|
2166 - Infidel and Proud |
|
2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
|
2178 - I was supposed to end up all over my momma's face |
|
2184 - Don't ya wish your boyfriend had a cock like mine? |
|
2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
|
2191 - |
|
2198 - If you ain't got a V8 you're shit! |
|
2200 - GO__IWOG |
|
2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
|
2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
|
2208 - F: Hi Gorgeous B: Not you, you fat slag! |
|
2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
|
2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
|
2234 - I took my wife to the dogfight last night?.she won! |
|
2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
|
2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
|
2248 - I'm not fucking POliSH |
|
2253 - After my exI need Viagra just to help me forget!! |
|
2254 - How are we supposed to burn holiday homes in a smoke-free zone? |
|
2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
|
2263 - It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life |
|
2266 - 12 12 12 Twice as fuckin evil as you! |
|
2268 - God hates religion |
|
2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
|
2272 - Curiosity killed the cat?.but for a while I was a suspect |
|
2275 - Twat ---> |
|
2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
|
2277 - Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country needs him??? |
|
2280 - Slob out with your knob out |
|
2283 - Political Correctness: Calling a spade a gentleman of colour |
|
2289 - Who let the chavs in?? Rough, Rough, Rough, Rough |
|
2298 - With 2Kg fo Semtex strapped to your nuts, do you really think the virgins are waiting for you? |
|
2299 - 999 I can do evil standing on my head! |
|
2302 - If I had any patience I'd have lost it by now |
|
2303 - Even Lesbians hate Bush |
|
2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
|
2315 - Hitler Smiley |
|
2319 - F: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Big Brother Fuck you all, & fuck your fucking house B: Wankers |
|
2320 - I'd rather be a Paki than a Jock! |
|
2322 - Welcome to Britain Now speak fucking English!!! |
|
2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
|
2334 - F: My Grandad's a Biker B: My Grandma's a bitch |
|
2342 - If you don't want the Truth, don't ask me the Question |
|
2344 - Alzhiemer's or Parkinson's? I'd rather spill half my beer than forget where I left the fucker! |
|
2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
|
2353 - Unethical T-Shirt |
|
2364 - |
|
2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
|
2372 - Any chance of going halves on a bastard? |
|
2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
|
2393 - Blue Collar White Trash Redneck |
|
2397 - I'm the TWAT you wish you could ride like |
|
2398 - |
|
2400 - Four legs are twice the fun, look ewe! |
|
2402 - Wozn't me! That sheep's a fuckin liar! |
|
2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
|
2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
|
2407 - Were your mom & dad related before they were related? |
|
2416 - I'm sorry, I don?t speak idiot! |
|
2419 - Warning: This bitch bites!! |
|
2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
|
2422 - Dilligaf Digaf Dif |
|
2430 - Oink |
|
2431 - I Heart Pork |
|
2433 - I'm the only NAZI in the village |
|
2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
|
2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
|
2446 - Thank You for making me feel so superior |
|
2453 - |
|
2472 - BUSH is just a polite word for CUNT |
|
2473 - OK, I'll fuck you but only to prove I have a GSOH |
|
2477 - It puzzles me how people like you ever reach maturity |
|
2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
|
2499 - Fuck off - Japanese |
|
2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
|
2516 - In case of rape this side up |
|
2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
|
2523 - Arbeit macht frei |
|
2524 - If you want commitment get a dog! |
|
2526 - Political Correctness: Is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unpopular, jobsworth bureaucracy, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
|
2530 - Health & Safety Inspectors should be beaton to death with their own clipboards! |
|
2534 - Time is a great healer, but a rubbish beautician |
|
2537 - Exercise daily eat wisely die anyway |
|
2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
|
2555 - When I was a kid there were no paedophiles?We had to buy our own sweeties! |
|
2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
|
2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
|
2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
|
2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
|
2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
|
2602 - I work for money you want loyalty get a dog ! |
|
2604 - Plastic rocket no gay leathers |
|
2605 - Watch out! I have a black belt in origami. I'll fold the fuck out of you I'll leave you looking like one of those little swans! |
|
2613 - Don't bother, mate, I've heard ducks fart before |
|
2618 - I tried to get disability benefit for tourettes and the fucking pencil pushing twat bastards wanted me to cunting prove it! How fuckin fucked is that? |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
|
2636 - This t-shirt not available in urdu |
|
2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
|
2648 - How dare you demand equal pay, when you can't even lift heavy things?! |
|
2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
|
2655 - Stick around you make me feel better about myself |
|
2661 - I love the word: Phlegm? It sort of rolls off my tongue |
|
2681 - Nice Tattoo did you do it yourself? |
|
2683 - No, I do not want to see your Taz, british bulldog, or anything else that resembles a smudged stamp!! |
|
2685 - All it takes is a little prick |
|
2687 - I'm not your fucking mate, mate!! |
|
2693 - Sit on my face & I'll guess your time of month |
|
2696 - If you make a cunt of yourself? At least you'll have a plaything |
|
2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
|
2705 - Queer? No way!! My dick gets me in enough shit as it is! |
|
2708 - I'm fat hos intolerant |
|
2713 - Gay? Got Aids Yet? |
|
2720 - You may call me: 'Mac who hangs with wankers' |
|
2723 - Can the Pied Piper play anything in Urdu? |
|
2727 - Vegetarian Ancient Navajo word for 'bad hunter' |
|
2728 - Bitch Beater |
|
2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
|
2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
|
2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
|
2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
|
2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
|
2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
|
2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
|
2760 - Superdork |
|
2768 - Better to have loved, and lost, than be stuck with the psycho bitch for the rest of your life! |
|
2779 - Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot? |
|
2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
|
2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
|
2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
|
2815 - Nutter Magnet |
|
2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
|
2829 - Where the hell was Madonna when I was in the orphanage? |
|
2840 - I don't need the internet? my wife knows everything |
|
2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
|
2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
|
2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
|
2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
|
2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
|
2869 - I'm not homophobic I just don?t like the idea of being shagged up the arse |
|
2872 - Shove your religion up your arse! No offence abdul |
|
2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2880 - F: He's a gay <---- B: ?and him <--- |
|
2881 - Ginja Ninja - japanise style |
|
2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2901 - Go Home and fly your own fuckin flag |
|
2915 - Keep punching 'til the lights go out! |
|
2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
|
2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
|
2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
|
2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
|
2955 - Marry an austrian woman? They don't notice what you get up to! |
|
2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
|
2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
2983 - Lower your taxes shoot a politician!! |
|
2984 - I'm not really ignorant? I'm just blending in |
|
2986 - If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have the dick of Bealzebub |
|
2993 - Faggots should be in gravy not matrimony - Mr Brains |
|
3004 - I am way 2 kwl 2 have a kid brother in junior school |
|
3018 - Yakunt |
|
3021 - Anger management was a fucking waste of time! |
|
3025 - Visit Wales So many sheep, you'll never get stuck with an ugly one. |
|
3026 - If you were a midget?you'd only be half as ugly! |
|
3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
|
3033 - I tell you last time we no see your cat no more ask please - Wicked Wok Chinese Restaurant |
|
3036 - Politicians? Useless bunch of tossers! |
|
3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
|
3046 - Excuse me if I'm completely underwhelmed |
|
3051 - Buffet' is french for: 'Get off your fat arse and go fetch it yourself!' |
|
3069 - It's not over until the fat lady has had seconds! |
|
3073 - If you're lucky, you'll lose your looks as you get older |
|
3080 - Do they have running water where you come from? |
|
3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
|
3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
|
3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
|
3098 - Desperately seeking soulmate: GSOH, skin colour not essential. |
|
3100 - I was seeing a girl for a couple of months,? until some bastard stole my binoculars. |
|
3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
|
3108 - If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would choose it with anyone living. |
|
3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
|
3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
|
3127 - Can you really afford to give anybody a piece of your mind?? |
|
3128 - I'm not arrogant. I'm just the best |
|
3132 - Your mother's truck looks better than she does! |
|
3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
|
3139 - I'm just thrilled I'm not you |
|
3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
|
3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
|
3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
|
3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
|
3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
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122 - Mary had a little lamb with roast potatoes, salad, & a glass of wine. |
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188 - Bill and Ben used to like a little weed |
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207 - Mary has a little lamb Her Gynaecologist was gobsmacked |
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233 - Bo Peep did it for the insurance |
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234 - Roses are red, violets are blue, mine are pink. |
|
358 - 'Bother' said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse |
|
399 - Mary ate her little lamb |
|
668 - Yummy! said Pooh, as piglet turned on the spit. |
|
720 - ABRACADABRA |
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810 - More Honey said Pooh, as he tasted Piglet's basting |
|
835 - Flobbalobbalobbalop said Bill, so Ben said: 'Have you been on that fucking weed again' |
|
900 - MARY WAS WELSH |
|
901 - DONT BLAME MARY |
|
970 - NODDY DOLE QUEUE |
|
971 - NODDY BENEFITS |
|
1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
|
1040 - PINGU |
|
1048 - FCUK UP FAIRY |
|
1119 - BILL & BEN 2 |
|
1352 - RAINBOW |
|
1715 - I'm Pingu and I made them do it |
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1962 - Cinderella married for money |
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1966 - |
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1998 - Bill and Ben |
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2001 - I'd let Little Bo-Peep blow my horn |
|
2008 - Are you Little Bo-Peep? And more importantly will you blow my horn? |
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2177 - |
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2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
|
2315 - Hitler Smiley |
|
2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
|
2492 - Propa Wonka |
|
2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
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2964 - Cocaine in Spain stays mainly on my brain |
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6 - If sex is a pain in the arse, you've got it completely fuckin' wrong |
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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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21 - Your parents met at a family reunion |
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45 - I HATE HITLER I can't stand anybody who doesn't finish a job |
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90 - I'm drunk, I'm obnoxious, Fuck You |
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114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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356 - The world is shit people are bad we're all gonna die Deal with it! |
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667 - 667 Opposite of the beast |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1028 - SMELL FANNY |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
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1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1056 - GO F... SELF |
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1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1065 - DAD WANTED BLOW |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
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1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
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1076 - WHO IS SPARTACUS ? |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1102 - EVE |
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1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1163 - CAN'T BE ARSED |
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1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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1165 - FC LIFESTYLE |
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1172 - BOTTOM FEEDER |
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1188 - COCKLED MORECAMBE |
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1190 - KEEP SMILING |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
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1222 - Welcome to Britain, Now speak English |
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1232 - CLEAN MOON |
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1236 - MONGREL |
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1241 - HITMAN |
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1277 - WHO ARE YOU ? |
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1292 - WHO DID FACE ? |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
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1340 - LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA ! |
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1343 - 18 YR OLD BODY |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1347 - WANT TO FIT IN ? |
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1348 - FABULOUS |
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1351 - LESBIAN ? |
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1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1361 - EMPLOYEE |
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1364 - LET'S PRETEND |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1368 - PROPER TWAT |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
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1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1401 - SAME TWAT |
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1414 - WHY THE FUCK |
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1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
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1426 - All bosses are cunts |
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1427 - I'm not allowed to be a racist bastard but I can think like one |
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1431 - Is it OK to put FUCK on a t-shirt if you can't spell? |
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1435 - It's all about me! |
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1453 - Talk to the tits and the hand will slap you |
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1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
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1467 - Oi Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1482 - Who did your face? |
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1490 - I just had a really great wank |
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1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
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1538 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance?. |
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1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
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1557 - Help I'm a biker trapped in the body of this uge ugly lesbian |
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1559 - Which part of kiss my arse don't you understand? |
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1564 - If you can read this: Fuck Off! |
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1565 - I could solve all the Worlds problems but I don't have enough bullets |
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1600 - Now that Communism is dead, who will save us from the Americans? |
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1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1634 - Evilution |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1639 - My 'inner child' is a mean little bastard |
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1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
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1648 - We don't give a fuck how they do it in America!! |
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1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
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1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
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1659 - Fat cows are harder to butcher! |
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1660 - My grandma's a pisshead! |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
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1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
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1686 - Politics is just showbiz for ugly people |
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1694 - Death to all Muslims |
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1698 - Oi, Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1701 - Euro - Anchor |
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1706 - I'm getting the word NONCE |
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1707 - You nosey bastard |
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1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
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1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
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1740 - Anyone can quit smoking |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1753 - Fcuckin fat fcuk, too fcukin fat to fcuk |
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1754 - I bet I'll be in Hell before ya! |
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1757 - If you really want to succeed, try not to be yourself |
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1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
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1763 - Explain what it was that made you think I would give a shit |
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1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
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1772 - No, you can't have Bitty, we have guests |
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1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
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1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
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1784 - rude as fcuk |
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1786 - fcukwit |
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1794 - Fuck with me and I'll burn your holiday home, boyo! |
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1797 - Everything in life is relative Especially sex in the deep South |
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1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
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1800 - I'm as pissed as my nan's mattress |
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1854 - My country my language |
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1855 - Get your coat, bitch, you've pulled |
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1857 - Okay, so I'm shallow, but give me a chance & I'll get as deep as you'll let me. |
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1859 - What kind of lubricant do you have to use to get so far up your own fuckin' arse! |
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1863 - When I grow up I want to be an outrage to public decency |
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1870 - Women are for fun? not for life |
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1872 - I don't like to be rude, but you're boring me now! |
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1879 - I'm not with either of these two bitches |
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1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
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1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
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1882 - I'd invite you for Pizza and a fuck, but I'm not hungry |
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1884 - I've got fucking tourettes |
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1886 - F: Want that one! B: Don't like it |
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1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
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1889 - If I show you Amarillo on a map, will you fuck off?? |
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1890 - Wrap me in Bacon & toss me to the Muslims |
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1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
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1901 - If you can read this, guess where I left my backpack |
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1908 - F: What do you do with a 6 foot arsehole? B: Give it a speed camera! |
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1924 - Every dead Chav lowers taxes |
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1927 - No, I don't have a card! If you want loyalty get a fuckin puppy! |
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1947 - I could murder an Indian and I'm hungry |
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1950 - Go on then showusyercunt |
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1951 - Get slimed by the Love Slug |
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1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
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1968 - Start the morning without me |
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1970 - You'll never be even half the man your mother was!! |
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2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
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2003 - Fuck you and all of your voices |
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2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
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2021 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the fucking vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2023 - I'm about as employable as a Muslim Rabbi |
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2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2031 - Detention Seeker |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2035 - Did you do your own make-up? Or did you have an accomplice? |
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2036 - Are you really a feminist or are you just scared to come out? |
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2038 - How do you like your vegetables? |
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2042 - Kosher as a bacon and cheese samoosa |
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2045 - By your age you really should have developed a personality |
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2046 - How come feminists are built like blokes & have such macho attitudes??? |
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2049 - Your boyfriend was great last night! |
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2050 - Your girlfriend was great last night! |
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2051 - Winners make the rules ?losers live by them! |
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2053 - Boom Bag |
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2055 - Come with me I'm going to meet 100 virgins |
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2059 - Human Rights only for Human Beings |
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2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
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2063 - I don't smoke anything with tobacco in it - That shit'll kill ya! |
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2067 - PHUQUE OPHPH! |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2078 - Surely you can do better than that!? |
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2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
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2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
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2093 - Would this look big in your bum? |
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2095 - I wasn't born a Bastard I had to work at it! |
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2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
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2098 - Can't Use New Technology |
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2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2101 - OK I was wrong I apologise.. Unfuck you |
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2104 - I am not homophobic I quite like my house! |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
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2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
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2116 - I got such a good tan on holiday, I was scared I might come home and rob my own house. |
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2118 - When you're talking out your arse like that, can you still use your mouth? |
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2125 - I am a Local Person but the t-shirt is from Bangladesh! |
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2127 - I could lie to you, about how smart you are, and all that?. But what's the point when you're ugly like that? |
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2128 - I'd prefer you to perve at my arse! That way, at least I'll be walking away from you! |
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2130 - Where is Enoch Powell now that his country needs him??? |
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2131 - Welcome to Britain (made in China) |
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2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
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2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
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2141 - I'm not racist I'd like every lazy fucker to have a job |
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2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2161 - If you don't like my laws & customs get the fuck out of my country - Scottish |
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2166 - Infidel and Proud |
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2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
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2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2184 - Don't ya wish your boyfriend had a cock like mine? |
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2185 - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck |
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2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
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2192 - I wouldn't know culture if it was growing in my arsecrack! |
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2198 - If you ain't got a V8 you're shit! |
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2200 - GO__IWOG |
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2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
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2204 - 12 12 12 Twice as evil |
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2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
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2208 - F: Hi Gorgeous B: Not you, you fat slag! |
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2210 - I do my bit for society?.I vote for Big Brother. |
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2212 - Stop looking at my cock |
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2217 - Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over |
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2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
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2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
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2241 - F: DIGAF B: DIF |
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2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
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2248 - I'm not fucking POliSH |
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2249 - ARSIT Acronyms Really Suck, Innit Though |
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2250 - |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2266 - 12 12 12 Twice as fuckin evil as you! |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2278 - M.F.B. Mad Fat Bastard |
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2280 - Slob out with your knob out |
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2282 - Bandits at 12 O'Clock |
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2283 - Political Correctness: Calling a spade a gentleman of colour |
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2284 - Fcuk fof |
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2286 - If you think my shoe size is big, check this out |
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2293 - My attitude is not my problem |
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2299 - 999 I can do evil standing on my head! |
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2303 - Even Lesbians hate Bush |
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2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2312 - FIFO Fit In or Fuck Off |
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2315 - Hitler Smiley |
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2319 - F: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Big Brother Fuck you all, & fuck your fucking house B: Wankers |
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2320 - I'd rather be a Paki than a Jock! |
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2322 - Welcome to Britain Now speak fucking English!!! |
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2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
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2330 - Suckamacock |
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2337 - This is a designated smoking area |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2345 - This area has been Ethnically Cleansed |
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2351 - Ignorant half-witted bollox |
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2353 - Unethical T-Shirt |
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2354 - I can see the potential but why didn't you make an effort? |
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2362 - And you're telling me this because?? |
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2364 - |
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2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
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2378 - It's only harrassment if you're ugly |
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2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
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2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2416 - I'm sorry, I don?t speak idiot! |
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2419 - Warning: This bitch bites!! |
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2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
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2430 - Oink |
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2431 - I Heart Pork |
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2433 - I'm the only NAZI in the village |
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2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
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2442 - If all else fails, I still have my valley ewes |
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2444 - You can shove my carbon footprint right up your arse! |
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2453 - |
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2455 - I'm happy on the inside Now, Fuck Off! |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2472 - BUSH is just a polite word for CUNT |
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2477 - It puzzles me how people like you ever reach maturity |
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2488 - A porkie a day keeps the Muslims away |
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2492 - Propa Wonka |
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2499 - Fuck off - Japanese |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
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2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
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2523 - Arbeit macht frei |
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2524 - If you want commitment get a dog! |
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2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
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2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
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2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
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2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
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2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
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2602 - I work for money you want loyalty get a dog ! |
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2618 - I tried to get disability benefit for tourettes and the fucking pencil pushing twat bastards wanted me to cunting prove it! How fuckin fucked is that? |
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2625 - Anything good you hear about me will be all lies!! |
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2636 - This t-shirt not available in urdu |
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2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
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2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
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2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
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2661 - I love the word: Phlegm? It sort of rolls off my tongue |
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2677 - No, I don?t watch Miami fucking ink! |
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2678 - Yes It fucking did hurt! |
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2687 - I'm not your fucking mate, mate!! |
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2693 - Sit on my face & I'll guess your time of month |
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2696 - If you make a cunt of yourself? At least you'll have a plaything |
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2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
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2713 - Gay? Got Aids Yet? |
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2723 - Can the Pied Piper play anything in Urdu? |
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2728 - Bitch Beater |
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2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
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2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
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2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
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2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
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2763 - E.P. go home |
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2767 - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot |
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2781 - Watchawantjakuntcha |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2806 - I'm manx get off my TT Course |
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2809 - Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker |
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2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
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2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2832 - DFC |
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2835 - If you are in any way offended by this t-shirt, please contact the comedy industry Ombudsman: OFFPISS |
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2839 - little infidel |
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2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
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2857 - My mid-life crisis, my problem! |
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2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
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2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
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2869 - I'm not homophobic I just don?t like the idea of being shagged up the arse |
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2870 - In't wanking brilliant |
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2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
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2872 - Shove your religion up your arse! No offence abdul |
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2880 - F: He's a gay <---- B: ?and him <--- |
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2885 - Age. Facit Gaudeum |
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2890 - Burn down churches |
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2893 - Born to fart |
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2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
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2901 - Go Home and fly your own fuckin flag |
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2904 - British white and proud of it! |
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2908 - Wanna feel violated? |
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2914 - 'In the beginning man created God' Now, get the fuck over it! |
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2919 - Cunt Huge Cunt |
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2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
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2930 - If I'm staring at your missus please feel free to kick the shit out of my guide dog |
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2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
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2941 - I don't give a fuck! But I'll sell you one! |
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2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
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2952 - Fuck the bmf |
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2954 - Fart Wars the empire's ripe crack |
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2955 - Marry an austrian woman? They don't notice what you get up to! |
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2960 - |
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2963 - Binge wanker Not all the time, but when I get a chance I do it until I can't |
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2971 - Lesbien voyeur |
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2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
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2973 - I do all my own sluts |
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2981 - If I could care less, I would! |
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2984 - I'm not really ignorant? I'm just blending in |
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2986 - If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have the dick of Bealzebub |
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2993 - Faggots should be in gravy not matrimony - Mr Brains |
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3018 - Yakunt |
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3021 - Anger management was a fucking waste of time! |
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3025 - Visit Wales So many sheep, you'll never get stuck with an ugly one. |
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3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
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3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
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3044 - The chicken crossed the road because it fuckin felt like it, alright !!! |
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3051 - Buffet' is french for: 'Get off your fat arse and go fetch it yourself!' |
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3069 - It's not over until the fat lady has had seconds! |
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3073 - If you're lucky, you'll lose your looks as you get older |
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3074 - I took a speed reading course and then read 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes? - It's about Russia! |
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3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
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3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
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3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
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3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3101 - I have nothing against queers, I just wouldn't want one marrying my daughter! |
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3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
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3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
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3126 - We're more popular than jesus! - John Lennon |
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3128 - I'm not arrogant. I'm just the best |
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3132 - Your mother's truck looks better than she does! |
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3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
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3148 - I phoned the daterape advice line?but it's only for victims |
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3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
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3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
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3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
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872 - WINNER SUCKS LESS |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1514 - Old age & treachery always beats youth & skill |
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1522 - I continue to fight the losing battle |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1572 - Taste it! It's the future |
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1742 - I've never come across a pair of lips I didn't like |
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1782 - Some push the envelope Some just lick it and some can't even find the flap |
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1866 - Ride it like it's your dad's |
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1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
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2051 - Winners make the rules ?losers live by them! |
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2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
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2263 - It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life |
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2603 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Perverts T-Shirts » |
6 - If sex is a pain in the arse, you've got it completely fuckin' wrong |
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12 - WOMEN: Can't live with 'em, sheep can't cook |
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26 - I am into Sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Am I flogging a dead horse? |
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83 - GROUP SEX is using both hands |
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120 - It only seems kinky the first time |
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154 - Smother me with honey and fling me to the feminists |
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545 - Animal lover is that illegal? |
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676 - I'm a necrophiliac nymphomaniac. I'll shag anything that doesn't move |
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771 - I only crossed the road because my dick was stuck in the chicken |
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998 - PRETTY SHEEP |
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1003 - TRINITY |
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1008 - MONKEY SPANK |
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1024 - I LOVE WANKING |
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1067 - HELP SPANK ? |
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1068 - MASS MURDER |
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1095 - EVIL MONKEY |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1112 - TITS POINTING |
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1118 - FEEL 18 |
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1174 - I LIKE TO LISTEN |
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1215 - TRIED GROUP SEX |
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1229 - HAIRY BEAST |
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1276 - JAILBAIT |
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1282 - BARB-WIRE SHAG |
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1291 - 18 COLLAR |
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1296 - LET'S DO 96 |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
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1299 - MUM LIKE A SISTER |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1322 - SAFE SEX IN WALES |
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1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
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1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
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1360 - GOD KNOWS |
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1375 - LESBIANITY |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1390 - EYES FOR EWE |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
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1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
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1515 - If I offer you sweeties don't eat 'em coz I'm dirty |
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1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
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1669 - I don't watch much porn, 2 or 3 minutes is usually enough |
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1682 - My doctor told me to stop wanking |
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1688 - Where else but Wales |
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1692 - I once had the perfect woman |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1702 - Never date a man who wont eat seafood |
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1703 - Pervy Hobbit Fancier |
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1713 - looking for a good fantasy |
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1717 - The monkey told me to spank it |
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1758 - I'm just two short of a threesome |
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1767 - I must have Penile Dementia I can't remember where I put my dick last night |
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1769 - Ever since my girlfriend got a puncture, she goes down on me more often |
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1773 - Eyes off bitty |
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1791 - Tits, Arse, Gob & Gash not necessarily in that order |
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1907 - I love slappers |
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1923 - Do you know the way to Hammeradildo? |
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1939 - Sex was so good last night, next time I think I'll share it with someone! |
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1951 - Get slimed by the Love Slug |
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1955 - Morally Challenged |
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1957 - I got my wife a dildo now I can play with the toy and the box! |
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2041 - Underage sex aint really no crime if y'all related |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2070 - Pleasemaintaineyecontact |
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2071 - Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr, this is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse |
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2073 - Pussy IS fattening! |
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2075 - This Side Goes Down |
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2093 - Would this look big in your bum? |
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2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2128 - I'd prefer you to perve at my arse! That way, at least I'll be walking away from you! |
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2135 - Riding my bike is the second most fun I can have wearing leather |
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2139 - My other tit's got toys |
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2143 - I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! |
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2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
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2178 - I was supposed to end up all over my momma's face |
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2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
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2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
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2238 - Warning: To a motivated queer, the phrase: 'I can't be arsed' is an irresistable challenge! |
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2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
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2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2314 - Vibrate me 'til me bits fall off |
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2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
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2335 - Valley ewes are dirty little sluts! |
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2364 - |
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2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
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2400 - Four legs are twice the fun, look ewe! |
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2402 - Wozn't me! That sheep's a fuckin liar! |
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2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
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2441 - I'm a naughty girl! Spank Me |
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2442 - If all else fails, I still have my valley ewes |
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2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
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2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
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2555 - When I was a kid there were no paedophiles?We had to buy our own sweeties! |
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2558 - Whenever I download Porn, I sit there willing my computer not to go down on me?? |
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2560 - Can you remember? When the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
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2573 - The internet went down on me last night - Best porn site ever!!! |
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2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
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2589 - There's a lot of things you don't appreciate about school until you get older? Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman - stuff you'd pay good money for later in life! |
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2606 - The artful dogger |
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2623 - I may have a dirty mind but I still have my sanitary |
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2660 - Hand in hand gland in hand hand in gland gland in gland |
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2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
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2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
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2705 - Queer? No way!! My dick gets me in enough shit as it is! |
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2709 - Bondage knot for everyone |
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2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
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2719 - My favourite bird, swallows |
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2726 - Fancy a shot in the dark? |
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2751 - Beautiful naturally bronzed wrists and ankles tied to georgian four poster bed with soft hand-woven Thai silk? 36 inch DD breasts, smothered in warm rich Belgian Chocolate? One inch erect nipples pierced with 18 carat rose gold nipple rings, topped with whipped cream... Brazillian shaven minge framed by hand stitched crotchless leather thong... Moist salty clit covered with full fruit organic blackberry jam... This is not just ordinary porn... This is S&M luxury porn |
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2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
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2777 - Don't believe everything you read tattooed on a stripper's arse |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2825 - I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar |
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2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
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2838 - I bet you I can fit a round peg into a star-shaped h*le |
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2863 - My wife's the Black Sheep of the family, look ewe! |
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2869 - I'm not homophobic I just don?t like the idea of being shagged up the arse |
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2877 - Snog, Blow job, Anal? not everything in life should be in alphabetic order |
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2899 - My porn channel is disabled (pic of wheelchair) |
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2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
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2971 - Lesbien voyeur |
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2996 - The voices say we can have group sex without you! |
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3010 - Wank do it with anybody you want! |
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3016 - Mile high club prospect so far the best I've managed is a wank on a train |
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3023 - Are welsh sheep prettier? Or are they just better natured? |
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3024 - I haven't been feeling myself lately which I suppose is a good thing |
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3100 - I was seeing a girl for a couple of months,? until some bastard stole my binoculars. |
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3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
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3108 - If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would choose it with anyone living. |
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3112 - So I kissed Lucy, and was very surprised to feel her tongue pop out. It was my first real snog and I loved it. You can imagine that I fell in love instantly. Sadly, the next year, Lucy developed distemper and had to be put down. |
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3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
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3123 - I tried phone sex and got an ear infection |
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3124 - During sex I fantasise that I am someone else |
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3136 - I used to date an English teacher, but she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon |
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3148 - I phoned the daterape advice line?but it's only for victims |
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3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3155 - Fisting preston |
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3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Politics T-Shirts » |
42 - HECK'S ANGELS Born to be mild |
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45 - I HATE HITLER I can't stand anybody who doesn't finish a job |
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82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
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245 - Light up an Embassy - Osama bin Laden |
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310 - Crime politics without the excuses |
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315 - The government isn't doing its job I still have some money |
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348 - Welcome to London where smiling is a sign of weakness |
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354 - Keep Britain tidy chop off Norfolk & Cornwall |
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377 - Western civilisation would be a good idea - Mahatma Ghandi |
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378 - I'm not prejudiced I hate everybody |
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386 - Democracy: 3 wolves & a sheep voting on lunch |
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428 - kingdoms are run by kings dictatorships are run by dictators this must be a country |
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459 - The only problem with kicking a chink's arse: an hour later you want to do it again. |
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501 - There's nowt wrong with Australians every one of their ancestors was hand picked by a judge |
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521 - Fuck your ethnic group |
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522 - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity |
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594 - I'm not a racist I just drive fast |
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623 - Politically incorrect and fucking proud of it |
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677 - Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman? But tha can't tell im much |
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792 - I am an individual There are only 58 million of us Plus a few asylum seekers |
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848 - RIOT FOR PEACE |
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849 - VIVE LA WEASEL |
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850 - FUCK IRAQ... |
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851 - VETO FRENCH |
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852 - DUNE COONS |
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858 - EVNT DOMVS |
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884 - LOVE SNOOKER |
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890 - COLOUR TELLY |
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987 - EURO JOINT |
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1026 - GIRO DOLEMAN |
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1055 - I can't believe it's not Buddha! |
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1077 - BOMB |
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1085 - POST OFFICE QUEUE |
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1091 - POLICE PROFIT |
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1093 - DSS |
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1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
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1158 - URBAN GORILLA |
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1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
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1185 - SELF-DIAGNOSIS |
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1187 - HUMOUR EVOLUTION |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1222 - Welcome to Britain, Now speak English |
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1227 - INHERENT VIOLENCE |
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1279 - VICTORIA CROSS |
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1322 - SAFE SEX IN WALES |
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1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
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1332 - REPO TRASH |
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1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1391 - MMMM TAZZY |
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1395 - I FEEL SORRY |
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1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
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1427 - I'm not allowed to be a racist bastard but I can think like one |
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1434 - Racist?.I'm not even in a hurry |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
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1507 - Scooter Trash |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1550 - Wanna play Cowboys & Muslims? |
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1551 - British by Birth Biker by Choice |
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1564 - If you can read this: Fuck Off! |
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1565 - I could solve all the Worlds problems but I don't have enough bullets |
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1566 - Funny, you don't look like a suicide bomber |
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1591 - Bureaucracy: an efficient method of transforming energy into solid waste |
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1596 - Strange women lying in ponds?. |
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1600 - Now that Communism is dead, who will save us from the Americans? |
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1615 - If I went round claiming I was an Emperor? |
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1648 - We don't give a fuck how they do it in America!! |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
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1686 - Politics is just showbiz for ugly people |
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1688 - Where else but Wales |
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1694 - Death to all Muslims |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1732 - Proud to be a Foreigner |
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1748 - Taxes support terrorism |
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1755 - went to hell for something that?s no longer a sin |
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1759 - Uberchav |
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1760 - Chavette |
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1765 - Tony Martin Fan Club honorary member |
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1778 - I'm not a racist I just ride fast |
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1794 - Fuck with me and I'll burn your holiday home, boyo! |
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1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
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1805 - Comeacross Scum |
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1811 - Rich Scum |
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1812 - Estate Scum |
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1820 - Pakki Scum |
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1821 - Council Scum |
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1823 - GiroScum |
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1824 - EuroScum |
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1825 - AngloScum |
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1852 - Welcome to North Wales The biggest hard drugs problem in Britain. Even the Chief of Police works on speed |
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1854 - My country my language |
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1864 - Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole council estate! |
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1875 - Pike just nicked it |
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1890 - Wrap me in Bacon & toss me to the Muslims |
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1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
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1916 - Mind the Gap |
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1922 - My dyslexic theologian friend says your Dog's shite! |
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1924 - Every dead Chav lowers taxes |
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1925 - Speak English or get the fuck out! |
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1934 - Shoot all the do-gooders |
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1937 - Fight Crime Run over a thieving chav today! |
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1945 - Mad in England |
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1948 - I caught crabs in Bradford & it hasn't even got a fuckin' seaside! |
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1956 - There's more to life than meets the mind! |
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1958 - Silence those who oppose free speech |
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1959 - Life, Liberty and the happiness of pursuit |
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1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
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1976 - Racial Prejudice is just a pigment of the imagination |
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1982 - I have enough money to last me the rest of my life? as long as I don't want to buy anything! |
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2009 - Toys Am We Birmingham branch opening soon |
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2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
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2020 - Say NO to the Euro! Keep the Giro! |
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2023 - I'm about as employable as a Muslim Rabbi |
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2028 - Are vegetarians doing their bit to consume the environment? |
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2030 - As Seen on CCTV |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2042 - Kosher as a bacon and cheese samoosa |
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2046 - How come feminists are built like blokes & have such macho attitudes??? |
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2048 - So you don't like our laws and customs?.Don't tell me, you're here for the weather! |
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2052 - Ram Bro the black Welsh action hero |
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2053 - Boom Bag |
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2055 - Come with me I'm going to meet 100 virgins |
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2059 - Human Rights only for Human Beings |
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2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
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2066 - 100 Virgins and just one blown up prick? |
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2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
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2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2116 - I got such a good tan on holiday, I was scared I might come home and rob my own house. |
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2125 - I am a Local Person but the t-shirt is from Bangladesh! |
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2130 - Where is Enoch Powell now that his country needs him??? |
|
2131 - Welcome to Britain (made in China) |
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2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
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2141 - I'm not racist I'd like every lazy fucker to have a job |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2161 - If you don't like my laws & customs get the fuck out of my country - Scottish |
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2166 - Infidel and Proud |
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2179 - Come back Guy Fawkes All is forgiven |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
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2200 - GO__IWOG |
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2210 - I do my bit for society?.I vote for Big Brother. |
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2211 - Buying LOTTO tickets is NOT a valid career choice |
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2214 - I might have a SMALL DICK but my carbon footprint is FUCKING HUGE |
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2250 - |
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2254 - How are we supposed to burn holiday homes in a smoke-free zone? |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2277 - Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country needs him??? |
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2283 - Political Correctness: Calling a spade a gentleman of colour |
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2298 - With 2Kg fo Semtex strapped to your nuts, do you really think the virgins are waiting for you? |
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2303 - Even Lesbians hate Bush |
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2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
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2315 - Hitler Smiley |
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2320 - I'd rather be a Paki than a Jock! |
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2322 - Welcome to Britain Now speak fucking English!!! |
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2329 - Call 0906123456 & spend ?29.99 to find out that you have won fuck all! Call Now!! |
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2333 - |
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2337 - This is a designated smoking area |
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2345 - This area has been Ethnically Cleansed |
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2356 - I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian |
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2364 - |
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2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
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2373 - Working class zero |
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2388 - White van man |
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2393 - Blue Collar White Trash Redneck |
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2403 - Legally ignorant |
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2413 - Legal Immigrant |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2430 - Oink |
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2431 - I Heart Pork |
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2444 - You can shove my carbon footprint right up your arse! |
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2453 - |
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2472 - BUSH is just a polite word for CUNT |
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2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2475 - In the beginning, man made God, and then the problems started |
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2476 - Religion is the problem, Is God the answer? |
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2480 - What about my rights? I'm an anglo-saxon aborigine |
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2488 - A porkie a day keeps the Muslims away |
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2489 - The only thing that's Green about me is the shit in my nappy (Glows in the dark too) |
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2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2523 - Arbeit macht frei |
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2526 - Political Correctness: Is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unpopular, jobsworth bureaucracy, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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2530 - Health & Safety Inspectors should be beaton to death with their own clipboards! |
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2569 - When you start to think nobody cares whether you live of die, try missing a couple of mortgage payments |
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2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
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2587 - Hic Fvte Lvdvs Militorvm |
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2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
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2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
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2618 - I tried to get disability benefit for tourettes and the fucking pencil pushing twat bastards wanted me to cunting prove it! How fuckin fucked is that? |
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2636 - This t-shirt not available in urdu |
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2692 - Nice ink! What tribe are you from? |
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2703 - If a reputation can be bought and paid for? What's so different about a peerage? |
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2723 - Can the Pied Piper play anything in Urdu? |
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2724 - Hardcore Apathist |
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2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
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2747 - If you are reading this, thank a teacher if you are reading this in English thank a soldier if you can't read English, why are you here? |
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2749 - I bought a teddy for ten pounds, and sold it for twenty, & now I'm in trouble for making a prophet |
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2755 - Blubberry Who says fat chavs can't be stylish |
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2761 - Supreme executive power Derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony |
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2762 - Welcome to the Isle of Man Now get back across! |
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2766 - City of culture my arse I've got more culture in my yoghurt |
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2786 - George W Bush went to Iraq to find Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he came back with is this lousy t-shirt |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2803 - Health can suck my cock & Safety can kiss my arse |
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2806 - I'm manx get off my TT Course |
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2812 - London 2012 Friday Night Pentathlon |
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2835 - If you are in any way offended by this t-shirt, please contact the comedy industry Ombudsman: OFFPISS |
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2839 - little infidel |
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2847 - Capital of Cultivation |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
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2853 - A woman's work is never done? Thant's why they get paid less! |
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2858 - KKK |
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2863 - My wife's the Black Sheep of the family, look ewe! |
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2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
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2867 - To be honest with you?Id have to change the habits of a lifetime |
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2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
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2886 - Equal Justice |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2901 - Go Home and fly your own fuckin flag |
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2904 - British white and proud of it! |
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2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
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2938 - Give me my fuckin Asbo NOW!!! |
|
2939 - Free the vegitable one |
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2948 - One rule for us?and a completely different one for the filth |
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2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
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2952 - Fuck the bmf |
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2955 - Marry an austrian woman? They don't notice what you get up to! |
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2967 - The Boss <--- |
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2983 - Lower your taxes shoot a politician!! |
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3009 - Make laziness history bring back poverty! |
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3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
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3036 - Politicians? Useless bunch of tossers! |
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3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
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3067 - I really love my home, I've had my furniture arranged by Sinn Fein! |
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3071 - Be careful! Skating on thin ice could land you in hot water |
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3081 - From now on I'd like to be known as a person of paleness |
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3091 - Why is xenophobia a foreign word?? |
|
3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
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3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3098 - Desperately seeking soulmate: GSOH, skin colour not essential. |
|
3129 - Another twisted product of a sick society |
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3135 - You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you |
|
3143 - Why only one Monopolies Commission? |
|
3146 - I don't do cruises I ain't no fool! I won't be fallin for that one again! |
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3149 - 8 Foreign doctors 3 bombs no deaths Harold Shipman One syringe 300 Deaths Makes you proud to be British! |
|
3738 - C*NT RBS |
|
4001 - Recycling your Wealth (Amongst bankers) NatWest |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Put Downs T-Shirts » |
17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
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27 - Sorry but I don't date outside my species |
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29 - NO THANKS I'm a reformed Sex Maniac |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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61 - FUCK OFF I've got enough friends |
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65 - Please tell your trousers it's rude to point |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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88 - I only do Humans |
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94 - YES but not with YOU |
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96 - Having a great time, wish you were beer |
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112 - I'm not your type I can count past 10 |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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172 - Go home and get some beauty sleep, Stay in bed a fuckin month |
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216 - Is your mother proud of you? |
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277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
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335 - Apart from being deluded. Do you have any good points? |
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343 - Millennia ago, man climbed out of the slime. Wanna join us? |
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400 - Just because you're not funny doesn't mean I wont laugh at you |
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413 - Out of your league |
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416 - IN YOUR DREAMS |
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417 - You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny |
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446 - 2 HOT 4 U |
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463 - If you're the solution, it can't be much of a problem |
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486 - Don't mess with me: I'm a professional, just like your mother, and I don't bounce on her bed while she's working. |
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504 - IZZN'T YOU |
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553 - Get back to your pen |
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554 - Where's your leash? |
|
579 - Trust your instincts, people really don't like you |
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605 - If ugly people have great personalities, why aren't you smiling? |
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616 - Next time you cross the street don't bother looking |
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675 - If Descartes was right, you don't exist |
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694 - J.F.D.I. |
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705 - I'd shag your brains out, but I can't be arsed to look for 'em. |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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730 - Never mind, you finish your peanuts |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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826 - I'll bet those clothes looked a lot better in the catalogue |
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827 - Don't waste your breath save it for your 'Inflate-a babe' |
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846 - YOU?RE NOT WORTHY |
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891 - PEOPLE SKILLS |
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920 - THROW A STICK |
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953 - I BET YOU?RE SINGLE |
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1014 - BORN STUPID ? |
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1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
|
1046 - WHAT ATTITUDE ? |
|
1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1059 - OUT IN PUBLIC ? |
|
1065 - DAD WANTED BLOW |
|
1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
|
1071 - STICK TO BLOWJOB |
|
1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
|
1088 - BLH BLH |
|
1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
|
1099 - MORE BITCH |
|
1102 - EVE |
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1108 - SMART SPERM SWIM |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1128 - HUSBAND WON'T LIKE |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1165 - FC LIFESTYLE |
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1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
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1185 - SELF-DIAGNOSIS |
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1190 - KEEP SMILING |
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1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1203 - CAR PARK PUDDLE |
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1208 - YOU SHOULD GO FAR |
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1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1218 - MISTRUST STRANGERS |
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1219 - SPECIAL TIME |
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1221 - DUCT TAPE |
|
1223 - INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS |
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1232 - CLEAN MOON |
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1233 - ALL ANIMALS |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
|
1244 - THANK YOU |
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1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
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1247 - NO SWIMMING |
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1252 - FOXTROT OSCAR |
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1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
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1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
|
1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
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1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
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1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
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1276 - JAILBAIT |
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1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
|
1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
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1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
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1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
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1292 - WHO DID FACE ? |
|
1295 - TWISTED IMAGINATION |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
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1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
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1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
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1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
|
1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
|
1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
|
1353 - HOUSE/WHEELS -CAR |
|
1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
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1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
|
1387 - FECKHIM - 7 |
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1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
|
1396 - WANT YOUR HELP ? |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
|
1427 - I'm not allowed to be a racist bastard but I can think like one |
|
1434 - Racist?.I'm not even in a hurry |
|
1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
|
1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
|
1453 - Talk to the tits and the hand will slap you |
|
1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
|
1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
|
1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
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1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1482 - Who did your face? |
|
1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1510 - I was born ugly, what's your excuse? |
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1513 - A Womans place is on top! |
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1519 - Don't talk to us! We don't make the decisions |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1537 - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality |
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1546 - If my dick was half as big as your mouth I'd date you! |
|
1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
|
1585 - It would never work I'm aquarius and you're ridiculous |
|
1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
|
1701 - Euro - Anchor |
|
1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
|
1729 - Do you have a name for that private little world of yours? |
|
1731 - Don't give me a piece of your mind, I know you can't spare it |
|
1745 - I don't care how wet it gets, I'm not sticking my finger in no dyke!! |
|
1757 - If you really want to succeed, try not to be yourself |
|
1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
|
1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
|
1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
|
1783 - You look like I need a drink |
|
1795 - One twat in my pants is enough thanks! |
|
1872 - I don't like to be rude, but you're boring me now! |
|
1880 - Don't be so harsh on yourself You're not worth it! |
|
1895 - I'm sure your inner beauty more than compensates for the way you look! |
|
1896 - Slag Magnet |
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1963 - Jesus loves you proof that humour and religion can coexist! |
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1970 - You'll never be even half the man your mother was!! |
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1987 - I may not be very clever but at least I'm good to look at! |
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2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
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2007 - I bet your family tree has still got half of them living in it!! |
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2015 - So, where'd you leave your Ventriloquist? |
|
2016 - Ey up, Where'd you leave your ventriloqist then? |
|
2025 - You don't sweat much for a fat bird! |
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2029 - You'd make your Daddy proud, son! If you had one! |
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2035 - Did you do your own make-up? Or did you have an accomplice? |
|
2036 - Are you really a feminist or are you just scared to come out? |
|
2039 - Your Boyfriend wants me! |
|
2040 - Your Girlfriend wants me! |
|
2045 - By your age you really should have developed a personality |
|
2046 - How come feminists are built like blokes & have such macho attitudes??? |
|
2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
|
2070 - Pleasemaintaineyecontact |
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2078 - Surely you can do better than that!? |
|
2081 - I only talk to myself because I make more sense! |
|
2083 - I'd rather persuade you to leave than make you come! |
|
2086 - Don't get caught! looking here |
|
2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
|
2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
|
2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
|
2118 - When you're talking out your arse like that, can you still use your mouth? |
|
2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2124 - Don't think! You might spoil your reputation! |
|
2126 - Look down here if you want? But talk up there. |
|
2127 - I could lie to you, about how smart you are, and all that?. But what's the point when you're ugly like that? |
|
2128 - I'd prefer you to perve at my arse! That way, at least I'll be walking away from you! |
|
2129 - I can see the potential, but why didn't you make an effort? |
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2143 - I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself! |
|
2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
|
2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
|
2147 - You can't help the way you look! But you could have stayed at home! |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
|
2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
|
2190 - Cute as a button not quite as bright |
|
2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
|
2204 - 12 12 12 Twice as evil |
|
2208 - F: Hi Gorgeous B: Not you, you fat slag! |
|
2211 - Buying LOTTO tickets is NOT a valid career choice |
|
2223 - Think of me as three fit birds all rolled into one |
|
2234 - I took my wife to the dogfight last night?.she won! |
|
2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
|
2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
|
2258 - I don't have an attitude I just have a personality you can't handle |
|
2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
|
2354 - I can see the potential but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2362 - And you're telling me this because?? |
|
2378 - It's only harrassment if you're ugly |
|
2380 - If I were getting smart with you? How would you know? |
|
2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
|
2397 - I'm the TWAT you wish you could ride like |
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2398 - |
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2401 - You might ride a ?13.000 motorsickle son but I've got a ?150,000 t-shirt! |
|
2407 - Were your mom & dad related before they were related? |
|
2416 - I'm sorry, I don?t speak idiot! |
|
2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
|
2446 - Thank You for making me feel so superior |
|
2461 - I may not have morals but I do have standards |
|
2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
|
2473 - OK, I'll fuck you but only to prove I have a GSOH |
|
2477 - It puzzles me how people like you ever reach maturity |
|
2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
|
2522 - Genetically engineered to flip burgers |
|
2524 - If you want commitment get a dog! |
|
2534 - Time is a great healer, but a rubbish beautician |
|
2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
|
2559 - Snooze |
|
2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
|
2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
|
2613 - Don't bother, mate, I've heard ducks fart before |
|
2616 - What are you trying to say? |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
|
2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
|
2648 - How dare you demand equal pay, when you can't even lift heavy things?! |
|
2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
|
2655 - Stick around you make me feel better about myself |
|
2663 - Have you ever stopped to think, and then forgotten to start again? |
|
2675 - If it hasn't got any ink you're not sticking it in me! |
|
2681 - Nice Tattoo did you do it yourself? |
|
2683 - No, I do not want to see your Taz, british bulldog, or anything else that resembles a smudged stamp!! |
|
2685 - All it takes is a little prick |
|
2687 - I'm not your fucking mate, mate!! |
|
2691 - Please do not judge me by your ignorance |
|
2696 - If you make a cunt of yourself? At least you'll have a plaything |
|
2708 - I'm fat hos intolerant |
|
2727 - Vegetarian Ancient Navajo word for 'bad hunter' |
|
2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
|
2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
|
2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
|
2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
|
2762 - Welcome to the Isle of Man Now get back across! |
|
2772 - I'm not deaf?I'm just ignoring you |
|
2783 - I don't do mingers but my mates do |
|
2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
|
2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
|
2815 - Nutter Magnet |
|
2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
|
2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
|
2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
|
2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
|
2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
|
2947 - Employ a Teenager Now!! While he still knows everything!! |
|
2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
|
2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
|
2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
3026 - If you were a midget?you'd only be half as ugly! |
|
3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
|
3042 - I'm completely unoverawed |
|
3046 - Excuse me if I'm completely underwhelmed |
|
3051 - Buffet' is french for: 'Get off your fat arse and go fetch it yourself!' |
|
3052 - What's the opposite of 'Vive la france'? |
|
3073 - If you're lucky, you'll lose your looks as you get older |
|
3080 - Do they have running water where you come from? |
|
3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
|
3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
|
3094 - Even hookers want to know why we can't: 'just be friends' |
|
3127 - Can you really afford to give anybody a piece of your mind?? |
|
3132 - Your mother's truck looks better than she does! |
|
3139 - I'm just thrilled I'm not you |
|
3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
|
4278 - WDYGFY - Why don't you go fuck yourself
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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68 - Let's do 68 Go down on me and I'll owe you one |
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247 - CUNNING LINGUIST |
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264 - YUK FU |
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287 - If you can read this you must be sitting on my face |
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290 - WYBMABIITY |
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301 - Eye Testing Saves Sight and while you are down there, how about a head job? |
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314 - A stitch in time would have confused Einstein |
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344 - Rabbits' feet are lucky? |
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490 - FOO MUCKING TUCH |
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568 - EURO ANCHOR |
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654 - S.T.F.U. |
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694 - J.F.D.I. |
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700 - DILLIGAF |
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702 - TW@ deluxe.co.uk |
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733 - How do you confuse a wanker? 32 |
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758 - What's Rough & hairy outside? Soft & wet inside? Starts with a C? Ends with a T? Has a U & and N in it? A coconut you PERVERT |
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863 - ROME / PIZZA |
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981 - F I I K |
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1013 - Reborn fish captive in a tank |
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1023 - MINE?S NOT JESUS |
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1028 - SMELL FANNY |
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1033 - DYSLEXIC VIMTO |
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1039 - GET BLAME ANYWAY |
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1040 - PINGU |
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1063 - LOOSE LIPS |
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1081 - 181 |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1139 - USED TO FUCK STUPID |
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1152 - GOURANGA |
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1156 - BODY LIKE MINE |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1178 - TONIGHT MATTHEW |
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1186 - NINJA PENGUIN |
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1187 - HUMOUR EVOLUTION |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1192 - THINK BEYOND BOX |
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1196 - INVISIBLE MAN |
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1199 - I.Q. 4 SALE |
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1228 - ATHEIST ORGASM |
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1230 - SPEED OF DARK |
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1239 - MONOSYLLABIC |
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1240 - CLOSET CLAUSTROPHOBIC |
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1242 - HYPOTHETICAL |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1251 - HARD TO SPELL |
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1252 - FOXTROT OSCAR |
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1258 - THIRSTY ? |
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1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
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1279 - VICTORIA CROSS |
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1302 - WHAT IF SHIT... |
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1305 - ENTERPRISE BELTS |
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1306 - IF PIGS COULD FLY |
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1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
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1318 - ESPERANTO |
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1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
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1335 - DIVORCED COUSIN |
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1339 - NIRVANA |
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1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
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1352 - RAINBOW |
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1357 - PLAYS WELL |
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1365 - LIVE TO REGRET |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1387 - FECKHIM - 7 |
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1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1430 - Zip Club |
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1433 - If I'm here? Who's running Hell? |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
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1459 - Am I dyslexic? |
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1463 - In dog years, I'm dead |
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1466 - Woah!! How many peeping toms have you cured? |
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1482 - Who did your face? |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1495 - Please don't give me your opinion untill I've connected the electrodes |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
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1590 - Maths illiteracy affects 11 out of every 6 people |
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1603 - Not only am I am a master of suspense, but I |
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1608 - Sometimes the best solution is to find another problem! |
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1611 - Somehow, I've always known I'd never be psychic |
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1638 - Found it! Now my finger stinks |
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1676 - My other toy is shaft driven |
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1701 - Euro - Anchor |
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1707 - You nosey bastard |
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1714 - I * KY |
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1729 - Do you have a name for that private little world of yours? |
|
1733 - Wrinkled for your pleasure |
|
1734 - Only I know who I am |
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1747 - I don't care if it makes me glow in the dark! |
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1757 - If you really want to succeed, try not to be yourself |
|
1790 - Does my tan look real in this? |
|
1876 - Aren't women strange! They even moan when you make them happy! |
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1889 - If I show you Amarillo on a map, will you fuck off?? |
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1901 - If you can read this, guess where I left my backpack |
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1952 - Wake Up to Insomnia! |
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1953 - This is a T-Shirt! Not a Cactus speak to wearer to discover the difference! |
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1956 - There's more to life than meets the mind! |
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1957 - I got my wife a dildo now I can play with the toy and the box! |
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1959 - Life, Liberty and the happiness of pursuit |
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1964 - If you think life is a bit of a joke?. Wait til you get to the punchline! |
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1966 - |
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1969 - Does God believe in people? |
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1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
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1976 - Racial Prejudice is just a pigment of the imagination |
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1979 - Is there life before Death? |
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1984 - Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria? |
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1992 - Is free love free? Is it really love? Let's help each other find out! |
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2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
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2019 - Where would Christians be today if Jesus had smartened himself up for the court appearance? |
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2028 - Are vegetarians doing their bit to consume the environment? |
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2070 - Pleasemaintaineyecontact |
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2071 - Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr, this is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse |
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2098 - Can't Use New Technology |
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2119 - Is Moby Dick contagious? |
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2120 - I can't think, therefore I doubt if I am? |
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2122 - I can't decide, therefore, I'm probably not! Or am I? |
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2191 - |
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2240 - National Association of Bearded Drunkards |
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2241 - F: DIGAF B: DIF |
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2277 - Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country needs him??? |
|
2378 - It's only harrassment if you're ugly |
|
2432 - I wish I was mature but not in a cheese way! |
|
2469 - 2 can chew |
|
2477 - It puzzles me how people like you ever reach maturity |
|
2480 - What about my rights? I'm an anglo-saxon aborigine |
|
2488 - A porkie a day keeps the Muslims away |
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2525 - Fat penguin There?that'll break the ice |
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2533 - When I turned 2 I was really anxious, because I?d doubled my age in a single year. I thought to myself, if this keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
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2541 - Age is just a number - mine is unlisted |
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2546 - As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, then? I can't remember the other two |
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2575 - I still enjoy sex at 75, even though I live at 79 |
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2726 - Fancy a shot in the dark? |
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2834 - My other t-shirt is still at Heathrow |
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2864 - 22 out of every 7 people are confused by fractions, but they know all about pie! |
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2877 - Snog, Blow job, Anal? not everything in life should be in alphabetic order |
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2930 - If I'm staring at your missus please feel free to kick the shit out of my guide dog |
|
2944 - F: Piece of cake!!! B: Q: How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
|
2971 - Lesbien voyeur |
|
2997 - I'm wearing this because I can't find my camouflage shirt! |
|
3001 - How can something so small get me into so much trouble? |
|
3027 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
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3030 - No I don?t recycle These are tassle twirling directions |
|
3034 - Have you seen my deja vu shirt? |
|
3040 - If it ain't got fur, it ain't fun! |
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3043 - Can you make an anagram of the word 'on'? |
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3045 - Retard A compliment in Yorkshire |
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3050 - My old dad once told me: 'son, you can't run away from your problems!'? You know, I still treasure that postcard |
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3052 - What's the opposite of 'Vive la france'? |
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3053 - My Chinese is comme ci, comme ca |
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3059 - Should Anal Retentive have a hyphen? |
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3062 - Does a high ranking religious figure evacuate his bowels in a forestry reserve? |
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3068 - I don't think much of your attitude, mate, it's way too suppository! |
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3084 - You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead! |
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3085 - Emma Chizitt |
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3087 - I once bought a book called: 'How to hug' Imagine my disappointment when I got home and realised it was Vol VI of the Encyclopaedia Britannica |
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3091 - Why is xenophobia a foreign word?? |
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3093 - Our eyes met, and the ground lurched beneath my feet, and bells rang out? My God, I thought, I've finally found her! Then I remembered? we were in a lift. |
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3099 - I think my wife's dead: sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up! |
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3102 - She was stunning, an absolute apparition. To try to attract her attention, I set fire to myself? It worked: she fried an egg on me. |
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3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
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3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
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3109 - My first boyfriend was a lying bastard: told me he was from Wigan and gave me a french kiss. |
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3112 - So I kissed Lucy, and was very surprised to feel her tongue pop out. It was my first real snog and I loved it. You can imagine that I fell in love instantly. Sadly, the next year, Lucy developed distemper and had to be put down. |
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3116 - Cliches should be avoided like the plague |
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3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
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3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
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3138 - Is there another word for synonym? |
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3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
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3143 - Why only one Monopolies Commission? |
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3145 - What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? |
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3147 - This is not an optical illusion? It just looks like one |
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3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
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3159 - W - anchor (wanker) |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Religion T-Shirts » |
1 - AM - On the 8th Day GOD created the American Motorsickle but on the 9th he traded it in on something faster and more fun to ride |
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43 - JESUS LOVES ME Everybody else thinks I'm a wanker including my Mum |
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157 - I am not a born again Christian my mother got it right the first time |
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159 - Tastes like chicken |
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227 - God bless atheism |
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228 - Jesus saves with Scottish Widows |
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248 - Jesus loves black and white I prefer Johnny Walker |
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263 - I am a dyslexic atheist. I don't believe there is a dog |
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273 - I don't give a shit whose son you are, you're not coming on this bus with that fucking great big cross! |
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274 - I don't give a flying fuck who your father is.. Don't walk on the water while I'm fishing |
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293 - If God is omnipotent, why does he need my money? |
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330 - And for my next trick? I shall need 5 loaves, 3 fishes & a fucking huge urn of water |
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438 - Lord please save me from your followers |
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475 - The absence of signs is a sign and we see it clearly, master |
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481 - Walk with Jesus but look out for speedboats |
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541 - Share the spirit and the mixers |
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567 - I found Jesus he was behind the sofa the whole time |
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574 - I'm not the messiah I'm a very naughty boy |
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600 - Did Mary and Joseph have other kids who weren't so famous? |
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622 - Jesus is coming Quick, hide in the bong |
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640 - I get laid 3 times a month Not bad for a Roman Catholic priest in a small country town |
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644 - I was a dyslexic devil worshiper. I sold my soul to Santa |
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652 - God must have had a sense of humour, especially when he made me |
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666 - I may well be an Agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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693 - Jesus loves you but I'm his favourite |
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743 - I may be gullible, but at least I still have this magic fish |
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763 - How do you expect me to walk on water with these fucking great holes in my feet? |
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770 - My parents created the universe and all I got was this lousy t-shirt |
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833 - I've been touched by God but not by Father Murphy |
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866 - PROCESSION |
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867 - RELIGIOUS WARS |
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994 - ATHEIST / AM GOD |
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1002 - CHRIST DIED FOR US |
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1003 - TRINITY |
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1013 - Reborn fish captive in a tank |
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1023 - MINE?S NOT JESUS |
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1042 - SCATTERED SHOWERS |
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1055 - I can't believe it's not Buddha! |
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1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
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1102 - EVE |
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1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
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1122 - BORN AGAIN ATHEIST |
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1152 - GOURANGA |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1226 - LET THERE BE LIGHT |
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1228 - ATHEIST ORGASM |
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1274 - DARWIN FISH |
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1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
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1283 - HELL WAS FULL |
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1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
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1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
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1319 - SMELLS LIKE PUSSY |
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1339 - NIRVANA |
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1342 - HECK |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1359 - LORD IS WATCHING |
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1360 - GOD KNOWS |
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1395 - I FEEL SORRY |
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1433 - If I'm here? Who's running Hell? |
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1473 - Devil's wench |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1487 - The evil clone did it! |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1533 - Wide open til you see God?.then brake |
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1534 - Lord please help me? |
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1552 - When choosing between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried yet |
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1560 - Sinnin & Grinnin |
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1562 - We're all Gods Children |
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1569 - Lord please tell me this isn't my full potential |
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1587 - My Pagan friends worship the ground I walk on. |
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1592 - Pray to the Lord but row away from the rocks |
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1593 - Pollytheism Belief in a divine parrot |
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1594 - I'd be Atheist but the holidays suck |
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1595 - Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag coefficient of 0.01 |
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1597 - The meek are getting ready! |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1634 - Evilution |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1687 - I'm agnostic |
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1754 - I bet I'll be in Hell before ya! |
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1755 - went to hell for something that?s no longer a sin |
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1762 - The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, |
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1770 - My Alter Ego is an Altar Boy |
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1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
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1922 - My dyslexic theologian friend says your Dog's shite! |
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1963 - Jesus loves you proof that humour and religion can coexist! |
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1969 - Does God believe in people? |
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1971 - Let he who is stoned cast the first sin |
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1993 - Jesus Lives Easter has been cancelled! |
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2019 - Where would Christians be today if Jesus had smartened himself up for the court appearance? |
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2042 - Kosher as a bacon and cheese samoosa |
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2047 - He who is without sin will get stoned first |
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2055 - Come with me I'm going to meet 100 virgins |
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2066 - 100 Virgins and just one blown up prick? |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2103 - I'm not much good with miracles, but I can turn beer into piss! |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2166 - Infidel and Proud |
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2204 - 12 12 12 Twice as evil |
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2217 - Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over |
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2225 - |
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2259 - Hardcore Atheist |
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2266 - 12 12 12 Twice as fuckin evil as you! |
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2268 - God hates religion |
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2298 - With 2Kg fo Semtex strapped to your nuts, do you really think the virgins are waiting for you? |
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2299 - 999 I can do evil standing on my head! |
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2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
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2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
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2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
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2389 - 000 Not very evil at all, really. Oh, bugger, what a giveaway! |
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2406 - Don't let the body fool you, my real punishment awaits me in hell |
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2434 - |
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2445 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tent |
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2448 - Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference |
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2475 - In the beginning, man made God, and then the problems started |
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2476 - Religion is the problem, Is God the answer? |
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2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
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2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
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2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
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2543 - There's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured by reincarnation |
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2564 - I am ready to meet my maker, but I'm not so sure he is ready to meet me |
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2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
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2639 - Mommy things I'm at Sunday school |
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2649 - I never missed Sundae school |
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2653 - I ride the evil twin! |
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2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
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2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
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2743 - 999 Fuckin well evil!! |
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2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
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2749 - I bought a teddy for ten pounds, and sold it for twenty, & now I'm in trouble for making a prophet |
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2784 - Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2789 - Atheism - A non-prophet organisation |
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2794 - To err is human to forgive, divine, and to really fuck things up, you need a computer |
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2800 - Old bikers never die? they just ride off into Hell |
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2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
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2805 - Cheese is food for the soul |
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2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
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2839 - little infidel |
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2872 - Shove your religion up your arse! No offence abdul |
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2890 - Burn down churches |
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2914 - 'In the beginning man created God' Now, get the fuck over it! |
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2917 - And the lord said unto Moses: 'Come forth' he came fifth and lost his dole money. |
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2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
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2968 - My cups runneth over |
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2986 - If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have the dick of Bealzebub |
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3062 - Does a high ranking religious figure evacuate his bowels in a forestry reserve? |
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3126 - We're more popular than jesus! - John Lennon |
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3131 - I've been born again, and breast feeding is much more fun this time! |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Sad T-Shirts » |
44 - WOMEN SUCK! Except the ones I know |
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83 - GROUP SEX is using both hands |
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175 - My next wife is going to be normal |
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223 - Fuck me - I'm famous |
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315 - The government isn't doing its job I still have some money |
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359 - I'm on the crest of a slump |
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406 - PRIZE TWAT |
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414 - 1st CLASS WANKER |
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451 - Iron will nerves of steel knob of butter |
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492 - Dateless & desperate |
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503 - Official member of the piss and moan about everything club |
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515 - TRUST NO ONE |
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586 - My name's Garry and my mum says I'm special |
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587 - Don't laugh I'm dying for a shag |
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603 - LOST CAUSE |
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662 - RELUCTANT GIGOLO |
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680 - Me? Crap in bed? How can you tell after only 3 seconds? |
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742 - I've los my superhero costume |
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790 - ZERO CHARISMA |
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791 - Overseas nobody knows I'm nobody at home |
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797 - I'm so short I go up on most women |
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799 - Fine upstanding pillock of the community |
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864 - TRUST WANKER |
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996 - SHOT TO SHIT |
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997 - BEST 25 SECONDS |
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1029 - DAD'S FOR LIFE |
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1036 - HANG WITH WANKERS |
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1040 - PINGU |
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1086 - BEER & BOLLOCKS |
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1093 - DSS |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1103 - NOT A TWAT, HONEST |
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1108 - SMART SPERM SWIM |
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1127 - MISS RIGHT |
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1130 - DOUBLE DECKER DOG |
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1177 - NOB |
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1178 - TONIGHT MATTHEW |
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1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1200 - NOT AGENT |
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1207 - IMMEDIATE STRANGERS |
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1210 - BETTER IN MIRROR |
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1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
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1214 - DICK HEAD |
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1215 - TRIED GROUP SEX |
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1224 - STARTING TO DIG |
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1225 - EQUAL & OPPOSITE |
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1232 - CLEAN MOON |
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1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
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1254 - LI-LO |
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1259 - DANGEROUS |
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1281 - FRIDGE LIGHT |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
|
1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
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1309 - DIGITAL ANALOGUE |
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1312 - INFO SUPERHIGHWAY |
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1313 - GOOD WHOLESOME SEX |
|
1315 - MARRIED MEN FORGET |
|
1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
|
1332 - REPO TRASH |
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1336 - B W B M |
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1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1390 - EYES FOR EWE |
|
1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
|
1417 - Back on my barstool |
|
1435 - It's all about me! |
|
1459 - Am I dyslexic? |
|
1463 - In dog years, I'm dead |
|
1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
|
1465 - My wife knows all my erroneous zones |
|
1475 - My imaginary friend says you're deranged |
|
1478 - I went out on the piss one night and came home legless |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1491 - It's all in the wrist |
|
1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
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1517 - Damn!! I got old quick |
|
1522 - I continue to fight the losing battle |
|
1530 - Looking for true love? |
|
1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1540 - Real Life Fantasy |
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1541 - I'm just working here til I can find a good fast food job |
|
1547 - If only? Stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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1558 - wnaker |
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1569 - Lord please tell me this isn't my full potential |
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1571 - I'd leave tomorrow if I knew how to pack |
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1573 - Man in love with dimple makes brave mistake marrying whole girl |
|
1574 - Marriage: The only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the licence |
|
1582 - I'm good for nothing but I'm very very good at it! |
|
1586 - Even if you could understand women, you'd never believe it! |
|
1590 - Maths illiteracy affects 11 out of every 6 people |
|
1598 - My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot! |
|
1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
|
1604 - Jonses? I can't keep up with the Simpsons! |
|
1606 - Why be pessimistic? It won't work anyway |
|
1608 - Sometimes the best solution is to find another problem! |
|
1617 - Make us both happy take me to bed |
|
1622 - I may not be a Twat but I act like one |
|
1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
|
1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
|
1653 - Overworked & underlaid |
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1656 - My ex hates me when I'm drunk but I hate her when I'm sober |
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1669 - I don't watch much porn, 2 or 3 minutes is usually enough |
|
1675 - I aimed low in life and missed anyway |
|
1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
|
1682 - My doctor told me to stop wanking |
|
1683 - Punishing myself |
|
1689 - I'll make you feel like a woman |
|
1690 - Oh no! Not another learning experience |
|
1692 - I once had the perfect woman |
|
1705 - I am determined not to be compulsive obsessive!!!!! |
|
1708 - Linux Bigot |
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1709 - Microsoft Intolerant |
|
1712 - Give her my feckin house |
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1717 - The monkey told me to spank it |
|
1726 - I have an XT brain in a Pentium world |
|
1750 - My Ex got a gold mine I got the shaft! |
|
1758 - I'm just two short of a threesome |
|
1759 - Uberchav |
|
1760 - Chavette |
|
1769 - Ever since my girlfriend got a puncture, she goes down on me more often |
|
1774 - Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah?. |
|
1788 - Dogs shut their eyes to shag my leg! |
|
1789 - Warning! Contents may not match description! |
|
1790 - Does my tan look real in this? |
|
1861 - My leg fakes it for big dogs |
|
1886 - F: Want that one! B: Don't like it |
|
1893 - Even though I have very low expectations of people, I'm always disappointed |
|
1896 - Slag Magnet |
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1904 - I'm the one that didn't get away! |
|
1905 - I have a cunning plan! But then again, I've had beer |
|
1968 - Start the morning without me |
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1972 - Every day is the dawn of a new error! |
|
1974 - If we learn through our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education |
|
1980 - Just as I was getting used to yesterday? along came today |
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1982 - I have enough money to last me the rest of my life? as long as I don't want to buy anything! |
|
1985 - Happiness can't buy money! |
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1995 - A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain |
|
2001 - I'd let Little Bo-Peep blow my horn |
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2023 - I'm about as employable as a Muslim Rabbi |
|
2079 - I talk bollocks like a native |
|
2081 - I only talk to myself because I make more sense! |
|
2088 - Wize Pranker |
|
2089 - What are you moaning about, woman, I'm having a great time! |
|
2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
|
2102 - Hung like a chipmunk |
|
2106 - My education is nearly as well-rounded as my figure! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2117 - My wife got a new vibrator, now she never takes it out the box |
|
2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
|
2186 - Hazard to Myself |
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2195 - You should see me when the drugs wear off |
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2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
|
2230 - I used to think life was too short?.until I got married |
|
2232 - Everything I eat turns to shit! What's wrong with me? |
|
2246 - Do my tits make my arse look big? |
|
2247 - I was the dead fish in my think tank |
|
2265 - I don't cheat I just bend the rules |
|
2274 - Light is faster than sound That's why some people seem bright until they open their mouths! |
|
2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
|
2328 - This is what you get when you fuck with perfection! |
|
2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2348 - I distrust Camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink |
|
2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
|
2355 - My anonimity precedes me! |
|
2358 - Too soon Old Too late Smart |
|
2360 - Marriage has cured my fear of being alone |
|
2361 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize |
|
2363 - Body by Beer |
|
2365 - Hula Hoops are definitely the way forward! - Orville |
|
2369 - I am not a Sheep |
|
2373 - Working class zero |
|
2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
|
2381 - iWank |
|
2389 - 000 Not very evil at all, really. Oh, bugger, what a giveaway! |
|
2443 - Some days, you're the pidgeon, Others, the statue |
|
2445 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's tent |
|
2451 - Hung like a Budgie Hell of a tongue |
|
2455 - I'm happy on the inside Now, Fuck Off! |
|
2498 - Drummer |
|
2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
|
2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
|
2516 - In case of rape this side up |
|
2519 - I am the git |
|
2527 - F: 666% Lucky B: If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all! |
|
2528 - Why do we get old too soon, & wise too late? |
|
2534 - Time is a great healer, but a rubbish beautician |
|
2535 - Experience has taught me that I've learnt nothing from experience |
|
2538 - Wisdom usually comes with age? but in my case age just showed up all by itself. |
|
2541 - Age is just a number - mine is unlisted |
|
2544 - I must be getting old coz I've stopped choosing my cereal for the toy |
|
2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
|
2546 - As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, then? I can't remember the other two |
|
2550 - I'd retire, but I'm no good at crosswords |
|
2556 - I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart |
|
2557 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents - and the second half by our children! |
|
2558 - Whenever I download Porn, I sit there willing my computer not to go down on me?? |
|
2562 - My blood type has been discontinued |
|
2577 - I have been suffering with memory loss since as far back as I can remember |
|
2579 - Dilemma: Shy, Gay Claustrophobic Can't stay in the closet? Daren't come out! |
|
2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
|
2585 - Mouse Potato |
|
2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
|
2599 - I am an owner operator I am not a wanker |
|
2612 - Plan? Do I look like I've got a fucking plan? |
|
2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
|
2620 - I spent 2 hours doing my hair and then left it at home |
|
2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
|
2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
|
2698 - I'll see your 2 tits and raise you my dick |
|
2712 - Excuse me, my train of thought has missed it's connection |
|
2725 - Most people have at least one good point? Mine is that I'm easy |
|
2734 - 3 ex wives & 4 barmen to support |
|
2742 - Vici Veni VD I conquered I came I got the clap |
|
2771 - I may not be as fit as I once was? but I make upf ro it in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment |
|
2774 - I've stopped blaming my parents and started blaming my kids |
|
2796 - Window shopper |
|
2815 - Nutter Magnet |
|
2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
|
2834 - My other t-shirt is still at Heathrow |
|
2840 - I don't need the internet? my wife knows everything |
|
2842 - No known friends |
|
2850 - I'll never phone the enema helpline again?they were very rude to me |
|
2861 - I would gladly die for you?But can we shag a few times before you ask me to prove it? |
|
2870 - In't wanking brilliant |
|
2875 - Most of the time, live rolls along smoothly? but now and again the wheels fall off |
|
2876 - Wax off |
|
2922 - I've got life all fack to bront |
|
2963 - Binge wanker Not all the time, but when I get a chance I do it until I can't |
|
2967 - The Boss <--- |
|
3016 - Mile high club prospect so far the best I've managed is a wank on a train |
|
3017 - I used to think I was fallible, but I was wrong |
|
3049 - Tragically, I was an only twin - Peter Cook |
|
3088 - My autobiography is straight from the horses mouth - Victoria Beckham |
|
3090 - I've been chased by women before, but not while I was awake! |
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3094 - Even hookers want to know why we can't: 'just be friends' |
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3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
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3112 - So I kissed Lucy, and was very surprised to feel her tongue pop out. It was my first real snog and I loved it. You can imagine that I fell in love instantly. Sadly, the next year, Lucy developed distemper and had to be put down. |
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3113 - Don't count your chickens until they have all crossed the road |
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3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
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3122 - When we split up, I shared the house equally with my ex-wife; she got the inside and I got the outside. |
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3123 - I tried phone sex and got an ear infection |
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3124 - During sex I fantasise that I am someone else |
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3140 - You live and learn and then you die and forget it all! |
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3154 - Dyslexic Scrabble champion |
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4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
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6 - If sex is a pain in the arse, you've got it completely fuckin' wrong |
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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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16 - I'm naked under my clothes |
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18 - Smile It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips |
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26 - I am into Sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Am I flogging a dead horse? |
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28 - I don't need to be dead to donate my organ |
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29 - NO THANKS I'm a reformed Sex Maniac |
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30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
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31 - Show me the front of your bum |
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32 - Liquor in the front Poker in the rear |
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35 - Virginity cured here |
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40 - Dead Women don't say NO! |
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41 - Date Rape? Grab hold of his dick, get a pair of scissors & ask if he really means no? |
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44 - WOMEN SUCK! Except the ones I know |
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52 - My girlfriend used to smoke until we discovered K-Y |
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54 - I choked Monica Lewinsky |
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55 - Show me your pink bits |
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57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
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58 - Body Piercing Done Here |
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63 - There's a sucker born every minute swallowers are a bit harder to find |
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64 - Can I buy you dinner because it's against my principles to fuck a hungry woman |
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68 - Let's do 68 Go down on me and I'll owe you one |
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69 - NICE LEGS What time do they open? |
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71 - I'm just a shy bloke with a fuckin' huge donger |
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73 - Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem. |
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76 - Mean people suck! Come here and show me how mean you can be |
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77 - I'm here about the blowjob |
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83 - GROUP SEX is using both hands |
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85 - I fuck on the first date |
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88 - I only do Humans |
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94 - YES but not with YOU |
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99 - Earth Girls are easy |
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110 - One of us is thinking about sex? OK, it's me |
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114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
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134 - Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing! |
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143 - OK but wash it first |
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144 - ORGASM DONOR |
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147 - Nice girls don't spit |
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149 - Sex is better than logic. I cant prove it, but it is. |
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176 - I haven't had sex for so long, I've forgotten who gets tied up |
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180 - Happiness is coming |
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206 - TOP SHAG |
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246 - Use me, abuse me, make me feel cheap |
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336 - I'm bisexual when I want sex I have to buy it |
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407 - ORAL SEX SUCKS |
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411 - Chew me till I scream |
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440 - On a Scale of 1 to 10 I'd definitely give you one |
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447 - Do ya fancy a fuckin' shag then? |
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449 - GAGGING FOR IT |
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488 - Great ball control but I don't play football |
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563 - GIZEDJOB |
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570 - 10p a shag, I am and I give change |
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604 - I might be ugly, but I'm a great shag |
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628 - SIT ON A HAPPY FACE |
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629 - I've learned to breathe thru my ears |
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707 - Shite Shag and keen to prove it |
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722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
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813 - F: Lets do magic We go out, we eat, we drink, go back to my place, we fuck, and then you disappear B: Wait while I get my wand out |
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936 - 236 BONES |
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942 - DOUBLE-DECKER DOG |
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1003 - TRINITY |
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1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
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1009 - BOYS TOYS |
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1027 - EB QA |
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1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
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1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
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1051 - FIRST PUSSY |
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1058 - W M D |
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1060 - NTL: |
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1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1062 - WELL, OK THEN. |
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1063 - LOOSE LIPS |
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1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
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1067 - HELP SPANK ? |
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1072 - PREMATURE GENOCIDE |
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1078 - MOUTHFULL |
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1080 - VENTRILOQUIST |
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1092 - JUST SAY SO |
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1093 - DSS |
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1100 - GO OUT / STAY HOME |
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1110 - SPANK CHEEKY |
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1112 - TITS POINTING |
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1116 - LIKE YOUR SHOES |
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1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
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1120 - 6 LETTER ORGASM |
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1130 - DOUBLE DECKER DOG |
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1139 - USED TO FUCK STUPID |
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1144 - LIKTWAT |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
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1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1204 - LIMP DOCTOR |
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1228 - ATHEIST ORGASM |
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1229 - HAIRY BEAST |
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1243 - HOW FIT ? |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1254 - LI-LO |
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1260 - LA MINGE GINGE |
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1269 - MINDFUCK |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1282 - BARB-WIRE SHAG |
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1291 - 18 COLLAR |
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1296 - LET'S DO 96 |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1313 - GOOD WHOLESOME SEX |
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1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1331 - CLICK ME NEKKID |
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1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
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1338 - OFTEN |
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1341 - OWN NUDE SCENES |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
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1358 - SATURDAY |
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1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1369 - don't ASSUME |
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1375 - LESBIANITY |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
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1386 - IT'S BIG |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1406 - GREATSHAG.COM |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
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1438 - Serial Screamer |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
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1457 - Eager Beaver? |
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1461 - Mona |
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1468 - Do NOT remove this t-shirt it's holding my tits up |
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1469 - ROOT 69 |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
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1488 - Yes, they are mine! They're paid for! |
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1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
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1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1501 - Dip me in a Lesbian I don't like chocolate |
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1508 - I don't sweat the petty things? |
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1513 - A Womans place is on top! |
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1521 - fcukaholic |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1530 - Looking for true love? |
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1531 - Vagitarian |
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1545 - Orgasmatron |
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1549 - Starfish Stretchers |
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1568 - There is no such thing as a bad day shagging |
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1621 - I'm a Taxidermist Can I mount you? |
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1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
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1637 - Eatin ain't Cheatin |
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1640 - There aint no such thing as ugly after 3a.m. |
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1643 - A hard man is good to find |
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1644 - My face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it! |
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1646 - If you want more inches STROKE IT! |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
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1653 - Overworked & underlaid |
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1654 - BAD GIRLS deserve a good licking |
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1661 - Reliable tool hire |
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1669 - I don't watch much porn, 2 or 3 minutes is usually enough |
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1681 - Take a good look at my Balls while I admire your hairstyle |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1702 - Never date a man who wont eat seafood |
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1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
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1714 - I * KY |
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1718 - MYLF |
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1737 - She who holds the pussy makes the rules |
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1739 - If you can't ride it or take it to bed, what's the point? |
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1741 - It's not porn it's a love polygon |
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1742 - I've never come across a pair of lips I didn't like |
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1755 - went to hell for something that?s no longer a sin |
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1764 - Abuse my Chimp why don't you |
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1766 - I must have Penile Dementia I've gone pussy mad |
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1767 - I must have Penile Dementia I can't remember where I put my dick last night |
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1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
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1777 - I just won Lotto |
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1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
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1791 - Tits, Arse, Gob & Gash not necessarily in that order |
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1792 - I'm a dedicated orifice worker |
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1869 - Heinz flicks Beanz |
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1887 - If I had a feminine side I'd play with it all day!! |
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1897 - Will shag for beer |
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1898 - If I'm really, really naughty, can I go to your room? |
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1907 - I love slappers |
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1919 - I love riding twins... |
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1939 - Sex was so good last night, next time I think I'll share it with someone! |
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1940 - I bet you can't shag me just once |
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1941 - All you can eat for 99p |
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1942 - I'd eat you but then I'd have to mate with you |
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1946 - Blonde slappers have more fun |
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1981 - How come Porn Stars have such tiny little dicks? |
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1989 - It has to be hard to be good |
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1990 - Improve your chances of getting pregnant tonight! |
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1992 - Is free love free? Is it really love? Let's help each other find out! |
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2001 - I'd let Little Bo-Peep blow my horn |
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2008 - Are you Little Bo-Peep? And more importantly will you blow my horn? |
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2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
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2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
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2026 - My wife got new boobs for her birthday, but I still end up playing with the box. |
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2033 - MTME |
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2050 - Your girlfriend was great last night! |
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2069 - I Heart Dick |
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2071 - Research has shown that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeevr, this is olny in extreem caess of slef aubse |
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2073 - Pussy IS fattening! |
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2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
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2075 - This Side Goes Down |
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2076 - This side up but.. This side's more fun |
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2089 - What are you moaning about, woman, I'm having a great time! |
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2113 - Hop on here for the ride of your life! |
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2117 - My wife got a new vibrator, now she never takes it out the box |
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2126 - Look down here if you want? But talk up there. |
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2142 - I really really..like big tits |
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2149 - Boys make me dribble |
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2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
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2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
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2165 - Le Coq Massif |
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2169 - I've got a one foot cock! |
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2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
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2184 - Don't ya wish your boyfriend had a cock like mine? |
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2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
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2196 - Yes, they are real! |
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2199 - 69 The Gynaecologist |
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2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
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2209 - Feel or no feel? Open your box and let's see what it's worth |
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2218 - I'd rather be tit-slapped than pussy-whipped |
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2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
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2236 - PW Pussy Welfare |
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2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
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2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
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2255 - Pole Dancing Instructor Own pole supplied |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
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2288 - I make romance inside you, yes? |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
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2314 - Vibrate me 'til me bits fall off |
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2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
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2331 - Smile if you shag cripples |
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2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
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2340 - It's all about the crack so it is! |
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2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
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2364 - |
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2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
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2371 - I shag boys! |
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2372 - Any chance of going halves on a bastard? |
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2384 - |
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2395 - Men who put women on pedestals rarely knock them off. |
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2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
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2439 - The best way to get over him, is to get under me! |
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2451 - Hung like a Budgie Hell of a tongue |
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2452 - Cum on Eileen |
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2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
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2462 - Punani made me do it |
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2469 - 2 can chew |
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2473 - OK, I'll fuck you but only to prove I have a GSOH |
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2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
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2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
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2487 - Not my Brain |
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2493 - Sex Kitten to make me purrr rub here |
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2502 - Have you been on myface.com? |
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2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
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2513 - Crane drivers always get it up! |
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2516 - In case of rape this side up |
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2517 - A doggy is not just for Christmas it's a great position all year long |
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2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
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2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
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2560 - Can you remember? When the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
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2573 - The internet went down on me last night - Best porn site ever!!! |
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2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
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2575 - I still enjoy sex at 75, even though I live at 79 |
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2583 - Adoptmeangelina |
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2606 - The artful dogger |
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2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
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2615 - 9 Inches !! |
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2624 - If it helps just think of me as a lesbian with a dick |
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2627 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are! |
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2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
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2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
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2652 - Can I fuddle duddle with your wibbly wobblies? |
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2660 - Hand in hand gland in hand hand in gland gland in gland |
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2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
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2675 - If it hasn't got any ink you're not sticking it in me! |
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2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
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2688 - Try not to think about sex starting? Now tricky isn?t it? |
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2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
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2702 - The attraction between your tits & my dick defies the laws of gravity |
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2705 - Queer? No way!! My dick gets me in enough shit as it is! |
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2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
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2719 - My favourite bird, swallows |
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2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
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2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
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2742 - Vici Veni VD I conquered I came I got the clap |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
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2775 - Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best of the lot will suck & swallow |
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2787 - Cum on Eileen?I know I did |
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2792 - Banger racers do it from behind |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2804 - I'd rather be ridden to death? ?than bored to death! |
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2812 - London 2012 Friday Night Pentathlon |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2838 - I bet you I can fit a round peg into a star-shaped h*le |
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2844 - Binge Wanker |
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2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
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2854 - One swallow doesn?t make us an item |
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2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
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2877 - Snog, Blow job, Anal? not everything in life should be in alphabetic order |
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2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
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2909 - Pusy contains more calories than you think! |
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2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
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2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
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2927 - If it moves, fuck it! If it doesn't move, stroke it 'til it moves, then fuck it! |
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2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
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2937 - Feel my whopper |
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2941 - I don't give a fuck! But I'll sell you one! |
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2949 - |
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2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
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2968 - My cups runneth over |
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2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
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2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
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2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
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2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
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2988 - I'd rather think inside the box!! |
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2999 - I can't find my feminine side, can I play with yours? |
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3001 - How can something so small get me into so much trouble? |
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3016 - Mile high club prospect so far the best I've managed is a wank on a train |
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3030 - No I don?t recycle These are tassle twirling directions |
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3040 - If it ain't got fur, it ain't fun! |
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3048 - Don't be calling me feckless, I'm not a bloody virgin! So I'm not! |
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3055 - I used to think: 'Coq au vin' meant 'sex in a lorry' |
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3075 - I Fuck |
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3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
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3108 - If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would choose it with anyone living. |
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3111 - I honestly am a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. |
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3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
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3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
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3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
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3123 - I tried phone sex and got an ear infection |
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3124 - During sex I fantasise that I am someone else |
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3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
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3136 - I used to date an English teacher, but she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon |
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3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
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3148 - I phoned the daterape advice line?but it's only for victims |
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3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
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4304 - Legal & General
Standard Life
Go Compare
Direct Line
More Than
Privileded
Sheilas Wheels
Confused Dot Com
Compare the Meerkat
Commercial Union
Admiral
Churchill |
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17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
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26 - I am into Sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Am I flogging a dead horse? |
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40 - Dead Women don't say NO! |
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72 - I'm smiling because they still can't find the bodies |
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121 - Dead people are cool |
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123 - Eagles may soar, but Weasels aren't sucked into jet engines |
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515 - TRUST NO ONE |
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530 - Save the whales colethewoese |
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572 - My granny had a lovely peaceful death? Sat in a chair, closed her eyes, and never woke up? Scared the shit out of the dentist |
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635 - I SEE DEAD PEOPLE |
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638 - If I cant have you, nobody else will |
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656 - Don't piss me off? My backyard is full already! |
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723 - SCIK FCUK |
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731 - Beauty is only skin deep - Imagine what you'd look like without skin |
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757 - If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, try turning up the voltage |
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786 - CAT the other white meat |
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802 - I'm not much good with computers but I know how to open a mouse with a file. |
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807 - No cuddly little furry animals were harmed during the painting of this t-shirt |
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958 - VIEW DOWN HERE |
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1028 - SMELL FANNY |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
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1051 - FIRST PUSSY |
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1068 - MASS MURDER |
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1072 - PREMATURE GENOCIDE |
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1100 - GO OUT / STAY HOME |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
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1162 - CONDOMS don't WORK |
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1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1174 - I LIKE TO LISTEN |
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1188 - COCKLED MORECAMBE |
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1210 - BETTER IN MIRROR |
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1212 - DEAD DRUNK PEOPLE |
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1216 - ROOM ON LIST |
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1221 - DUCT TAPE |
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1256 - CRIPPLES LAND BETTER |
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1257 - DUMB KILLER |
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1295 - TWISTED IMAGINATION |
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1299 - MUM LIKE A SISTER |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1313 - GOOD WHOLESOME SEX |
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1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
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1319 - SMELLS LIKE PUSSY |
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1320 - SPECIAL PARKING |
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1322 - SAFE SEX IN WALES |
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1325 - EVEN MY MUM |
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1326 - MY MUM WAS YOUNG |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1334 - MARRIED COUSIN |
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1335 - DIVORCED COUSIN |
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1337 - LIVE TO BE 8 |
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1343 - 18 YR OLD BODY |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1357 - PLAYS WELL |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1405 - WORLD'S MY ASHTRAY |
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1432 - I stuff seagulls and I'm not a taxidermist |
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1470 - My Momma fucks better than yours but not as good as my cousin |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1485 - Imagine my embarrassment standing at the Wailing Wall with a harpoon gun |
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1495 - Please don't give me your opinion untill I've connected the electrodes |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1515 - If I offer you sweeties don't eat 'em coz I'm dirty |
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1532 - Satisfaction: A belt-fed weapon |
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1535 - Making love to a younger woman can be dangerous? |
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1544 - I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac |
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1556 - Getting stuck up shit creek without a paddle taught me not to bite my nails |
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1561 - Real Power comes from wall plugs |
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1567 - Success has a thousand fathers, failure is a bastard |
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1601 - My Doctor said it's okay for me to be around sharp objects again..! |
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1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
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1613 - I'm so excited I could just kick a puppy |
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1624 - The voices told me to kill someone |
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1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
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1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
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1660 - My grandma's a pisshead! |
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1682 - My doctor told me to stop wanking |
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1688 - Where else but Wales |
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1692 - I once had the perfect woman |
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1734 - Only I know who I am |
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1741 - It's not porn it's a love polygon |
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1744 - I was the first person to separate a Siamese Cat |
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1749 - Happy in a sick world |
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1759 - Uberchav |
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1760 - Chavette |
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1772 - No, you can't have Bitty, we have guests |
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1779 - I can multi-task and I can delegate I can get you to suck my dick while I think of Carmen Electra |
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1780 - Sorry I missed work yesterday but the voices told me to stay home and sharpen our knives |
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1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
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1800 - I'm as pissed as my nan's mattress |
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1861 - My leg fakes it for big dogs |
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1866 - Ride it like it's your dad's |
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1873 - Overtake me and I'll follow you home & shit in your slippers! |
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1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
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1901 - If you can read this, guess where I left my backpack |
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1951 - Get slimed by the Love Slug |
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1964 - If you think life is a bit of a joke?. Wait til you get to the punchline! |
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1996 - |
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1998 - Bill and Ben |
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2037 - Widow in waiting |
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2041 - Underage sex aint really no crime if y'all related |
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2043 - My little voices really like you?. a lot!! |
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2053 - Boom Bag |
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2063 - I don't smoke anything with tobacco in it - That shit'll kill ya! |
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2150 - Girls make spit roll down my chin |
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2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
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2181 - My Ex-Wife is the foundation of my patio |
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2192 - I wouldn't know culture if it was growing in my arsecrack! |
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2195 - You should see me when the drugs wear off |
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2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
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2231 - One foot in the grave but still alive and kickin |
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2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
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2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
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2263 - It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life |
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2272 - Curiosity killed the cat?.but for a while I was a suspect |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
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2282 - Bandits at 12 O'Clock |
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2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
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2344 - Alzhiemer's or Parkinson's? I'd rather spill half my beer than forget where I left the fucker! |
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2357 - |
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2414 - There used to be another me, an evil me? But I killed him! |
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2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
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2432 - I wish I was mature but not in a cheese way! |
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2433 - I'm the only NAZI in the village |
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2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
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2489 - The only thing that's Green about me is the shit in my nappy (Glows in the dark too) |
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2496 - Do not disturb Already disturbed |
|
2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
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2540 - I refuse to admit that I am over 25, even if that makes my children illegitimate |
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2555 - When I was a kid there were no paedophiles?We had to buy our own sweeties! |
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2556 - I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart |
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2558 - Whenever I download Porn, I sit there willing my computer not to go down on me?? |
|
2573 - The internet went down on me last night - Best porn site ever!!! |
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2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
|
2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
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2599 - I am an owner operator I am not a wanker |
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2623 - I may have a dirty mind but I still have my sanitary |
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2651 - The more I look around, the more I understand the case for celibacy |
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2661 - I love the word: Phlegm? It sort of rolls off my tongue |
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2693 - Sit on my face & I'll guess your time of month |
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2705 - Queer? No way!! My dick gets me in enough shit as it is! |
|
2706 - Bulaemia is nothing to barf at |
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2713 - Gay? Got Aids Yet? |
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2723 - Can the Pied Piper play anything in Urdu? |
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2728 - Bitch Beater |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2768 - Better to have loved, and lost, than be stuck with the psycho bitch for the rest of your life! |
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2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
|
2785 - Trying is the first step to failure |
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2817 - Beware of my inner psycho |
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2819 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2838 - I bet you I can fit a round peg into a star-shaped h*le |
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2858 - KKK |
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2863 - My wife's the Black Sheep of the family, look ewe! |
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2869 - I'm not homophobic I just don?t like the idea of being shagged up the arse |
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2877 - Snog, Blow job, Anal? not everything in life should be in alphabetic order |
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2899 - My porn channel is disabled (pic of wheelchair) |
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2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
|
2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
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2986 - If cleanliness is next to Godliness, I have the dick of Bealzebub |
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2990 - When I die, please recycle my tits |
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2993 - Faggots should be in gravy not matrimony - Mr Brains |
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2996 - The voices say we can have group sex without you! |
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3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
|
3007 - On the whole, Preparation H is pretty good |
|
3010 - Wank do it with anybody you want! |
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3033 - I tell you last time we no see your cat no more ask please - Wicked Wok Chinese Restaurant |
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3058 - You can lead a horse to water but before you push him in just stop & think what a wet horse smells like! |
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3077 - Mommy & Daddy are getting divorced and It's all my fault. |
|
3079 - I can't be a pilot anymore, because I couldn't piss the fatness test |
|
3082 - I went to a lesbian demonstration and was very disappointed; I didn't get to see any close-ups |
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3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
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3095 - I'd like to see my ex in something flowing - the Zambezi |
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3099 - I think my wife's dead: sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up! |
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3100 - I was seeing a girl for a couple of months,? until some bastard stole my binoculars. |
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3101 - I have nothing against queers, I just wouldn't want one marrying my daughter! |
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3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
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3108 - If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would choose it with anyone living. |
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3112 - So I kissed Lucy, and was very surprised to feel her tongue pop out. It was my first real snog and I loved it. You can imagine that I fell in love instantly. Sadly, the next year, Lucy developed distemper and had to be put down. |
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3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
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3123 - I tried phone sex and got an ear infection |
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3124 - During sex I fantasise that I am someone else |
|
3129 - Another twisted product of a sick society |
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3136 - I used to date an English teacher, but she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon |
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3137 - You all think I'm paranoid You might not have said anything, but I know you're thinking it! |
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3148 - I phoned the daterape advice line?but it's only for victims |
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3149 - 8 Foreign doctors 3 bombs no deaths Harold Shipman One syringe 300 Deaths Makes you proud to be British! |
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3151 - My first time was really special? I lost my virginity to a retard |
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3155 - Fisting preston |
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3156 - I'm going canooing, I may be a while |
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3157 - Modern Wisdom: A bacon rasher a day keeps the doctor away |
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3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
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13 - There are only 3 kinds of people in life: Those who can count and those who can't. |
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199 - Do you realise you're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot |
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205 - As I lay in bed gazing at the night sky, dumbstruck by the awesome beauty of the heavens, I couldn't help but ask myself? Where the fuck has my roof gone? |
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209 - Who's village is missing its idiot? |
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261 - They said wear a suit |
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309 - Clones are people two |
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316 - Never play leapfrog with a unicorn |
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333 - Head and shoulders below the crowd |
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350 - MEN FAKE FOREPLAY |
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365 - Well to be Frank, I'd have to change my name |
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370 - Don't ask me, I'm just a dumb bastard |
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385 - Change is inevitable? Except from vending machines |
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397 - Actual contents may differ |
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398 - Where does knowledge go to die? |
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429 - Don't let looks fool you, I'm really a big issue seller |
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434 - Idiot in search of good village |
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448 - Lysdexia found for cure |
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478 - Sponges grow in the ocean imagine how deep it would be if they didn't! |
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517 - Relax my most recent IQ test came up negative |
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560 - There's too much apathy in the world, but who cares |
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561 - Sod apathy who cares anyway? |
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566 - Have you had fall or accident in the last three years? Clumsy prick, aren't you? |
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581 - What if the whole world farted at once? |
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591 - NO BRAIN, NO PAIN |
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595 - I'd be dyslexic if I could spell it. |
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596 - Don't ask you wouldn't understand |
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624 - it's no good being daft if you don't show it |
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625 - Scunthorpe without the shorpe |
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630 - I would be the village idiot but I don't live here |
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631 - I?M WITH STOOPID |
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637 - Smart like a donkey and hung like Einstein |
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647 - The brain you are trying to contact is out, please try later |
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663 - Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp, who made lots of money on the horses and bought a warehouse. |
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664 - Dude, have you got any F's, I'm on my way to a dyslexic rave |
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665 - Who's the daddy now? - Oedipus |
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673 - If you're into time travel? come back and meet me last Saturday |
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721 - SMILE FUCKWIT |
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729 - Any dumber and I'd need watering |
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749 - thicker than a whale sandwich |
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774 - I am not a complete idiot some bits are missing |
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828 - Quick, how many neurons will fit in a Pea? |
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856 - FEAR / DANGER |
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892 - FOOLS RUSH IN |
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899 - NOT FUCKIN STUPID |
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937 - GOOD / BAD THING |
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1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
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1006 - LIFT HEAVY THINGS |
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1007 - NOT BIG NOT CLEVER |
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1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
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1014 - BORN STUPID ? |
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1018 - ONE PER VILLAGE |
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1049 - OLDER, WISER ? |
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1094 - SPENT ON DRINK |
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1108 - SMART SPERM SWIM |
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1132 - EAT A HORSE |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1139 - USED TO FUCK STUPID |
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1161 - 10 GREATS - WOMEN |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
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1190 - KEEP SMILING |
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1196 - INVISIBLE MAN |
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1199 - I.Q. 4 SALE |
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1200 - NOT AGENT |
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1214 - DICK HEAD |
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1220 - CLEVERLY DISGUISED |
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1228 - ATHEIST ORGASM |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
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1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
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1247 - NO SWIMMING |
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1251 - HARD TO SPELL |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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1258 - THIRSTY ? |
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1259 - DANGEROUS |
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1278 - STUNT TEETH |
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1281 - FRIDGE LIGHT |
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1282 - BARB-WIRE SHAG |
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1293 - 48 DD IQ |
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1301 - LONG SQUAWK |
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1302 - WHAT IF SHIT... |
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1304 - INNER BLONDE |
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1305 - ENTERPRISE BELTS |
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1306 - IF PIGS COULD FLY |
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1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
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1312 - INFO SUPERHIGHWAY |
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1317 - CLOSET REDNECK |
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1318 - ESPERANTO |
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1320 - SPECIAL PARKING |
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1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
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1339 - NIRVANA |
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1360 - GOD KNOWS |
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1369 - don't ASSUME |
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1386 - IT'S BIG |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1401 - SAME TWAT |
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1403 - CLONING GOES WRONG |
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1408 - LAST 3 PINTS |
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1412 - MIGHT BE IMAGINARY |
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1417 - Back on my barstool |
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1431 - Is it OK to put FUCK on a t-shirt if you can't spell? |
|
1439 - Undercover Police |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1468 - Do NOT remove this t-shirt it's holding my tits up |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1479 - I'm disabled not fucking stupid |
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1481 - Not computer friendly |
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1489 - I am the anti-genius |
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1493 - I don't swear but my brother's a fucker for it! |
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1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
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1498 - |
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1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
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1518 - If I knew I was gonna live this long I'd have taken better care of myself |
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1524 - For my next trick I'll need a volunteer |
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1525 - I'm a student but today I've got no class |
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1528 - Duck my Sick |
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1539 - Doh! |
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1541 - I'm just working here til I can find a good fast food job |
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1547 - If only? Stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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1556 - Getting stuck up shit creek without a paddle taught me not to bite my nails |
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1561 - Real Power comes from wall plugs |
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1563 - Certified bungee cord destruction tester |
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1570 - Consistently striving to lower my standards |
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1573 - Man in love with dimple makes brave mistake marrying whole girl |
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1575 - If you're looking for my good side, keep circling |
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1576 - Obsolete Child |
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1577 - Pound for Pound I'm as viscious as an amoeba |
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1579 - All of lifes' answers are on TV |
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1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
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1581 - Watch Carefully I will do this only once! |
|
1583 - Dark must be faster than light or you'd see it |
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1584 - I.T Myth no 1 A computer only does what you tell it |
|
1586 - Even if you could understand women, you'd never believe it! |
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1588 - DIY T-Shirt make up your own slogan |
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1592 - Pray to the Lord but row away from the rocks |
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1593 - Pollytheism Belief in a divine parrot |
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1595 - Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag coefficient of 0.01 |
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1597 - The meek are getting ready! |
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1598 - My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot! |
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1604 - Jonses? I can't keep up with the Simpsons! |
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1608 - Sometimes the best solution is to find another problem! |
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1609 - Pushing back the limits of common sense |
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1610 - I'm too fat for darts |
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1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
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1615 - If I went round claiming I was an Emperor? |
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1621 - I'm a Taxidermist Can I mount you? |
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1622 - I may not be a Twat but I act like one |
|
1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
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1635 - Comfortably Numb |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
|
1651 - There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act |
|
1658 - Not computer friendly |
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1662 - I'm not a ventriloquist, just a dummy |
|
1671 - None of this has anything to do with right here right now?. |
|
1672 - I refuse to die to Bananarama |
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1673 - My mind fell apart a few years ago |
|
1675 - I aimed low in life and missed anyway |
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1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
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1682 - My doctor told me to stop wanking |
|
1683 - Punishing myself |
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1689 - I'll make you feel like a woman |
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1690 - Oh no! Not another learning experience |
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1697 - All I can hear is: |
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1713 - looking for a good fantasy |
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1719 - My backup computer is a Cray |
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1720 - Absolutely every time I open my eyes, it's today! |
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1722 - Just a child with a paycheque |
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1723 - Silly is a state of mind |
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1724 - Stupidity got us into this mess |
|
1726 - I have an XT brain in a Pentium world |
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1727 - In the shopping centre of the mind I'm in the toy store |
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1736 - I'd give you a piece of my mind |
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1738 - I'm a few fries short of a Happy Meal |
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1746 - Oh, you mind reader, you! |
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1747 - I don't care if it makes me glow in the dark! |
|
1749 - Happy in a sick world |
|
1762 - The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, |
|
1767 - I must have Penile Dementia I can't remember where I put my dick last night |
|
1774 - Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah?. |
|
1787 - I'm the only twat in the village |
|
1788 - Dogs shut their eyes to shag my leg! |
|
1789 - Warning! Contents may not match description! |
|
1790 - Does my tan look real in this? |
|
1798 - I'd rather be disabled than incapable |
|
1804 - Turnip Scum |
|
1860 - I'm blonde what's your excuse? |
|
1876 - Aren't women strange! They even moan when you make them happy! |
|
1877 - Just plain stupid |
|
1878 - Apprentice stoned mason |
|
1883 - I'm only with him to make him look good! |
|
1886 - F: Want that one! B: Don't like it |
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1889 - If I show you Amarillo on a map, will you fuck off?? |
|
1892 - I've got friends I haven't used yet |
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1905 - I have a cunning plan! But then again, I've had beer |
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1910 - Notice No jokes are kept in this vehicle overnight |
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1913 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
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1920 - The Idiot has left the village |
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1946 - Blonde slappers have more fun |
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1948 - I caught crabs in Bradford & it hasn't even got a fuckin' seaside! |
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1952 - Wake Up to Insomnia! |
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1965 - If it wasn't for my faults, I'd be perfect |
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1967 - I'd enjoy the day more if it started later! |
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1974 - If we learn through our mistakes, I'm getting a fantastic education |
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1977 - I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am |
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1987 - I may not be very clever but at least I'm good to look at! |
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1988 - Descartes thought he was here |
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1990 - Improve your chances of getting pregnant tonight! |
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2009 - Toys Am We Birmingham branch opening soon |
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2014 - I'm dyslexic and Thirsty.. Is your bra open? |
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2015 - So, where'd you leave your Ventriloquist? |
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2016 - Ey up, Where'd you leave your ventriloqist then? |
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2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
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2052 - Ram Bro the black Welsh action hero |
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2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
|
2061 - Life insurance is like taking a bet you won't live to win! |
|
2063 - I don't smoke anything with tobacco in it - That shit'll kill ya! |
|
2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
|
2077 - I speak Blonde like an unbleached natural |
|
2079 - I talk bollocks like a native |
|
2080 - I speak Alcoholic like a natural |
|
2082 - Blonde is my mother tongue She was blonde too! |
|
2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
|
2087 - I speak blonde like a? er, um?. Blonde |
|
2088 - Wize Pranker |
|
2089 - What are you moaning about, woman, I'm having a great time! |
|
2098 - Can't Use New Technology |
|
2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2103 - I'm not much good with miracles, but I can turn beer into piss! |
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2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2117 - My wife got a new vibrator, now she never takes it out the box |
|
2119 - Is Moby Dick contagious? |
|
2120 - I can't think, therefore I doubt if I am? |
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2122 - I can't decide, therefore, I'm probably not! Or am I? |
|
2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2124 - Don't think! You might spoil your reputation! |
|
2127 - I could lie to you, about how smart you are, and all that?. But what's the point when you're ugly like that? |
|
2129 - I can see the potential, but why didn't you make an effort? |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
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2175 - Slow Metabolism - veryfastpiearm |
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2190 - Cute as a button not quite as bright |
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2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
|
2210 - I do my bit for society?.I vote for Big Brother. |
|
2224 - Think of me as three fit blokes all rolled into one |
|
2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
|
2232 - Everything I eat turns to shit! What's wrong with me? |
|
2245 - I always say the first thing that comes into my head?Mainly because I'm scared there might not be anything else! |
|
2246 - Do my tits make my arse look big? |
|
2247 - I was the dead fish in my think tank |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
|
2260 - Old enough to know better?.But still young enough to do it anyway! |
|
2264 - If found please return to Marshall Control |
|
2274 - Light is faster than sound That's why some people seem bright until they open their mouths! |
|
2290 - Please can you help me get this field off my back? |
|
2306 - Better than riding a space hopper |
|
2318 - It was all downhill after the cider! |
|
2324 - Black makes me look thin |
|
2327 - If I fall down wake me up if the bar is still open |
|
2332 - Point me at the start line and step back, this is gonna get ugly! |
|
2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2339 - I think TV is gooder than books |
|
2347 - Never let the truth get in the way of a good story |
|
2351 - Ignorant half-witted bollox |
|
2358 - Too soon Old Too late Smart |
|
2369 - I am not a Sheep |
|
2373 - Working class zero |
|
2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
|
2377 - Bugger!! Forgot to go to work! |
|
2380 - If I were getting smart with you? How would you know? |
|
2381 - iWank |
|
2389 - 000 Not very evil at all, really. Oh, bugger, what a giveaway! |
|
2396 - I knew those last 7 beers were going to get me! |
|
2416 - I'm sorry, I don?t speak idiot! |
|
2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
|
2447 - Live for today ride like there's no tomorrow! |
|
2467 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
|
2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2479 - What's the sign language for: 'And this is how I lost my arms'? |
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2485 - I'm with gullible |
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2487 - Not my Brain |
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2495 - Ant & Dec are aliens |
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2498 - Drummer |
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2522 - Genetically engineered to flip burgers |
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2525 - Fat penguin There?that'll break the ice |
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2528 - Why do we get old too soon, & wise too late? |
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2533 - When I turned 2 I was really anxious, because I?d doubled my age in a single year. I thought to myself, if this keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
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2535 - Experience has taught me that I've learnt nothing from experience |
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2538 - Wisdom usually comes with age? but in my case age just showed up all by itself. |
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2540 - I refuse to admit that I am over 25, even if that makes my children illegitimate |
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2544 - I must be getting old coz I've stopped choosing my cereal for the toy |
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2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
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2547 - I'd like to achieve immortality through my work?But I'd rather do it through not dying. |
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2549 - You might only be young once, but you can be immature for ever |
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2550 - I'd retire, but I'm no good at crosswords |
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2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
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2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
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2554 - I not putting on weight?gravity is getting stronger |
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2563 - I'm in the prime of my senility |
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2565 - I read the obituaries this morning? Why do people die in alphabetical order?? |
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2566 - Sometimes, I dream of going back to my youth, but then I remember?Algebra!! |
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2568 - Why should men act their age when women won't even admit it? |
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2570 - Youth is wasted on adolescents! |
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2571 - I'm not young enough to know everything |
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2574 - I don't mind wearing a condom? Coz when my dick gets wet, I get arthritis |
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2579 - Dilemma: Shy, Gay Claustrophobic Can't stay in the closet? Daren't come out! |
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2580 - I wanked over my ex last night.. I know it's wrong, but I have a key & she's a heavy sleeper |
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2584 - Age is a high price to pay for maturity |
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2593 - Notice to Greenpeace please do not push me back in the water |
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2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
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2599 - I am an owner operator I am not a wanker |
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2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
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2605 - Watch out! I have a black belt in origami. I'll fold the fuck out of you I'll leave you looking like one of those little swans! |
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2608 - Costa del sunbed |
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2609 - I'll be anybody's for a packet of peanuts |
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2610 - Has anyone read the script? |
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2611 - Procrastination is the future |
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2615 - 9 Inches !! |
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2617 - Ha, Ha! Natural selection missed me |
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2620 - I spent 2 hours doing my hair and then left it at home |
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2626 - Dedicated non thinker |
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2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2657 - Slogan not in use |
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2658 - She shakes us |
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2659 - I'm wearing this shirt because I'd feel naked without it |
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2663 - Have you ever stopped to think, and then forgotten to start again? |
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2671 - There is a formula for looking like an individual, you know |
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2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
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2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
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2701 - I ran out of hair? so I dyed my head |
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2712 - Excuse me, my train of thought has missed it's connection |
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2720 - You may call me: 'Mac who hangs with wankers' |
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2725 - Most people have at least one good point? Mine is that I'm easy |
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2739 - No tools kept in this t-shirt overnight |
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2740 - If at second you don't succeed Deja-vu was wasted on you! |
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2750 - Never get head from an eplieptic! |
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2751 - Beautiful naturally bronzed wrists and ankles tied to georgian four poster bed with soft hand-woven Thai silk? 36 inch DD breasts, smothered in warm rich Belgian Chocolate? One inch erect nipples pierced with 18 carat rose gold nipple rings, topped with whipped cream... Brazillian shaven minge framed by hand stitched crotchless leather thong... Moist salty clit covered with full fruit organic blackberry jam... This is not just ordinary porn... This is S&M luxury porn |
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2777 - Don't believe everything you read tattooed on a stripper's arse |
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2779 - Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot? |
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2782 - Fuzzy, not stupid |
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2785 - Trying is the first step to failure |
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2786 - George W Bush went to Iraq to find Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he came back with is this lousy t-shirt |
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2808 - The Penguins made me do it! |
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2816 - This weekend I shall be mostly taking the piss |
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2825 - I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar |
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2829 - Where the hell was Madonna when I was in the orphanage? |
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2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
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2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
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2843 - Dippy Tart |
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2850 - I'll never phone the enema helpline again?they were very rude to me |
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2856 - Can I have fries with that, please? |
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2865 - I used to be highly unstable until the doctors put me on aluminium |
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2870 - In't wanking brilliant |
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2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2896 - I'd thank you personally but my husband gets jealous |
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2907 - 6 muhce agow I kun evin spel ABSO & now I is 1 |
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2944 - F: Piece of cake!!! B: Q: How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
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2947 - Employ a Teenager Now!! While he still knows everything!! |
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2959 - Perhaps my greatest skill lies in concealing my hidden talent |
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2965 - Do dyslexics eat the righat way round? Alphabet soup |
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2966 - Can illiterates fully appreciate alphabet soup? |
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2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
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2974 - Do you understand the danger of combining a deadly weapon and a low IQ |
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2985 - Eureka!! I think I've invented perpetual motion? I started at the bottom and I'm still going downhill! |
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3013 - If I had intelligence you'd be insulting it |
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3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
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3032 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
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3041 - In Paris, they just stare when I speak French to them. I'm sick & tired of trying to make these idiots understand their own language. |
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3048 - Don't be calling me feckless, I'm not a bloody virgin! So I'm not! |
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3053 - My Chinese is comme ci, comme ca |
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3054 - Chinese is amazing! They have a different word for everything! |
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3055 - I used to think: 'Coq au vin' meant 'sex in a lorry' |
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3056 - Only 2 things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity - Albert Einstein |
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3057 - It's always Darkest when the generator packs up! |
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3058 - You can lead a horse to water but before you push him in just stop & think what a wet horse smells like! |
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3065 - Far Canal Absolutely centrifugal to the comedy t-shirt industry |
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3066 - I'm not going to be an escape goat for anybody! |
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3067 - I really love my home, I've had my furniture arranged by Sinn Fein! |
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3070 - I think my cows have come home to roost |
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3071 - Be careful! Skating on thin ice could land you in hot water |
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3072 - not the sharpest cookie in the jar! |
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3074 - I took a speed reading course and then read 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes? - It's about Russia! |
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3078 - Books are useless! I only ever read one book: 'To kill a mockingbird' and it gave me absolutely no insight into how to kill Mockingbirds! |
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3082 - I went to a lesbian demonstration and was very disappointed; I didn't get to see any close-ups |
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3087 - I once bought a book called: 'How to hug' Imagine my disappointment when I got home and realised it was Vol VI of the Encyclopaedia Britannica |
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3088 - My autobiography is straight from the horses mouth - Victoria Beckham |
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3093 - Our eyes met, and the ground lurched beneath my feet, and bells rang out? My God, I thought, I've finally found her! Then I remembered? we were in a lift. |
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3097 - I never thought woman were explosive until I dropped one |
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3102 - She was stunning, an absolute apparition. To try to attract her attention, I set fire to myself? It worked: she fried an egg on me. |
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3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
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3105 - Who says condoms are safe; I was wearing one the other day and still fell off the bloody chandelier! |
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3109 - My first boyfriend was a lying bastard: told me he was from Wigan and gave me a french kiss. |
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3115 - Underpaid and still not worth it! |
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3117 - I went to a premature ejaculation helpgroup once? But when I got there they had already finished. |
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