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7 - Making Love, what women do while men fuck 'em |
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9 - How tall are you when you stand on your wallet |
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10 - Communication is for wimps, real men beat sense into each other |
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11 - MEN: Can't live with 'em; Can't sell 'em for parts |
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12 - WOMEN: Can't live with 'em, sheep can't cook |
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17 - It's amazing what you see when you're not carrying your gun |
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21 - Your parents met at a family reunion |
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24 - After you were born... they chlorinated the gene pool |
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34 - G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel? |
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36 - Don't fight ugly people they have fuck all to lose |
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61 - FUCK OFF I've got enough friends |
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70 - I'M BUSY, You're Ugly, Have a nice day |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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84 - Don't give me ATTITUDE I've got enough of my own |
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99 - Earth Girls are easy |
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114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
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118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
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160 - If you don't like my smoke DON'T BREATHE! |
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204 - NO WUCKIN' FORRIES |
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217 - The meek shall inherit fuck all |
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219 - Pierced in places you'd love to lick |
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231 - Arrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying: OFF, PISS. |
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249 - THUG |
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251 - Less culture than yoghurt |
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252 - Shit doesn't happen It gets left behind by arseholes |
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256 - Parental washing instructions: Don't fucking shrink it |
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257 - FIGJAM |
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262 - M.O.B. Money Over Bitches |
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277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
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308 - The buck doesn't even slow down here |
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371 - Motto for Life: Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, and shag like you're being filmed. |
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383 - Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating |
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405 - Free abuse wait here |
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412 - All this and I shag too |
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472 - All the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty |
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498 - Treat me like a tourist |
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508 - I DO BAD THINGS |
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520 - Eat your heart out, I'm taken |
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550 - I don't DO LEGIT |
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559 - BUGGER |
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562 - NO MORAL FIBRE |
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610 - Ceid Meile Feck Off! |
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634 - Charm school reject |
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642 - HAVE A DAY |
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696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
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714 - IRRITANT |
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718 - People like you make it easy for people like me to be above average |
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720 - ABRACADABRA |
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732 - Money can't buy happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and prozzies |
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748 - I'm retired this is as dressed-up as I get |
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754 - WHATEVER |
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756 - Money can't buy love but I only want to rent it |
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759 - When God created me he was just showing off |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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842 - MISFIT |
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882 - LET MAYHEM BEGIN |
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913 - $2 SHIRT |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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984 - FUCK SUBTLE |
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1002 - CHRIST DIED FOR US |
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1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
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1005 - WOW GOOD FOR YOU ? |
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1007 - NOT BIG NOT CLEVER |
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1008 - MONKEY SPANK |
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1021 - KEEP STARING... |
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1029 - DAD'S FOR LIFE |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
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1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
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1049 - OLDER, WISER ? |
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1050 - BORROXT |
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1052 - GROWING UP |
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1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
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1074 - I'M SPARTACUS |
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1083 - FREAKS ARE PEOPLE |
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1091 - POLICE PROFIT |
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1092 - JUST SAY SO |
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1096 - I SHAGGED SPARTACUS |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1104 - SPARTACUS / TARZAN |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
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1123 - EATING DISORDER |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1140 - ANCIENT GEEK |
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1142 - PROPER OFF The HOOK |
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1144 - LIKTWAT |
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1145 - AVE IT |
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1146 - BEAUTY SCHOOL |
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1147 - READY, WILLING... |
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1149 - JOBZAGOODUN |
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1151 - GIRTH CONTROL |
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1154 - FC - NO MAAM |
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1157 - VOICES SAID BE NICE |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1169 - GROWING OLD |
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1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
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1171 - BIKE'S BLACK TOO |
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1177 - NOB |
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1178 - TONIGHT MATTHEW |
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1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
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1182 - KEEP IT VAGUE |
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1183 - BAR SLAG |
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1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
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1186 - NINJA PENGUIN |
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1189 - SERGEANT SIXPACK |
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1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
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1197 - CHIPS & GRAVY |
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1198 - REINCARNATION |
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1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
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1205 - 7 LANGUAGES |
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1207 - IMMEDIATE STRANGERS |
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1210 - BETTER IN MIRROR |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1220 - CLEVERLY DISGUISED |
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1222 - Welcome to Britain, Now speak English |
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1224 - STARTING TO DIG |
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1227 - INHERENT VIOLENCE |
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1231 - LATIN - DIVORCE |
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1233 - ALL ANIMALS |
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1235 - I AM I DO |
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1237 - ALL MEN IDIOTS |
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1238 - GUILTY BYSTANDER |
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1241 - HITMAN |
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1244 - THANK YOU |
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1245 - CHRIS COLUMBUS |
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1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
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1247 - NO SWIMMING |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1252 - FOXTROT OSCAR |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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1255 - CRIPPLES ON PISS |
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1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
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1276 - JAILBAIT |
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1279 - VICTORIA CROSS |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
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1301 - LONG SQUAWK |
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1302 - WHAT IF SHIT... |
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1304 - INNER BLONDE |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1311 - ONE FOR XMAS |
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1314 - STEAL MY WIFE |
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1315 - MARRIED MEN FORGET |
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1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
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1320 - SPECIAL PARKING |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
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1325 - EVEN MY MUM |
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1336 - B W B M |
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1338 - OFTEN |
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1340 - LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA ! |
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1345 - DARK AFRAID |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1348 - FABULOUS |
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1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
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1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
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1358 - SATURDAY |
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1359 - LORD IS WATCHING |
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1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
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1363 - JUST LIKE YOU |
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1365 - LIVE TO REGRET |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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1374 - CHESS / KICKBOX |
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1378 - FCEK |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
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1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1389 - FCUK ?25 MILLION |
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1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1396 - WANT YOUR HELP ? |
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1398 - DENTIST |
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1399 - IT IS BIG... |
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1400 - TILL DEATH DO US PARTY |
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1401 - SAME TWAT |
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1403 - CLONING GOES WRONG |
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1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
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1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
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1418 - look like a twat - great job |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1425 - If I were a ventriloquist they could talk to you too |
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1429 - I am not a fucking happy camper |
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1435 - It's all about me! |
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1436 - Ooligan on ollyday |
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1437 - I WILL run over your feet if you keep telling me not to |
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1442 - I got a sweater for Xmas |
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1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
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1448 - |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1460 - Dyslexics have more !fnu |
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1463 - In dog years, I'm dead |
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1471 - Hurry up reading - all bastard night |
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1476 - mesobitchy |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1479 - I'm disabled not fucking stupid |
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1481 - Not computer friendly |
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1483 - lcuky fcuk |
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1488 - Yes, they are mine! They're paid for! |
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1489 - I am the anti-genius |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1497 - As seen in skinflicks |
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1498 - |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1508 - I don't sweat the petty things? |
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1509 - Whoop de fcukin do! |
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1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
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1519 - Don't talk to us! We don't make the decisions |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1542 - Did I mention the kick in the nads you'll get if you touch me |
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1552 - When choosing between two evils, pick the one you haven't tried yet |
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1554 - My vibrator has a kick start |
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1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
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1560 - Sinnin & Grinnin |
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1568 - There is no such thing as a bad day shagging |
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1570 - Consistently striving to lower my standards |
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1575 - If you're looking for my good side, keep circling |
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1577 - Pound for Pound I'm as viscious as an amoeba |
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1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
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1582 - I'm good for nothing but I'm very very good at it! |
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1587 - My Pagan friends worship the ground I walk on. |
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1600 - Now that Communism is dead, who will save us from the Americans? |
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1602 - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours! |
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1606 - Why be pessimistic? It won't work anyway |
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1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
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1622 - I may not be a Twat but I act like one |
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1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1642 - Treat me like the pig that I am! |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1651 - There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act |
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1657 - Satisfaction guaranfuckinteed |
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1672 - I refuse to die to Bananarama |
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1679 - It's fucking huge and I've got a PhD |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1699 - I'm a biker, deal with it! |
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1704 - Say just one wrong word and I'll pack up and go fishing! |
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1705 - I am determined not to be compulsive obsessive!!!!! |
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1710 - What's that all about then? |
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1722 - Just a child with a paycheque |
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1723 - Silly is a state of mind |
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1732 - Proud to be a Foreigner |
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1736 - I'd give you a piece of my mind |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1754 - I bet I'll be in Hell before ya! |
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1782 - Some push the envelope Some just lick it and some can't even find the flap |
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1785 - What fuckin plot? |
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1798 - I'd rather be disabled than incapable |
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1891 - At the end of the day, what the fuck? |
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1893 - Even though I have very low expectations of people, I'm always disappointed |
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1894 - The DJ's Shirt |
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1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
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1907 - I love slappers |
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1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
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1914 - You say I'm a Freak like it's a bad thing |
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1921 - I'm the bitch your mother warned you about! |
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1933 - Been there, done that, got the amputation! |
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1955 - Morally Challenged |
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1959 - Life, Liberty and the happiness of pursuit |
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1967 - I'd enjoy the day more if it started later! |
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1968 - Start the morning without me |
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1976 - Racial Prejudice is just a pigment of the imagination |
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1985 - Happiness can't buy money! |
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2021 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the fucking vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2022 - There'd be more environment left to care for if the vegetarians would stop eating it! |
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2033 - MTME |
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2051 - Winners make the rules ?losers live by them! |
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2064 - I'm not sure if I'm living the dream or dreaming the life |
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2067 - PHUQUE OPHPH! |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2082 - Blonde is my mother tongue She was blonde too! |
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2083 - I'd rather persuade you to leave than make you come! |
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2085 - Don't expect humour This is a work shirt |
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2088 - Wize Pranker |
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2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
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2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
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2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2104 - I am not homophobic I quite like my house! |
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2109 - It's impossible to work with cockroaches! When you turn on the lights they all run away! |
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2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
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2114 - Sorry wasn't I looking where you were going? |
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2125 - I am a Local Person but the t-shirt is from Bangladesh! |
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2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
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2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
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2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
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2135 - Riding my bike is the second most fun I can have wearing leather |
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2138 - Of course they're Real! There's no such thing as imaginary Tits!! |
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2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
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2144 - I'd rather push my Sportsbike than ride a heap of Yankee shite |
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2145 - Mommy told me not to talk to twats! |
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2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
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2152 - You might stare because I'm unique, but I laugh at all you clones! |
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2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2166 - Infidel and Proud |
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2170 - Perfect Bitch |
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2177 - |
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2179 - Come back Guy Fawkes All is forgiven |
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2180 - Mental Scottish Bastard |
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2186 - Hazard to Myself |
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2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
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2192 - I wouldn't know culture if it was growing in my arsecrack! |
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2202 - When a woman says: 'I can't be arsed' remind yourself that no means maybe |
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2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
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2214 - I might have a SMALL DICK but my carbon footprint is FUCKING HUGE |
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2215 - Arksk me if I'm bovvered, though |
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2216 - I am great and yet, I am humble |
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2219 - I'm multi-lingual I speak fluent crap! |
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2225 - |
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2229 - My friends call me an ugly cunt which is a big improvement, coz I used to be an arsehole |
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2232 - Everything I eat turns to shit! What's wrong with me? |
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2236 - PW Pussy Welfare |
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2237 - Never waste your time on a woman who says 'I can't be arsed' |
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2258 - I don't have an attitude I just have a personality you can't handle |
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2259 - Hardcore Atheist |
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2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
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2265 - I don't cheat I just bend the rules |
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2269 - High Maintenance |
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2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
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2278 - M.F.B. Mad Fat Bastard |
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2292 - I'm encourageable |
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2293 - My attitude is not my problem |
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2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
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2296 - 'You get futher with a kind word, and a gun, than with a kind word alone' - Al Capone |
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2300 - I ride my bike to trailer shows |
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2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
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2302 - If I had any patience I'd have lost it by now |
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2304 - (Irish) Infidel and Proud |
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2307 - If I could find a better way of getting a hangover I'd give up drinking |
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2309 - If it moves Fuck It! If it doesn't move Fuck it 'til it does! |
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2328 - This is what you get when you fuck with perfection! |
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2341 - Little Miss Naughty |
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2342 - If you don't want the Truth, don't ask me the Question |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2351 - Ignorant half-witted bollox |
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2369 - I am not a Sheep |
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2377 - Bugger!! Forgot to go to work! |
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2382 - It's only dirty if you do it right!! |
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2388 - White van man |
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2421 - When I snap, I'll come looking for you first! |
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2424 - Bikers 4 Humour |
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2425 - Man?Machine?360 Corners?37 3/4 miles of road |
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2434 - |
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2436 - If only?stupidity qualified as a handicap |
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2437 - Positively high maintenance |
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2440 - Warning I have an attitude & I know how to use it! |
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2455 - I'm happy on the inside Now, Fuck Off! |
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2461 - I may not have morals but I do have standards |
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2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
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2478 - Fear is fleeting. Regret is forever! |
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2480 - What about my rights? I'm an anglo-saxon aborigine |
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2482 - Fuck the world & let's get high poem |
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2484 - 'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch' - Jack Nicholson |
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2496 - Do not disturb Already disturbed |
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2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
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2505 - Official UK Citizen born & bred |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2508 - Normal people freak me out |
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2515 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm drinking for all of us |
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2519 - I am the git |
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2530 - Health & Safety Inspectors should be beaton to death with their own clipboards! |
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2542 - F: I'm gonna live forever! B: So far, so good. |
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2543 - There's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured by reincarnation |
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2552 - Old age is no place for sissies! |
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2559 - Snooze |
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2564 - I am ready to meet my maker, but I'm not so sure he is ready to meet me |
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2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
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2586 - Ride like the wind!! |
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2587 - Hic Fvte Lvdvs Militorvm |
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2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
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2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
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2598 - I'm not easily amused, but I'm laughing at you |
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2603 - If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space |
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2605 - Watch out! I have a black belt in origami. I'll fold the fuck out of you I'll leave you looking like one of those little swans! |
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2625 - Anything good you hear about me will be all lies!! |
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2634 - Live without a bike is no life at all |
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2635 - Educated in a school where nuts are handled |
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2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
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2639 - Mommy things I'm at Sunday school |
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2640 - Does my arse look fast in this? |
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2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
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2644 - More smiles per gallon with a bike |
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2645 - It would be very sad to die without ever really living! |
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2646 - One man's ho is another man's Princess |
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2674 - Some people are just passengers in life Others can't even get on the bus |
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2675 - If it hasn't got any ink you're not sticking it in me! |
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2676 - Got ink? |
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2679 - Body of a goddess, ink of the devil |
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2680 - Inked rebel |
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2681 - Nice Tattoo did you do it yourself? |
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2682 - Human canvas put me in the tate modern |
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2684 - Ink Addict |
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2685 - All it takes is a little prick |
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2689 - Chica Loca |
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2690 - It's fuckin art man! |
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2691 - Please do not judge me by your ignorance |
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2692 - Nice ink! What tribe are you from? |
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2701 - I ran out of hair? so I dyed my head |
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2703 - If a reputation can be bought and paid for? What's so different about a peerage? |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
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2724 - Hardcore Apathist |
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2738 - Suicide bombing is a dead-end career choice |
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2747 - If you are reading this, thank a teacher if you are reading this in English thank a soldier if you can't read English, why are you here? |
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2753 - More madness than method |
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2769 - I'm playing hide & seek with my sanity? and so far it's got me beat hands down |
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2772 - I'm not deaf?I'm just ignoring you |
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2773 - I'm a bad influence |
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2797 - Pocket Dynamo Don't call me cute! |
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2798 - Tattooed & Proud |
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2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
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2802 - Beaver Trainer |
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2819 - This me isn't as bad as the others |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2826 - Less smoke more throttle |
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2828 - I'm always going out on a limb |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2837 - Resist Futility |
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2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2862 - Gonnae no do that! |
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2868 - I survived sad Monday |
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2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
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2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
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2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
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2903 - Fast & Feisty |
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2904 - British white and proud of it! |
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2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
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2922 - I've got life all fack to bront |
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2924 - Bore Ffukkinn Da! |
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2927 - If it moves, fuck it! If it doesn't move, stroke it 'til it moves, then fuck it! |
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2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
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2934 - Never compromise on safety Unless it looks like fun! |
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2939 - Free the vegitable one |
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2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
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2956 - I'm not drunk I'm still drinking |
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2961 - My name's Bob and I'm an alcoholic There, now that I'm not anonymous I don?t have to be part of your club!! |
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2968 - My cups runneth over |
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2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
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2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
|
2977 - A biker's fun is never done |
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2982 - If I were two-faced I'd be wearing the other one! |
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2984 - I'm not really ignorant? I'm just blending in |
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2985 - Eureka!! I think I've invented perpetual motion? I started at the bottom and I'm still going downhill! |
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2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
|
2988 - I'd rather think inside the box!! |
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2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
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2990 - When I die, please recycle my tits |
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3003 - They're all weird except me! |
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3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
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3009 - Make laziness history bring back poverty! |
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3013 - If I had intelligence you'd be insulting it |
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3014 - I'm aitch ay fookin pee pee why! |
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3015 - Test your rev limiter every day |
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3017 - I used to think I was fallible, but I was wrong |
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3019 - I'm just a nine year old with extra words |
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3022 - Fat is the new thin |
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3032 - At least my tattoos are all spelt write!! |
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3035 - Princess of the Universe |
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3041 - In Paris, they just stare when I speak French to them. I'm sick & tired of trying to make these idiots understand their own language. |
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3044 - The chicken crossed the road because it fuckin felt like it, alright !!! |
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3045 - Retard A compliment in Yorkshire |
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3047 - If it weren't so richly deserved, your adulation would be really embarrassing |
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3048 - Don't be calling me feckless, I'm not a bloody virgin! So I'm not! |
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3056 - Only 2 things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity - Albert Einstein |
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3066 - I'm not going to be an escape goat for anybody! |
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3089 - We're intellectual opposites I'm intellectual & you're opposite. |
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3092 - I believe in equality equalilty for everybody. No matter who stupid they are or how superior I am to them. |
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3103 - My girlfriend told me I need to be more affectionate. So now I've got three girlfriends. |
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3106 - Better to be kissed by a fool than fooled by a kiss |
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3110 - Monkey says relax |
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3116 - Cliches should be avoided like the plague |
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3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
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3128 - I'm not arrogant. I'm just the best |
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3130 - I don't know how I manage to be so humble! |
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3137 - You all think I'm paranoid You might not have said anything, but I know you're thinking it! |
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3144 - I can't be arsed to stand up for myself |
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3146 - I don't do cruises I ain't no fool! I won't be fallin for that one again! |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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80 - If I gave a shite you would be the first person I'd give it to! |
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89 - I've upped my standards Up Yours |
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90 - I'm drunk, I'm obnoxious, Fuck You |
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92 - Fuck Off Just fuck right off |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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117 - I hope you have a pretty pussy, because I'm stuffed if I want to kiss that face |
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146 - Do I look like a fuckin' people person? |
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168 - UP YOUR PIPE |
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244 - Fuck Titanic what happened to the iceberg? |
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346 - Funny you don't look like a twat |
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404 - If you're easily offended now would be a really good time to fuck off |
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435 - FUCK YOU, YES YOU |
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612 - Tell your fuckin' story walking, pal! |
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656 - Don't piss me off? My backyard is full already! |
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679 - If you want loyalty get a dog!! |
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703 - I don't do mingers |
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709 - My attitude might stink but my arse doesn't |
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721 - SMILE FUCKWIT |
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724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
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726 - No! I am not fuckin' local |
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750 - Be nice or Fuck off |
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753 - Don't be shy your mother wasn't |
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772 - I woke up this morning with one nerve left, and you're getting on it. |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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889 - BUGGREM |
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947 - DID I SAY ? |
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967 - IN MY WAY |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1019 - TATTOOED WHITE TRASH |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1030 - I SHOT BAMBII'S MUM |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1038 - IKEA |
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1039 - GET BLAME ANYWAY |
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1046 - WHAT ATTITUDE ? |
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1053 - GOOD MORNING |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1056 - GO F... SELF |
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1066 - STUPID TWAT BASTARD |
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1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
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1076 - WHO IS SPARTACUS ? |
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1077 - BOMB |
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1103 - NOT A TWAT, HONEST |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1163 - CAN'T BE ARSED |
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1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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1167 - DON'T DO P.C. |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1206 - FUCKYAIFYACAN'T |
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1236 - MONGREL |
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1257 - DUMB KILLER |
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1277 - WHO ARE YOU ? |
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1283 - HELL WAS FULL |
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1289 - FLOATING WHEELCHAIR |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1347 - WANT TO FIT IN ? |
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1351 - LESBIAN ? |
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1361 - EMPLOYEE |
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1364 - LET'S PRETEND |
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1368 - PROPER TWAT |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
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1405 - WORLD'S MY ASHTRAY |
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1414 - WHY THE FUCK |
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1426 - All bosses are cunts |
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1427 - I'm not allowed to be a racist bastard but I can think like one |
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1433 - If I'm here? Who's running Hell? |
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1434 - Racist?.I'm not even in a hurry |
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1444 - |
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1447 - Few Problems High Explosive |
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1456 - Your face should be hung on a door in Africa |
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1467 - Oi Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1538 - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance?. |
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1559 - Which part of kiss my arse don't you understand? |
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1565 - I could solve all the Worlds problems but I don't have enough bullets |
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1594 - I'd be Atheist but the holidays suck |
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1613 - I'm so excited I could just kick a puppy |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1631 - There's no life like low life |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1634 - Evilution |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1639 - My 'inner child' is a mean little bastard |
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1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
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1648 - We don't give a fuck how they do it in America!! |
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1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
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1659 - Fat cows are harder to butcher! |
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1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
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1697 - All I can hear is: |
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1698 - Oi, Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1706 - I'm getting the word NONCE |
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1707 - You nosey bastard |
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1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
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1721 - Your image speaks for itself - don't interrupt! |
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1728 - If you don't limp you aint Shit |
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1740 - Anyone can quit smoking |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
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1763 - Explain what it was that made you think I would give a shit |
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1771 - Of course I can multi-task! While I shag you I can think of someone pretty |
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1781 - Fat bitches burn longer |
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1784 - rude as fcuk |
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1794 - Fuck with me and I'll burn your holiday home, boyo! |
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1795 - One twat in my pants is enough thanks! |
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1859 - What kind of lubricant do you have to use to get so far up your own fuckin' arse! |
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1863 - When I grow up I want to be an outrage to public decency |
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1864 - Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole council estate! |
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1871 - Fok julle almal |
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1872 - I don't like to be rude, but you're boring me now! |
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1874 - Waddayawantyakuncha? |
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1881 - Other people's children should be drowned at birth! |
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1888 - I haven't got tourette's You really are a cunt!! |
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1892 - I've got friends I haven't used yet |
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1900 - If your God approves of suicide bombers, my God says your God is a cunt! |
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1927 - No, I don't have a card! If you want loyalty get a fuckin puppy! |
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1958 - Silence those who oppose free speech |
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1960 - Once, I was a Love-Child now I'm just a bastard |
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2003 - Fuck you and all of your voices |
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2020 - Say NO to the Euro! Keep the Giro! |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2031 - Detention Seeker |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2054 - I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would let me join! |
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2068 - If God had wanted Adam & Steve he would have made it that way in the first place |
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2078 - Surely you can do better than that!? |
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2084 - Not even a proper twat! |
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2090 - Fat bitches are a waste of duct tape! |
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2092 - Does it look like I've got all day? |
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2095 - I wasn't born a Bastard I had to work at it! |
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2096 - I don't discriminate I don't care what colour my slaves are! |
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2099 - Behead Me!! I'm a cartoonist |
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2101 - OK I was wrong I apologise.. Unfuck you |
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2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
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2110 - Fuck Off and when you get there Fuck Off Again!! |
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2111 - Stupidity is not a handicap! Park It Somewhere Else!! |
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2121 - Please don't make me regret not shooting you |
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2128 - I'd prefer you to perve at my arse! That way, at least I'll be walking away from you! |
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2130 - Where is Enoch Powell now that his country needs him??? |
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2141 - I'm not racist I'd like every lazy fucker to have a job |
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2148 - Yes I am big fat and ugly No I don't give a shit |
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2158 - I bomb you in the name of the Father, the Son and Petroleum Spirit - Bush Pope |
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2161 - If you don't like my laws & customs get the fuck out of my country - Scottish |
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2167 - I still ain't bovvered |
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2173 - My Dad's a fucking wanker! |
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2176 - You can shove your sweeties right up your arse you paedo !! |
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2181 - My Ex-Wife is the foundation of my patio |
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2185 - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck |
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2198 - If you ain't got a V8 you're shit! |
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2204 - 12 12 12 Twice as evil |
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2210 - I do my bit for society?.I vote for Big Brother. |
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2211 - Buying LOTTO tickets is NOT a valid career choice |
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2212 - Stop looking at my cock |
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2217 - Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over |
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2241 - F: DIGAF B: DIF |
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2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
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2254 - How are we supposed to burn holiday homes in a smoke-free zone? |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2266 - 12 12 12 Twice as fuckin evil as you! |
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2275 - Twat ---> |
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2276 - If you think I'm a bastard for shagging your sister?Wait til you find out about your mother |
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2280 - Slob out with your knob out |
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2284 - Fcuk fof |
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2312 - FIFO Fit In or Fuck Off |
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2319 - F: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Big Brother Fuck you all, & fuck your fucking house B: Wankers |
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2320 - I'd rather be a Paki than a Jock! |
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2322 - Welcome to Britain Now speak fucking English!!! |
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2326 - Warning To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this bag away from children. |
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2337 - This is a designated smoking area |
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2345 - This area has been Ethnically Cleansed |
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2353 - Unethical T-Shirt |
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2362 - And you're telling me this because?? |
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2364 - |
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2370 - Sacred Cows taste better! |
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2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2422 - Dilligaf Digaf Dif |
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2438 - Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night! |
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2444 - You can shove my carbon footprint right up your arse! |
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2454 - All stressed out and nobody to choke |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2475 - In the beginning, man made God, and then the problems started |
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2499 - Fuck off - Japanese |
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2501 - Dover - Fuck off we're full |
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2523 - Arbeit macht frei |
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2524 - If you want commitment get a dog! |
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2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
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2590 - Two wongs don't make a white |
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2592 - Fcuk is offensive to us dyslexics, you cnut! |
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2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
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2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
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2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
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2677 - No, I don?t watch Miami fucking ink! |
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2678 - Yes It fucking did hurt! |
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2683 - No, I do not want to see your Taz, british bulldog, or anything else that resembles a smudged stamp!! |
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2687 - I'm not your fucking mate, mate!! |
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2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
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2699 - Do I look like a fuckin anorexic? |
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2713 - Gay? Got Aids Yet? |
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2728 - Bitch Beater |
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2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
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2732 - The lack of a smile on my face doesn?t mean you don?t amuse me |
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2735 - I've got nothing against GOD. It's just his fan club that pisses me off! |
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2743 - 999 Fuckin well evil!! |
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2744 - If god had known how much you lot were gonna bother him, I bet he would have had second thoughts about this religion lark |
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2762 - Welcome to the Isle of Man Now get back across! |
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2763 - E.P. go home |
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2766 - City of culture my arse I've got more culture in my yoghurt |
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2767 - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot |
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2781 - Watchawantjakuntcha |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2799 - Evil from the needle |
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2803 - Health can suck my cock & Safety can kiss my arse |
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2806 - I'm manx get off my TT Course |
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2809 - Yippee Kiyay Mother Fucker |
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2813 - No, Dickhead, It's a birthmark |
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2817 - Beware of my inner psycho |
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2822 - I've had it up to here with midgets |
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2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2832 - DFC |
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2841 - I really believe in the whole multi-culturalism thing? and so does me bitch |
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2855 - If I call you a cunt, please don?t take me clitorally |
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2858 - KKK |
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2859 - Tip for the day: Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it or shag it, piss on it and walk away |
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2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
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2866 - I don't care whether you're black, white or gay, just flip my bloody burger, please |
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2872 - Shove your religion up your arse! No offence abdul |
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2879 - My ex is a wanker |
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2883 - F: Then he said: Hey, motherfucker, do you know who I am? B: So I said: Hell no, nigger, I don?t give a god damn! |
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2885 - Age. Facit Gaudeum |
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2890 - Burn down churches |
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2915 - Keep punching 'til the lights go out! |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
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2923 - Dog handler |
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2931 - Keep Britain tidy blow up a mosque |
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2932 - Death before burial is not compulsory |
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2938 - Give me my fuckin Asbo NOW!!! |
|
2941 - I don't give a fuck! But I'll sell you one! |
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2948 - One rule for us?and a completely different one for the filth |
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2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
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2952 - Fuck the bmf |
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2960 - |
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2972 - I've met bread that's brighter than you |
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2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2980 - Ugly women have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
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2981 - If I could care less, I would! |
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2983 - Lower your taxes shoot a politician!! |
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3018 - Yakunt |
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3021 - Anger management was a fucking waste of time! |
|
3029 - All politicians are self-serving wankers |
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3036 - Politicians? Useless bunch of tossers! |
|
3038 - All men in suits should be stood up against the nearest wall and shot! |
|
3042 - I'm completely unoverawed |
|
3046 - Excuse me if I'm completely underwhelmed |
|
3052 - What's the opposite of 'Vive la france'? |
|
3068 - I don't think much of your attitude, mate, it's way too suppository! |
|
3078 - Books are useless! I only ever read one book: 'To kill a mockingbird' and it gave me absolutely no insight into how to kill Mockingbirds! |
|
3086 - Lesbians just another bloody example of a woman trying to do a man's job!! |
|
3095 - I'd like to see my ex in something flowing - the Zambezi |
|
3096 - I hope this t-shirt will help teach you to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly the normal people, Respek! - Ali G |
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3114 - Is it really so wrong to fake an orgasm during masturbation? |
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3125 - If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, somefing called 'a relationship'. |
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3126 - We're more popular than jesus! - John Lennon |
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3134 - Fuck off (sideways and japanise style font) |
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3150 - Harry Potter stories are just fanciful bullshit - who's ever seen a ginger kid with two friends?? |
|
3152 - How else could a bloke with an IQ like mine make this much money? |
|
3158 - You're gonna get laid tonight, no I'm not psychic I'm just stronger than you. |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Bike T-Shirts » |
1 - AM - On the 8th Day GOD created the American Motorsickle but on the 9th he traded it in on something faster and more fun to ride |
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2 - AM - Bloke with a hangover |
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3 - I'd rather push my xxxxxx than ride a BMW Available in Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha & Kawasaki variations. Please add the manufacturer name in the Comments box with your order. |
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100 - If you can read this the bitch has fallen off again |
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174 - Loud pipes save lives |
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202 - Biker babe wanted |
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211 - Bikers go in helmet first |
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212 - Never mind the bike, wanna see my helmet? |
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213 - Old bikers still keep their helmets shiny |
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317 - Big bikers bounce better and baby do I bounce |
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347 - Sierra Leone Kosovo Iraq Belfast West Bank Afghanistan That was a badly planned cycling holiday |
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443 - How do I ride? 0-800 ASK-YOUR-MISSUS |
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558 - 80% of my cash goes on bikes, booze and birds. The rest gets wasted (so do I) |
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577 - To start to understand me you'd need to be a biker |
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655 - I ride therefore I am |
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657 - Fuck Housework let's ride! |
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683 - It takes more than colour coordinated leathers to turn a wanker into a biker |
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688 - Bike it, you'll like it |
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690 - Live to ride Ride a fuckin tractor |
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695 - Beer must contain female hormones after 8 pints I cant ride my bike & I talk a load of shite |
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696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
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697 - If you can read this I'm going too slow |
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767 - Ride like a thief Sorry, Streetfighters members only. Proof required |
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804 - What's with the funny ear, then? |
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925 - RIGHT ROAD ? |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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933 - SKY, GROUND, SKY |
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966 - K...K...GKB,GKB,…Ambulance |
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990 - HANDBAG / LEATHERS |
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991 - BSA…Broomsticks Anonymous |
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1025 - Vegetarians love AM Don't go fast enough to kill anything |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
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1087 - BLH BGH |
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1088 - BLH BLH |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1115 - Daughter in a brothel |
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1141 - BIG BIKE... |
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1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
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1171 - BIKE'S BLACK TOO |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1259 - DANGEROUS |
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1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
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1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
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1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
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1264 - AM - Barley Harvesting Equipment |
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1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
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1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
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1268 - American Racing Tractors have more MuellPower |
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1270 - AM - John Deere Green |
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1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
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1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
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1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
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1284 - AM - Helicopter would you fly in one |
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1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
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1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
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1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
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1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
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1306 - IF PIGS COULD FLY |
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1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
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1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
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1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
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1354 - HOUSE/WHEELS-BIKE |
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1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
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1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
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1385 - COLOUR BABYGROW |
|
1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
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1410 - ENGINEERS |
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1411 - PUSH MOTORSICKLE |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
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1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
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1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1444 - |
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1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
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1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
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1448 - |
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1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
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1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
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1503 - Motorsickle a tractor |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
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1507 - Scooter Trash |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1533 - Wide open til you see God?.then brake |
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1551 - British by Birth Biker by Choice |
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1557 - Help I'm a biker trapped in the body of this uge ugly lesbian |
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1616 - Space is curved or my bike pulls to the left |
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1618 - Fat Bikers land like a sack of shite |
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1625 - I'm not scared of speed it's crashing & burning that worries me |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1641 - It used to be about all motorbikes |
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1647 - Chrome may not get you home but it will get you laid! |
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1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
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1655 - The last rider on earth will be riding an American Motorsickle |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
|
1676 - My other toy is shaft driven |
|
1696 - Wanna make a baby biker |
|
1699 - I'm a biker, deal with it! |
|
1739 - If you can't ride it or take it to bed, what's the point? |
|
1778 - I'm not a racist I just ride fast |
|
1802 - Biker Scum |
|
1814 - Rally Scum |
|
1873 - Overtake me and I'll follow you home & shit in your slippers! |
|
1899 - Use your rev limiter every day! |
|
1906 - At last year's Farmyard Party I even got my bike washed with chemicals & shit |
|
1909 - I'm not a Motorbike freak, I'm just a freak with a motorbike |
|
1917 - The only thing that?s wrong with this trike is the nut that?s loose behind the handlebars! |
|
1919 - I love riding twins... |
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1999 - Jap Riders push it to the limit; Yank riders push it to the garage |
|
2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
|
2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
|
2134 - Both of my rides need balls! |
|
2135 - Riding my bike is the second most fun I can have wearing leather |
|
2140 - 2nd Class Citizen 1st Class Biker |
|
2144 - I'd rather push my Sportsbike than ride a heap of Yankee shite |
|
2146 - I'm the twat you wish you could ride like |
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2151 - It takes more than Black & Orange leathers to turn a banker into a biker |
|
2159 - Hear No Evo See No Evo Ride No Evo |
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2171 - I'll never be a Rhinestone Ploughboy |
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2188 - COOL riding slow because you want to NOT coz the pig won't go any faster |
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2194 - |
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2199 - 69 The Gynaecologist |
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2201 - It's a tractor, Jim-Bob but not as you know it, son |
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2207 - She says: 'It's me or the bike!'?I'm really going to miss her |
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2225 - |
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2235 - Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way! |
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2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
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2261 - If you're gonna nick my bike, you'd better pray you die on it! |
|
2264 - If found please return to Marshall Control |
|
2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
|
2271 - Tonight we drink Tomorrow we ride |
|
2273 - If you can read this the bastard has fallen off again |
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2294 - I'm a peace loving kinda guy, but if you touch my bike I'll have a piece of you! |
|
2300 - I ride my bike to trailer shows |
|
2301 - I've got the biggest shiny bit!! |
|
2332 - Point me at the start line and step back, this is gonna get ugly! |
|
2334 - F: My Grandad's a Biker B: My Grandma's a bitch |
|
2383 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2397 - I'm the TWAT you wish you could ride like |
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2401 - You might ride a ?13.000 motorsickle son but I've got a ?150,000 t-shirt! |
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2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
|
2410 - Shiny Bits are easier to find when they fall off |
|
2424 - Bikers 4 Humour |
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2425 - Man?Machine?360 Corners?37 3/4 miles of road |
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2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2434 - |
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2447 - Live for today ride like there's no tomorrow! |
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2456 - I am not just a bitch I am the Bikers Bitch |
|
2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
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2497 - Keep your terror to yourself! |
|
2503 - Trikers do it with 3 bits of rubber |
|
2504 - BSA Broom Sticks Anonymous |
|
2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
|
2511 - My bike is a vampire it never sees daylight |
|
2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
|
2545 - Why long for immortality, when you don't even know what to do on a rainy Sunday? |
|
2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
|
2576 - All it takes is attitude to turn a biker into a wanker |
|
2586 - Ride like the wind!! |
|
2595 - Biker Tech Talk: 1 Oversteer: is when you hit the wall with the rear wheel 2. Understeer: is when you hit the wall with the front wheel 3. Horsepower: is how fast you hit the wall 4. Torque: is how far you take the wall with you. |
|
2604 - Plastic rocket no gay leathers |
|
2621 - Why?? Build a bike like a tractor Name it after a farm animal Tell us it sounds like a vegitable & get upset when we call it agricultural? |
|
2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
|
2634 - Live without a bike is no life at all |
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2638 - If you can still hear your missus, Twist Harder |
|
2641 - Yes, I'm cute yes, I'm a biker yes, I'm straight no, you can't follow me home! |
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2643 - Why do you wanna ride my bike? I don't wanna ride your wife! |
|
2644 - More smiles per gallon with a bike |
|
2653 - I ride the evil twin! |
|
2654 - Twice the tractor sickle if you buy it by weight |
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2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2700 - Know bikes Know freedom |
|
2704 - My home has more wheels than your bike!! |
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2707 - Spawn of an unknown rider |
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2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
|
2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
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2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
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2800 - Old bikers never die? they just ride off into Hell |
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2826 - Less smoke more throttle |
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2846 - I'd rather ride my bike, than talk about it on a fucking forum |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
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2868 - I survived sad Monday |
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2875 - Most of the time, live rolls along smoothly? but now and again the wheels fall off |
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2889 - Stormdrain the castle Northernmost event on the 2008 biker wellie circuit |
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2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2903 - Fast & Feisty |
|
2906 - I'm faster than the average pensioner |
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2916 - The more I learn about women?the more I love my motorcycle |
|
2950 - I bought my motorsickle in a clothing store |
|
2951 - bwf Better Wanking |
|
2952 - Fuck the bmf |
|
2977 - A biker's fun is never done |
|
2991 - I bike |
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2994 - I ride |
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2995 - Biker Camouflage Shirt |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Bitch T-Shirts » |
9 - How tall are you when you stand on your wallet |
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11 - MEN: Can't live with 'em; Can't sell 'em for parts |
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46 - I don't have PMS I'm always a bitch |
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87 - I did your boyfriend twice |
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93 - I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter |
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95 - Bitch in training, wanna practice? |
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105 - QUEEN BITCH |
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106 - I'm not A BITCH, I'm THE BITCH and it's MS BITCH to you |
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107 - 100% BITCH none of that 50/50 crap with me |
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142 - I don't need a dog I've got a bitch |
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151 - Bad girl my arse, I'm a real bitch |
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170 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother |
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340 - Back off! This bitch bites |
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351 - You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing |
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546 - Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship |
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650 - A bitch is for wife not for mistress |
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689 - Life's a bitch? & then you marry her |
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710 - I am woman hear me bitch |
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817 - This bitch rides alone |
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1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1015 - PMMS |
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1020 - VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS |
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1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
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1099 - MORE BITCH |
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1129 - BITCH / BASTARD |
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1170 - BITCH / DAUGHTER |
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1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
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1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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1473 - Devil's wench |
|
1476 - mesobitchy |
|
1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
|
1542 - Did I mention the kick in the nads you'll get if you touch me |
|
1543 - My wife's idea of a threesome is bitch bitch bitch |
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1553 - Warning: My bitch switch sticks |
|
1623 - Saw it! Wanted it! Had a fit! Got it!!! |
|
1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
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1654 - BAD GIRLS deserve a good licking |
|
1750 - My Ex got a gold mine I got the shaft! |
|
1921 - I'm the bitch your mother warned you about! |
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1936 - I just lost 9 stone & I'm fucked if I'm going looking for the bitch! |
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1962 - Cinderella married for money |
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2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2037 - Widow in waiting |
|
2039 - Your Boyfriend wants me! |
|
2049 - Your boyfriend was great last night! |
|
2086 - Don't get caught! looking here |
|
2107 - Some bitches are just a waste of duct tape! |
|
2126 - Look down here if you want? But talk up there. |
|
2133 - If men were extinct woman would just enslave some other dumb animal |
|
2170 - Perfect Bitch |
|
2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2270 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my sister |
|
2338 - Perfect Little Bitch |
|
2383 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
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2398 - |
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2419 - Warning: This bitch bites!! |
|
2435 - Men: Can't live with 'em Can't play mind games without 'em |
|
2437 - Positively high maintenance |
|
2456 - I am not just a bitch I am the Bikers Bitch |
|
2484 - 'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch' - Jack Nicholson |
|
2521 - Twat It's in my jeans |
|
2581 - My little voices are all bitches! |
|
2597 - F: One day, long ago, in a land far, far away there was a woman who didn't bitch, moan, whine or nag? B: But it was far, far away and it was just one day? |
|
2667 - Tattooed biker bitch exactly what it says on the box |
|
2686 - Good girls get what they want for xmas Bad girls get it all year long |
|
2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
|
2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
|
2795 - I'm not a bitch I'm just giftedly outspoken |
|
2797 - Pocket Dynamo Don't call me cute! |
|
2824 - Bitch Goddess |
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2848 - Come here bitch I'll give your tits a proper sucking! |
|
2879 - My ex is a wanker |
|
2895 - One perfect person in a room full of bitches |
|
2900 - If you can read this the wanker has fallen off again |
|
2903 - Fast & Feisty |
|
2920 - Jock Tart unhinged |
|
2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
|
2926 - I wanna find me a grown up bitch and make her whimper like a puppy |
|
2946 - Jealousy is an illness get well soon, bitches! |
|
2979 - Men have feelings too?Which frankly doesn't improve them a bit |
|
3035 - Princess of the Universe |
|
3097 - I never thought woman were explosive until I dropped one |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Booze T-Shirts » |
49 - DON'T MIND ME; I'm the designated drunk |
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81 - If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink |
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82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
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96 - Having a great time, wish you were beer |
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97 - Shhh..Yep I hear a beer calling me |
|
98 - SHHH?....Yep, I hear a beer calling me |
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116 - Whaddya mean foreplay? I bought you a fucking drink, didn't I? |
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131 - Beer in Beer out |
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132 - In the morning I will be sober. Will you be beautiful? |
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145 - I FEAR NO BEER |
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218 - The liver is evil and must be punished. |
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254 - Alcohol kills brain cells but only the weak ones |
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255 - Beer so much more than just a breakfast drink |
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272 - I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk Alcoholics go to meetings |
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280 - One beer makes me drunk. Usually the 12th |
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312 - Let's get some beer & dynamite and go fishing |
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363 - Beer helps ugly people get laid |
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372 - Ey up it's the beer monster |
|
374 - We all need something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer |
|
376 - Well drunk? 0-800-FUCK-YOU |
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393 - Are the pubs open yet |
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437 - Who's drucking funk? |
|
506 - Beer The reason I can still get up every afternoon |
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509 - Hangovers are for amateurs |
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510 - Pour me another you're still ugly |
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602 - CAREER ALCOHOLIC |
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699 - My doctor says coffee's bad for me so I'm sticking to alcohol. |
|
711 - Where are we going? Will there be beer? |
|
739 - I don't have a problem with drink it's the sobering up that gets you! |
|
745 - Ouch!!! The wrath of grapes |
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751 - I drink like a twat, me |
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776 - Alcohol may make you think you are more interesting and attractive than you really are |
|
784 - Beer doesn't care how much you earn |
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785 - I've been drinking all day on an empty head |
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801 - Outdoor lager enthusiast |
|
935 - WHERE THE FUCK |
|
946 - DON'T ASK ME NOW |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
|
1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
|
1057 - SOBRIETY |
|
1086 - BEER & BOLLOCKS |
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1090 - BLIND DRUNK |
|
1094 - SPENT ON DRINK |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1114 - BEER ME UP SPOTTY |
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1153 - IMAGINE...APES |
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1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
|
1176 - BINGE DRINKER |
|
1183 - BAR SLAG |
|
1189 - SERGEANT SIXPACK |
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1195 - MALE BEER |
|
1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
|
1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
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1212 - DEAD DRUNK PEOPLE |
|
1217 - DRINKING OFFICER ? |
|
1255 - CRIPPLES ON PISS |
|
1256 - CRIPPLES LAND BETTER |
|
1258 - THIRSTY ? |
|
1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
|
1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
|
1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
|
1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
|
1408 - LAST 3 PINTS |
|
1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
|
1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
|
1417 - Back on my barstool |
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1423 - It wasn't me you cunt, it was the Vodka |
|
1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
|
1441 - OMBRU |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1478 - I went out on the piss one night and came home legless |
|
1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
|
1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
|
1511 - Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you |
|
1528 - Duck my Sick |
|
1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
|
1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
|
1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
|
1635 - Comfortably Numb |
|
1640 - There aint no such thing as ugly after 3a.m. |
|
1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
|
1775 - Why have a 6-pack when you can have a Barrel |
|
1783 - You look like I need a drink |
|
1800 - I'm as pissed as my nan's mattress |
|
1897 - Will shag for beer |
|
1905 - I have a cunning plan! But then again, I've had beer |
|
1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
|
2004 - Alcoholics Unanimous |
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2044 - Beer frayed. Beer very frayed! |
|
2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
|
2080 - I speak Alcoholic like a natural |
|
2103 - I'm not much good with miracles, but I can turn beer into piss! |
|
2132 - I'm a drinker with a Bike problem! |
|
2136 - Hello floor?. Come to Daddy |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2162 - Drink! |
|
2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
|
2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
|
2240 - National Association of Bearded Drunkards |
|
2271 - Tonight we drink Tomorrow we ride |
|
2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
|
2290 - Please can you help me get this field off my back? |
|
2291 - Kings of Rears Buttwider Not Light |
|
2307 - If I could find a better way of getting a hangover I'd give up drinking |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
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2318 - It was all downhill after the cider! |
|
2323 - A good woman is like a good beer They both go down easily |
|
2327 - If I fall down wake me up if the bar is still open |
|
2344 - Alzhiemer's or Parkinson's? I'd rather spill half my beer than forget where I left the fucker! |
|
2348 - I distrust Camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink |
|
2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2357 - |
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2363 - Body by Beer |
|
2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
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2385 - |
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2386 - drnuk as fcuk |
|
2387 - fcukdrnuk |
|
2396 - I knew those last 7 beers were going to get me! |
|
2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
|
2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
|
2491 - Well & truly Wonka'd |
|
2515 - I'm schizophrenic and I'm drinking for all of us |
|
2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
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2548 - I have a profound respect for old age, especially when it's bottled. |
|
2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
|
2596 - Live every day like it's your last? I'm gonna spend it on liquids, slipping in & out of consciousness |
|
2607 - Line em up, Barkeep I'm self medicating |
|
2629 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
2650 - Away with the Stella Fairies. Back in the morning |
|
2668 - W well K known D drunk |
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2697 - Women cum & go but beer will always be there for you |
|
2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
|
2734 - 3 ex wives & 4 barmen to support |
|
2801 - If there's no beer in Heaven, I'm not going |
|
2812 - London 2012 Friday Night Pentathlon |
|
2816 - This weekend I shall be mostly taking the piss |
|
2820 - Gimmemorathat Faalin doon watta |
|
2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
|
2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
|
2935 - I've got a perfect 6-pack but I've lost the plastic bit that holds it all together |
|
2942 - What's my name & where's the bar? |
|
2956 - I'm not drunk I'm still drinking |
|
2961 - My name's Bob and I'm an alcoholic There, now that I'm not anonymous I don?t have to be part of your club!! |
|
2989 - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you remind me I've had too much to drink? |
|
3005 - Not drinking makes me sick! |
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3028 - It was a little bit difficult for me, going to alcoholics anonymous - George Best |
|
3063 - Drink Drank Drunk |
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3079 - I can't be a pilot anymore, because I couldn't piss the fatness test |
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3107 - I've lost my 6-pack, but replaced it with a party pack |
|
3133 - Technical error! Beer overload sensor malfunction. Pi55ed again! |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Brands T-Shirts » |
2 - AM - Bloke with a hangover |
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3 - I'd rather push my xxxxxx than ride a BMW Available in Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha & Kawasaki variations. Please add the manufacturer name in the Comments box with your order. |
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67 - DOG |
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75 - STUPID |
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186 - Y2K-Y Jelly fits 4 digits where 2 used to go |
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192 - I'm horny How are you? |
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288 - ADITOFF |
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324 - I thought clap was a kind of applause, until I discovered Smirnoff. |
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327 - Snow White thought 7-up was a soft drink until she discovered Smirnoff. |
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352 - It's time to kill off the weakest link |
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392 - AS SEEN ON TV |
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415 - PUSSY |
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426 - Innuendo Italian suppositories |
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465 - FUKC DYSLEXIA |
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466 - Never to busy to fukc |
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467 - Cool? - like fukc! |
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468 - FUKCED FASHION |
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469 - I DON'T GIVE FUKC |
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470 - DON'T FUKC WITH ME |
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471 - FUKC ME |
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502 - THE NICE ARSE |
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536 - Fukc ewe kiwi style |
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555 - TRIANGLE PUSSY |
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556 - RAT |
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557 - Hat Saigon Tractor Co |
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565 - HELLO, I FUKC |
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588 - Fukc off I'm fussy |
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589 - Everybody's talking fukcing garbage |
|
590 - Fuck! I'd love to be a famous fashion designer but I'm not dyslexic |
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599 - We say bcollocks |
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641 - Bolos not a good name for a fragrance |
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660 - BIG FCUKING DEAL |
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685 - Fcuk you you fcuking fcuk |
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687 - Hmmm, you smell like fcuk. |
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716 - MISERABLE FCUK |
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717 - PIZZA SLUT |
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719 - WHAT A WNAK |
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723 - SCIK FCUK |
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724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
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725 - LCIK MY DCIK |
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728 - Fake Sydney Paris Tokyo New York Barnsley |
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735 - DIESEL FUCKS BIKERS |
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737 - CCOK |
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738 - bnok not quite as rude as fcuk |
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760 - I can't fcuking spell |
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765 - I'm a dyslexic nymphomaniac I'll fcuk anything |
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768 - GET FCUKED |
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788 - FCUK U 2 |
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789 - Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you invent Tippex |
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814 - FCUK OFF CNUT |
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823 - You don't need to be posh to swallow becks |
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824 - If Smirnoff made body-building equipment |
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840 - If Smirnoff made beauty products |
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857 - COCKSPORT |
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918 - FULL OF CARP |
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919 - FCUK PAYING ?25 |
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929 - FCUK RIGHT OFF |
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931 - FCUK LABELS |
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948 - GUARANTEED CARP |
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954 - FCUKABLE |
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964 - FUCK FCUK |
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965 - FUCK, I CAN SPELL |
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989 - JUST DID IT |
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999 - CARPENTER?S SON |
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1009 - BOYS TOYS |
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1011 - IDIOT INSIDE |
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1025 - Vegetarians love AM Don't go fast enough to kill anything |
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1027 - EB QA |
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1035 - AM - Without a sense of humour |
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1038 - IKEA |
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1048 - FCUK UP FAIRY |
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1055 - I can't believe it's not Buddha! |
|
1060 - NTL: |
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1070 - Collect the bits that fall off AM |
|
1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
|
1077 - BOMB |
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1081 - 181 |
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1084 - WAX JOB |
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1101 - PLAYS WELL WITH SELF |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1109 - HARI TEATOWELHEAD |
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1113 - FAT |
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1138 - BNOK IMMEASURABLY |
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1141 - BIG BIKE... |
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1144 - LIKTWAT |
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1150 - FCNL |
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1152 - GOURANGA |
|
1155 - FIDO?S COJONES |
|
1165 - FC LIFESTYLE |
|
1166 - AM - Proof that Yanks can be funny |
|
1177 - NOB |
|
1180 - ADVERTISE HERE |
|
1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
|
1187 - HUMOUR EVOLUTION |
|
1251 - HARD TO SPELL |
|
1261 - AM - It's no coincidence |
|
1262 - AM - Potatoe Potatoe |
|
1263 - AM - Ironic Stupidity |
|
1264 - AM - Barley Harvesting Equipment |
|
1265 - AM - Half a Massey Ferguson |
|
1266 - AM - Happy in the Slow Lane |
|
1267 - AM - Run Me On Red |
|
1268 - American Racing Tractors have more MuellPower |
|
1270 - AM - John Deere Green |
|
1271 - AM - Trike don't fall over |
|
1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
|
1273 - AM - Fall over when you take the plough off |
|
1275 - EVIL INSIDE |
|
1284 - AM - Helicopter would you fly in one |
|
1285 - AM - Traded in for a Gold Wing |
|
1287 - Hardly Rideable Motorsickles |
|
1288 - AM - Twice the Tractor |
|
1290 - AM - Why HE never gets to rallies |
|
1310 - NO GOD-KLEENEX ? |
|
1321 - S&M&M |
|
1324 - NORTHERN MONKEY |
|
1328 - PUSH HONDA / AM |
|
1333 - POMME DE TERRE |
|
1336 - B W B M |
|
1366 - POTATOEPICKER |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1377 - EAST COAST TRACTORS |
|
1378 - FCEK |
|
1381 - ECSTASY-BRIAN |
|
1389 - FCUK ?25 MILLION |
|
1397 - Chromed Up Donkey Engine |
|
1410 - ENGINEERS |
|
1411 - PUSH MOTORSICKLE |
|
1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
|
1431 - Is it OK to put FUCK on a t-shirt if you can't spell? |
|
1441 - OMBRU |
|
1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
|
1454 - put a chromed up donkey engine on a motorsickle anyway |
|
1462 - FC*K off - fashionable and polite |
|
1469 - ROOT 69 |
|
1476 - mesobitchy |
|
1483 - lcuky fcuk |
|
1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
|
1492 - Too skinny to ride an American Motorsickle |
|
1521 - fcukaholic |
|
1528 - Duck my Sick |
|
1549 - Starfish Stretchers |
|
1558 - wnaker |
|
1649 - I'm more obsessed with breasts & thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was! |
|
1684 - FarCanal.biz I chose it out of thousands |
|
1714 - I * KY |
|
1753 - Fcuckin fat fcuk, too fcukin fat to fcuk |
|
1777 - I just won Lotto |
|
1784 - rude as fcuk |
|
1786 - fcukwit |
|
1799 - KFC - Kill a Fuckin Chav - Give in to the Kickin |
|
1869 - Heinz flicks Beanz |
|
1875 - Pike just nicked it |
|
1903 - Ha, Ha ! You drive a Ford |
|
1930 - Road Kill Cafe Now Serving Chav! |
|
1949 - I sleep on a park Bench |
|
2002 - I wouldn't fcuk you for luck! |
|
2004 - Alcoholics Unanimous |
|
2009 - Toys Am We Birmingham branch opening soon |
|
2012 - London 2012 - SHIT |
|
2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
|
2091 - I'm a biker get me out of here |
|
2094 - Duracell Lasts longer than all of my boyfriends! |
|
2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
|
2112 - The one thing even more sad than wearing a Name Brand to get laid, is getting laid because you're wearing a Name Brand!! |
|
2123 - If'n you don't Hardly got no sense of Humour, Son, why in the hell would you wanna ride such a funny Motorsickle? |
|
2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
|
2153 - fcuk, fcuk, fcukity fcuk |
|
2155 - Bringabongalong |
|
2165 - Le Coq Massif |
|
2168 - McShite McFuck back off to McAmerica why don't ya |
|
2228 - Janna try a Jammie Todger? |
|
2256 - MMMMMM Bang! You know when you've been Dyno'd |
|
2284 - Fcuk fof |
|
2291 - Kings of Rears Buttwider Not Light |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
|
2374 - wanapoo |
|
2381 - iWank |
|
2385 - |
|
2386 - drnuk as fcuk |
|
2387 - fcukdrnuk |
|
2390 - Invalid PIN Transaction Cancelled |
|
2391 - Corporate There! I told you I had the balls to put the 'C' word on a t-shirt! |
|
2404 - Lock the ultimate point & click interface |
|
2405 - I'd rather go metric than inbred son |
|
2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
|
2426 - Applecrumble & Fish |
|
2463 - Keep your hands off my TT's |
|
2468 - |
|
2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
|
2491 - Well & truly Wonka'd |
|
2492 - Propa Wonka |
|
2495 - Ant & Dec are aliens |
|
2502 - Have you been on myface.com? |
|
2504 - BSA Broom Sticks Anonymous |
|
2506 - Go on, son, ride that pig!! |
|
2509 - After 40 not even tupperware can keep it fresh |
|
2519 - I am the git |
|
2520 - 'I can't believe I'm not fatter' |
|
2592 - Fcuk is offensive to us dyslexics, you cnut! |
|
2593 - Notice to Greenpeace please do not push me back in the water |
|
2600 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of cunt |
|
2601 - Allergy warning: may contain traces of nuct |
|
2621 - Why?? Build a bike like a tractor Name it after a farm animal Tell us it sounds like a vegitable & get upset when we call it agricultural? |
|
2628 - Lo-Viz |
|
2631 - If you're going to sell overpriced tractors, you could at least fit all the wheels |
|
2632 - |
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2637 - No added chemicals, no artificial colourings. The real thing since 1957 |
|
2650 - Away with the Stella Fairies. Back in the morning |
|
2654 - Twice the tractor sickle if you buy it by weight |
|
2665 - Jurassic Dork |
|
2668 - W well K known D drunk |
|
2670 - No corporate sponsor |
|
2677 - No, I don?t watch Miami fucking ink! |
|
2694 - Colobritics suck!! |
|
2695 - Jabba the slut until she whimpers |
|
2716 - Subvert |
|
2717 - Pizza Slut |
|
2733 - 47 stone of tractor sickle ridden by 18 stone of redneck |
|
2737 - Honda seventh day God played with his toys |
|
2741 - Who'd want to name a motorsickle after an obese male child anyway? |
|
2751 - Beautiful naturally bronzed wrists and ankles tied to georgian four poster bed with soft hand-woven Thai silk? 36 inch DD breasts, smothered in warm rich Belgian Chocolate? One inch erect nipples pierced with 18 carat rose gold nipple rings, topped with whipped cream... Brazillian shaven minge framed by hand stitched crotchless leather thong... Moist salty clit covered with full fruit organic blackberry jam... This is not just ordinary porn... This is S&M luxury porn |
|
2754 - American Definition of Acceleration: Hitting top speed twice as soon as all the other guys |
|
2760 - Superdork |
|
2770 - I'm poor io primani |
|
2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
|
2860 - Fuck you and your last ROLO |
|
2871 - (three legs with three penis's in the style of Isle of Man flag) |
|
2873 - I taught the stig |
|
2882 - baby inside (circle around) |
|
2912 - (smiley face) |
|
2919 - Cunt Huge Cunt |
|
2928 - The future is bright and my girlfriend is Orange |
|
2933 - If a tractor won't corner on 4 wheels, what do expect it to do on 2?? |
|
2937 - Feel my whopper |
|
2940 - Ganja Scaffolding the safe way to get high |
|
2950 - I bought my motorsickle in a clothing store |
|
2954 - Fart Wars the empire's ripe crack |
|
2960 - |
|
2975 - Fluffer Men Swear London, New York, Paris, Burnley |
|
2991 - I bike |
|
2993 - Faggots should be in gravy not matrimony - Mr Brains |
|
2994 - I ride |
|
2998 - Step away from the Mcfries and nobody gets fat |
|
3002 - Even Canesten won't get rid of me! |
|
3007 - On the whole, Preparation H is pretty good |
|
3018 - Yakunt |
|
3030 - No I don?t recycle These are tassle twirling directions |
|
3037 - Gimp my Bride |
|
3075 - I Fuck |
|
3120 - I'm not sitting on a Spacehopper it's my arse hanging out of my trousers |
|
3155 - Fisting preston |
|
3162 - I survived the Fat Duck |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Come Ons T-Shirts » |
4 - I might not be the best but fuck, I'm the easiest |
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5 - Smashing Shoes, Baby
Wanna Shag? |
|
18 - Smile It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips |
|
30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
|
31 - Show me the front of your bum |
|
57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
|
58 - Body Piercing Done Here |
|
64 - Can I buy you dinner because it's against my principles to fuck a hungry woman |
|
68 - Let's do 68 Go down on me and I'll owe you one |
|
69 - NICE LEGS What time do they open? |
|
71 - I'm just a shy bloke with a fuckin' huge donger |
|
73 - Oversexed man seeks woman to whom this is not a problem. |
|
76 - Mean people suck! Come here and show me how mean you can be |
|
77 - I'm here about the blowjob |
|
85 - I fuck on the first date |
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113 - I only sleep with the best. SMILE if you qualify |
|
114 - Do you SPIT OR SWALLOW |
|
118 - Remember my name! You will be screaming it later |
|
126 - Go on fool me fake an orgasm I wont mind, honest |
|
127 - You know you want me |
|
137 - Does your Dad own a brewery |
|
183 - My Dick would like to buy you a drink |
|
258 - Breakfast Included |
|
349 - I feel great and I don't kiss bad either |
|
403 - There's not enough beds in the world. But I'm willing to share |
|
408 - You've been very bad boy, go to my room |
|
421 - Do you sleep on your stomach if not, can I? |
|
527 - PAT McCROTCH |
|
564 - Think my pants off |
|
722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
|
911 - TEST DRIVE ME |
|
1004 - ANSWER QUESTION YES |
|
1005 - WOW GOOD FOR YOU ? |
|
1009 - BOYS TOYS |
|
1017 - ANY ANY ANY |
|
1031 - SUCKMY DICK...COM |
|
1032 - LICKMYSLIT...COM |
|
1060 - NTL: |
|
1062 - WELL, OK THEN. |
|
1063 - LOOSE LIPS |
|
1064 - GO ON ! 2ND DATE |
|
1067 - HELP SPANK ? |
|
1069 - AFTER LUNCHTIME |
|
1072 - PREMATURE GENOCIDE |
|
1078 - MOUTHFULL |
|
1080 - VENTRILOQUIST |
|
1092 - JUST SAY SO |
|
1093 - DSS |
|
1095 - EVIL MONKEY |
|
1110 - SPANK CHEEKY |
|
1116 - LIKE YOUR SHOES |
|
1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
|
1118 - FEEL 18 |
|
1130 - DOUBLE DECKER DOG |
|
1133 - DEEP / MACHO |
|
1144 - LIKTWAT |
|
1160 - NOT GET TITS OUT |
|
1174 - I LIKE TO LISTEN |
|
1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
|
1179 - SERIAL THRILLER |
|
1181 - 811 WHAT'S YOURS |
|
1183 - BAR SLAG |
|
1184 - WET Y-FRONTS |
|
1191 - IT?S NOT BIG |
|
1192 - THINK BEYOND BOX |
|
1193 - DO NOT BREED |
|
1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
|
1204 - LIMP DOCTOR |
|
1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
|
1229 - HAIRY BEAST |
|
1243 - HOW FIT ? |
|
1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
|
1260 - LA MINGE GINGE |
|
1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
|
1291 - 18 COLLAR |
|
1296 - LET'S DO 96 |
|
1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
|
1298 - TRY ANYTHING ONCE |
|
1316 - NOPE, 2 IN BUSH |
|
1321 - S&M&M |
|
1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
|
1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
|
1331 - CLICK ME NEKKID |
|
1338 - OFTEN |
|
1341 - OWN NUDE SCENES |
|
1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
|
1355 - TITS ARE DEAF ! |
|
1358 - SATURDAY |
|
1362 - GUTTER SLUTS |
|
1369 - don't ASSUME |
|
1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
|
1375 - LESBIANITY |
|
1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
|
1382 - SEX-BREAKFAST |
|
1386 - IT'S BIG |
|
1392 - VARIETY |
|
1393 - HELP FIND MARBLES |
|
1398 - DENTIST |
|
1399 - IT IS BIG... |
|
1406 - GREATSHAG.COM |
|
1438 - Serial Screamer |
|
1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
|
1457 - Eager Beaver? |
|
1461 - Mona |
|
1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
|
1468 - Do NOT remove this t-shirt it's holding my tits up |
|
1469 - ROOT 69 |
|
1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
|
1484 - STOP! Looking at me looking at your tits |
|
1486 - Built for comfort not for speed |
|
1490 - I just had a really great wank |
|
1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
|
1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
|
1511 - Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you |
|
1524 - For my next trick I'll need a volunteer |
|
1530 - Looking for true love? |
|
1545 - Orgasmatron |
|
1617 - Make us both happy take me to bed |
|
1620 - Living on memories wanna give me a good one? |
|
1621 - I'm a Taxidermist Can I mount you? |
|
1637 - Eatin ain't Cheatin |
|
1640 - There aint no such thing as ugly after 3a.m. |
|
1643 - A hard man is good to find |
|
1644 - My face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour. I'd like you to be on it! |
|
1646 - If you want more inches STROKE IT! |
|
1661 - Reliable tool hire |
|
1681 - Take a good look at my Balls while I admire your hairstyle |
|
1696 - Wanna make a baby biker |
|
1711 - When I grow up can I shag your girlfriend? |
|
1718 - MYLF |
|
1725 - Gynaecology nice work if you can get it |
|
1730 - Take off your pants, I want to try something |
|
1756 - My face is my third best feature |
|
1758 - I'm just two short of a threesome |
|
1764 - Abuse my Chimp why don't you |
|
1777 - I just won Lotto |
|
1792 - I'm a dedicated orifice worker |
|
1855 - Get your coat, bitch, you've pulled |
|
1857 - Okay, so I'm shallow, but give me a chance & I'll get as deep as you'll let me. |
|
1858 - It won't lick itself |
|
1882 - I'd invite you for Pizza and a fuck, but I'm not hungry |
|
1898 - If I'm really, really naughty, can I go to your room? |
|
1940 - I bet you can't shag me just once |
|
1941 - All you can eat for 99p |
|
1942 - I'd eat you but then I'd have to mate with you |
|
1989 - It has to be hard to be good |
|
1990 - Improve your chances of getting pregnant tonight! |
|
1992 - Is free love free? Is it really love? Let's help each other find out! |
|
2008 - Are you Little Bo-Peep? And more importantly will you blow my horn? |
|
2013 - KFC All that's missing is U Sorry, the bloke that printed this t-shirt is disslexick |
|
2014 - I'm dyslexic and Thirsty.. Is your bra open? |
|
2018 - Will fake it for shoes |
|
2033 - MTME |
|
2034 - Feminism really turns me on! |
|
2058 - Game all over |
|
2072 - You are what I eat Am I what you eat? |
|
2074 - Dick IS fattening! |
|
2075 - This Side Goes Down |
|
2076 - This side up but.. This side's more fun |
|
2108 - Thirsty? |
|
2113 - Hop on here for the ride of your life! |
|
2139 - My other tit's got toys |
|
2142 - I really really..like big tits |
|
2149 - Boys make me dribble |
|
2154 - Wanna Shag? Get in quick? before I sober up! |
|
2165 - Le Coq Massif |
|
2183 - Save the planet Fuck me til I turn Green |
|
2187 - Don't ya wish your girlfriend had tits like mine? |
|
2196 - Yes, they are real! |
|
2199 - 69 The Gynaecologist |
|
2205 - You sure do got a purdy mouth |
|
2223 - Think of me as three fit birds all rolled into one |
|
2239 - Wanna try my Tubby Custard? |
|
2243 - If it has two wheels or a dick, I can ride it! |
|
2244 - I wouldn't fuck either of you two bitches! But together?.? |
|
2251 - Dip me in chocolate & lick me like a Lesbian |
|
2255 - Pole Dancing Instructor Own pole supplied |
|
2267 - Biker Chicks only ride Big Ones |
|
2286 - If you think my shoe size is big, check this out |
|
2288 - I make romance inside you, yes? |
|
2292 - I'm encourageable |
|
2306 - Better than riding a space hopper |
|
2310 - Kanneye Liqueurs Est 1957 |
|
2314 - Vibrate me 'til me bits fall off |
|
2331 - Smile if you shag cripples |
|
2336 - Please read this while I stare at your tits |
|
2346 - You'll do! |
|
2352 - The worst thing about being an Atheist is having no one to talk to during an orgasm |
|
2368 - Fanny Mechanic First Service Free |
|
2371 - I shag boys! |
|
2372 - Any chance of going halves on a bastard? |
|
2379 - It's not what you eat it's how well you chew it! |
|
2382 - It's only dirty if you do it right!! |
|
2439 - The best way to get over him, is to get under me! |
|
2441 - I'm a naughty girl! Spank Me |
|
2451 - Hung like a Budgie Hell of a tongue |
|
2452 - Cum on Eileen |
|
2459 - I sleep much better after a good ride |
|
2469 - 2 can chew |
|
2481 - Buy me enough drinks, darlin', & I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio. |
|
2483 - Squeal or no squeal It all boils down to what's in your box |
|
2485 - I'm with gullible |
|
2493 - Sex Kitten to make me purrr rub here |
|
2502 - Have you been on myface.com? |
|
2513 - Crane drivers always get it up! |
|
2516 - In case of rape this side up |
|
2517 - A doggy is not just for Christmas it's a great position all year long |
|
2532 - ! Warning top heavy item appropriate handling procedures to be used |
|
2560 - Can you remember? When the air was clean and sex was dirty? |
|
2606 - The artful dogger |
|
2609 - I'll be anybody's for a packet of peanuts |
|
2614 - I like women with small hands makes my dick look bigger |
|
2615 - 9 Inches !! |
|
2624 - If it helps just think of me as a lesbian with a dick |
|
2627 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are! |
|
2630 - If I want sympathy, I'll drop my pants |
|
2642 - I'm not easily impressed, but cunning stunts always do the trick |
|
2647 - Funani punani Chercher la femme |
|
2652 - Can I fuddle duddle with your wibbly wobblies? |
|
2658 - She shakes us |
|
2660 - Hand in hand gland in hand hand in gland gland in gland |
|
2662 - I'm not addicted to head I just love the silence! |
|
2679 - Body of a goddess, ink of the devil |
|
2688 - Try not to think about sex starting? Now tricky isn?t it? |
|
2698 - I'll see your 2 tits and raise you my dick |
|
2702 - The attraction between your tits & my dick defies the laws of gravity |
|
2710 - Wanted - Dubious company to share cheap hooch & whathaveyou. |
|
2719 - My favourite bird, swallows |
|
2721 - You could be my next ex-husband |
|
2722 - You could be my next ex-wife |
|
2725 - Most people have at least one good point? Mine is that I'm easy |
|
2726 - Fancy a shot in the dark? |
|
2729 - A happy man's wife whimpers more than she moans! |
|
2730 - I have a strange attitude to sex? I don?t give a fuck, but I'm still hoping to get one |
|
2764 - Circus girls prefer it in the ring? |
|
2765 - Female horologist wanted to put a face and 2 hands on this |
|
2771 - I may not be as fit as I once was? but I make upf ro it in enthusiasm and willingness to experiment |
|
2775 - Some girls beg & some girls borrow. Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but the best of the lot will suck & swallow |
|
2792 - Banger racers do it from behind |
|
2802 - Beaver Trainer |
|
2821 - SHAG Super Hero And God |
|
2823 - For hire? Go on, treat yourself |
|
2830 - Bring me a Magnifying Glass and I'll show you a porn star |
|
2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
|
2852 - I'm dirty and you want me! |
|
2861 - I would gladly die for you?But can we shag a few times before you ask me to prove it? |
|
2874 - Please don?t stroke my ego? I've got much better things for you to stroke |
|
2887 - Diversify your Gene Pool. Ask me how |
|
2894 - Show us yer baird |
|
2896 - I'd thank you personally but my husband gets jealous |
|
2898 - It's all about the Crack so it is! So it is! ( in gaelic font) |
|
2908 - Wanna feel violated? |
|
2918 - Smile if you're moist |
|
2925 - Be my bitch + Howl for me |
|
2929 - I'm fussy but even I'd fuck me |
|
2937 - Feel my whopper |
|
2949 - |
|
2953 - Much bette ride than a spacehopper |
|
2969 - You're not really with that twat, are you? |
|
2970 - I'll juggle your tits for a quid |
|
2976 - My heart belongs to someone else, but you can have my dick if you want |
|
2978 - Judging from the look of you, you'd be a fool to turn me down |
|
2987 - I have much more fun in adultery than I ever did in infancy |
|
2999 - I can't find my feminine side, can I play with yours? |
|
3055 - I used to think: 'Coq au vin' meant 'sex in a lorry' |
|
3075 - I Fuck |
|
3104 - Some day, I'd like you to have my children. In fact, they're in the car now if you want them, but you'll have to shout because they're in the boot |
|
3111 - I honestly am a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex. |
|
3118 - I make it a policy never to fuck before the first date |
|
3131 - I've been born again, and breast feeding is much more fun this time! |
|
3142 - Objects in my pants may appear smaller than they really are |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Coppers T-Shirts » |
82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
|
182 - FBI Freelance Breast Inspector |
|
196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
|
325 - I wanted to be a judge, but they found out my mum & dad was married |
|
331 - Police greed cameras in use |
|
388 - WITNESS RELOCATION |
|
389 - FBI FLOWERS BY IRENE |
|
419 - Some traffic cops are living proof that whores should not have kids not you officer - the other bastards |
|
458 - If only I'd been just a little dumber, I could have been a copper myself |
|
476 - OFFICER do you know you look like one of the village people? |
|
585 - No need to waste your time here officer, this is not the human you are looking for. You may go about your business. |
|
636 - Sorry, Orifice, I had to drive - I was too drunk to walk |
|
746 - FBI Fuck-all Brains Inside Witless Protection Programme |
|
787 - Traffic cops are perverts they keep taking pictures of my arse |
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815 - I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable |
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909 - FILTH |
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1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1091 - POLICE PROFIT |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1136 - FC POKE IN EYE |
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1186 - NINJA PENGUIN |
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1200 - NOT AGENT |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1217 - DRINKING OFFICER ? |
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1238 - GUILTY BYSTANDER |
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1356 - DAY RELEASE |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1439 - Undercover Police |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1474 - Usual Suspect |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1852 - Welcome to North Wales The biggest hard drugs problem in Britain. Even the Chief of Police works on speed |
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1908 - F: What do you do with a 6 foot arsehole? B: Give it a speed camera! |
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2000 - Fuck Not with the Force You Do! - Yoda |
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2019 - Where would Christians be today if Jesus had smartened himself up for the court appearance? |
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2031 - Detention Seeker |
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2032 - ASBO Enthusiast |
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2060 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2100 - Think Bike! See Bike! Get the fuck out of Bike's way!! |
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2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
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2242 - Out on Bail |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2349 - Drink, don't think and drive |
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2357 - |
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2429 - I'm not drunk Officer, I was just warming my tyres |
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2430 - Oink |
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2460 - I'm listening, Officer, but all I can hear is Blah, Blah, Blah? |
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2474 - Free all Axe Murderers what's wrong with killing an axe anyway? |
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2567 - The police have quit warning me to slow down? and handed the job over to my doctor. |
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2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
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2788 - I solemnly swear: I'm up to no good |
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2886 - Equal Justice |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2938 - Give me my fuckin Asbo NOW!!! |
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2948 - One rule for us?and a completely different one for the filth |
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2974 - Do you understand the danger of combining a deadly weapon and a low IQ |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Drugs T-Shirts » |
38 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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59 - Only Users Lose Drugs |
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60 - Rehab is for Quitters |
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109 - I don't like people who take drugs, Like cops and customs officers |
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124 - I'm a substance enthusiast not an addict |
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135 - Do drugs & die! We need the space |
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139 - Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route |
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177 - Drugs saved my life |
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179 - No left turn unstoned |
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200 - I don't like people who take My drugs. |
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208 - Cannibalise legalis now |
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210 - Runs on white lines |
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221 - Drugs just say now |
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283 - Cocaine isn't all it's cracked up to be |
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338 - Marijuana Natures way of saying HI |
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382 - Reality is for people who cant cope with Drugs |
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439 - Don't get high on your own supply |
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495 - D.A.R.E. Drugs are really excellent |
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497 - Betty Ford Alumni |
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534 - I don't trust condoms they can burst and your body just can't cope with all this heroin at one time |
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542 - Legalise da 'erb, innit |
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619 - DRUGS NOT JOBS |
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806 - I.D.T. International Dope Testers |
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868 - SNIFFER DOGS |
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879 - SMOKED THAT |
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902 - GOD-GRASS-MAN |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
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1119 - BILL & BEN 2 |
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1124 - SUBSTANCE ENTH 2 |
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1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
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1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
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1209 - UP DOSAGE ? |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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1294 - This Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked |
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1381 - ECSTASY-BRIAN |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1580 - In search of a lower conciousness |
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1605 - I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction |
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1614 - Ideal |
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1632 - I woke up this morning broke sticky & confused |
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1635 - Comfortably Numb |
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1664 - Let's get back to the stoned age |
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1671 - None of this has anything to do with right here right now?. |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1691 - I * Drugs |
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1743 - Let's get chocolate faced |
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1748 - Taxes support terrorism |
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1852 - Welcome to North Wales The biggest hard drugs problem in Britain. Even the Chief of Police works on speed |
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1878 - Apprentice stoned mason |
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1971 - Let he who is stoned cast the first sin |
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1973 - DEA : Drunk Every Afternoon |
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1975 - Develop in Acid for truly amazing images |
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1986 - There's a methedrine to my madness |
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1998 - Bill and Ben |
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2027 - Mind-Altered menace to society |
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2047 - He who is without sin will get stoned first |
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2062 - Alcohol beats up more women than marijuana |
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2063 - I don't smoke anything with tobacco in it - That shit'll kill ya! |
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2136 - Hello floor?. Come to Daddy |
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2137 - too fcuked to be a busy |
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2155 - Bringabongalong |
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2163 - Pass the 'J' to the 'I' mon |
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2174 - Beer is my wife, but drugs are the dirty little bitches I have fun with at weekends. |
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2195 - You should see me when the drugs wear off |
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2203 - It's people like you that make people like me need medication |
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2257 - Govt Health Warning Stopping me smoking could be fatal to your health! |
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2279 - Money can't buy you happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and titty bars |
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2343 - There's no cunts on me, drugstable |
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2375 - What's my name? Where the fuck am I? & Why am I here? |
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2415 - Health Warning: Pissing me off about my smoking could be bad for you! |
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2420 - Warning: 7 out of 10 women who suck on a Camel prefer men |
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2465 - Don't let reality ruin your day |
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2482 - Fuck the world & let's get high poem |
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2500 - Have you had your 5-a-day? |
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2507 - Ridding the world of weed one spliff at a time |
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2518 - I deny your reality and substitute my own |
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2536 - Thank God I'm not as old as I feel!! |
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2539 - We're all on our way to the grave, but I'm taking the scenic route. |
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2553 - You can live to be a hundred?All you have to do is give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
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2607 - Line em up, Barkeep I'm self medicating |
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2672 - Substance abuse? What do you mean, officer? I was doing it like the dealer showed me! |
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2746 - One look at you & I need viagra just to help me forget! |
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2790 - Keep britain clean kill a junkie |
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2791 - Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! |
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2831 - Sex, drugs and rock & rave, let's get smashed & misbehave, On speed, weed and little e's, lets get high and talk to trees, life's a trip and then you die, so fuck this world, and let's get high! |
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2836 - I quit sex, drugs & Rock & Roll? Worst 15 minutes of my life! |
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2847 - Capital of Cultivation |
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2849 - Go Green You know it makes sense |
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2851 - Goes faster than a smackhead's giro |
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2888 - How can possession be nine tenths of the law, officer? I've only got an eight in my pocket |
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2921 - Speak to the voices. They smoke better stuff than me! |
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2936 - I can line dance if you can hold the straw steady |
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2940 - Ganja Scaffolding the safe way to get high |
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2964 - Cocaine in Spain stays mainly on my brain |
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3012 - Bringabongalong |
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3039 - Cyberfreaks say 'High' |
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3141 - Never let an Aardvark near your cocaine |
| All T-Shirts Designs » Fat T-Shirts » |
66 - I BEAT ANOREXIA |
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197 - I ate all the pies |
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198 - Excess all areas |
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201 - A fridge too far |
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355 - FAT BASTARD |
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430 - 3% FAT FREE |
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441 - LORD OF THE PIES |
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485 - Can fat people skinny dip? |
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489 - ROLL MODEL |
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548 - LARD ARSE |
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552 - DOUBLE BODY |
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576 - WIDE LOAD |
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608 - I might be fat but you're ugly and I can diet |
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620 - If I were an inch taller I'd be round |
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639 - My other body is a supermodel |
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661 - I'm bulaemic I just keep forgetting to throw up |
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684 - ACID FATTY |
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712 - It's Mr Fat Twat to you |
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794 - It's funny how certain clothes make you look fat, isn't it? |
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812 - SEXY FAT PIG |
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843 - RECOVERING ANOREXIC |
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865 - DARTS PLAYER |
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869 - F.A.T.-H.I.V. |
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881 - I AM ANOREXIC |
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962 - MORE GUTS |
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972 - ROUND IS A SHAPE |
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973 - THINK TANK |
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1033 - DYSLEXIC VIMTO |
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1079 - STRADDLE BOTH LANES |
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1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
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1113 - FAT |
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1123 - EATING DISORDER |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1143 - PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
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1151 - GIRTH CONTROL |
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1152 - GOURANGA |
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1156 - BODY LIKE MINE |
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1180 - ADVERTISE HERE |
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1194 - 50% EXTRA FREE |
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1196 - INVISIBLE MAN |
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1197 - CHIPS & GRAVY |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1249 - ALL RELAXED MUSCLE |
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1272 - AM - Too Skinny |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1344 - FAT - COOKIES |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1392 - VARIETY |
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1402 - NATURAL BODY |
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1407 - FAT TRIPLETS |
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1424 - Lardman the buffet slayer |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1441 - OMBRU |
